Vaginal Elasticity

[TBKahuna123]

No seriously I have a real question here.

So today I got into a discussion with a coworker about the content of porn sites these recent virus spyware programs keep popping up. This then devolved into a totally inappropriate discussion of the logistics of double penetration and large object insert which I must admit left me feeling a little uncomfortable. I learned two things: Don't judge a book by it's cover and she apparently has a fascination with double penetration.

This did bring up a very interesting question though, which I certainly couldn't answer. We all know the vaginal has certain elastic qualities, but is it more elastic in one direction? As she pointed out, usually when you see double vaginal penetration, the penises(or is it peni) or objects or whatever are stacked vertically. This seems to be counterintuitive to me as there's a pubic bone involved there. So after a few hours of searching for actual medical information last night, I couldn't find crap. So I figured I'd try here.

So anyone have any ideas? Any REAL ideas? Remember, I'm looking for factual medical information here, not someone's wank fantasy about their girlfriend riding a fire hydrant or some shit. Is there a gynecologist in the house?

 

[OzoneRed]

Fact: a vagina can stretch, both vertically and horizontally, wide enough for a baby to pass through it.

 

[TBKahuna123]

Well I knew that. That's the obvious answer. But is there a more precise answer? And maybe the answer us no, there is no difference.

 

[NomadLady]

I feel sure the "stacking vertically" as you mention is simply due to the logistics of getting two cocks, a pussy and six legs into a manageable position.

 

[viper2000]

I know for a scientific fact that the human anus can stretch up to a cd in diameter.
I have a friend who`s university anthropology professor told them that.

 

[Noira]

the penises(or is it peni)

It is definitely peener. I swear.

Anyway, some women have pubic bones big enough to prevent them from giving birth naturally, but most can pull off having kids so I'm pretty sure they can stack a few peenii in there. I'm pretty certain that the diameter of a couple of penodes is not comparable to the girth of a human child's head. I imagine that's probably about as precise as you're gonna get!

PS: The plural is actually penes.

 

[silverwhisper]

kahuna, why do you always have the best workplace conversations?! :>

nice to see you, dude!

ed

 

[infinity706]

Oh, you should hear some of the conversations we have. Of course, I work at a truckstop where all the women are perverts.

As for vaginas stretching, that's not really a problem. The actual vagina can stretch far more than its relevant to worry about. The issue is the vaginal opening that has all the pelvic floor muscles and the pubic bone around it. The muscles can stretch over time, so basically, the answer is, any woman's cunt can potentially stretch close to the maximum space between her pelvic bones. Afterall, there are bones on all four sides.

 

[Quoll]

I feel sure the "stacking vertically" as you mention is simply due to the logistics of getting two cocks, a pussy and six legs into a manageable position.

That and the fact that I imagine the slippery little suckers (metaphorically speaking) would tend to naturally stack due to the inherent verticalositude of the elasticated flangiferous area.

 

[NippleMuncher]

That and the fact that I imagine the slippery little suckers (metaphorically speaking) would tend to naturally stack due to the inherent verticalositude of the elasticated flangiferous area.

Watch out everybody, Quoll has been reading the Fuck'n Waggintails Dicktionary again!

 

[TBKahuna123]

OK, OK, I understand that the vagina as a whole can stretch enough drive a VW bug through. My question was strictly in regards to unidirectional expansion.

I feel sure the "stacking vertically" as you mention is simply due to the logistics of getting two cocks, a pussy and six legs into a manageable position.

I would agree, except that the same seems to hold true if the double insertion were done with toys as well. So, there has to be more as work here. More on that in a bit, I have a theory, and so does my coworker.

kahuna, why do you always have the best workplace conversations?! :>

Good question. The coworker and I are pretty good friends outside of work, but we've never had conversations along these lines before in either venue. I figured this was just one of those joking things brought on by the porn popups, but she actually came back with a theory today. She says she did some investigating and she thinks it's caused by the thighs. Now this actually makes sense. The horizontal pressure from one's thighs on the objects, which are usually round in nature, force them to roll against each other. Gravity then takes over and one rolls lower than the other. The theory plays out when tested using two pens.

Her parting comment was "yeah, I guess it works with pens too." Five minutes later that comment hit me. What did she mean by "pens too"? So one mystery solved, now I have another quandary! As Dane Cook would say, I think I just got my brain ninja'd!

Ahhh these are my worries in life.

 

[TBKahuna123]

Watch out everybody, Quoll has been reading the Fuck'n Waggintails Dicktionary again!

Is it wrong that his response made perfect sense to me? Probably not, since I started this mess with the term "Vaginal Elasticity".

Anyone else flashing back to our old Helsinki Institute of Vaginal Engineering thread? Where's Eilan when I need her?

 

[Annabell4you]

As I have not seen these porn images myself... I have used two toys at a time... For me, it was horizontal. But that's because it felt better that way. And when I turned one of them on.... Oh wow!!!!

 

[infinity706]

OK, OK, I understand that the vagina as a whole can stretch enough drive a VW bug through. My question was strictly in regards to unidirectional expansion.



I would agree, except that the same seems to hold true if the double insertion were done with toys as well. So, there has to be more as work here. More on that in a bit, I have a theory, and so does my coworker.



Good question. The coworker and I are pretty good friends outside of work, but we've never had conversations along these lines before in either venue. I figured this was just one of those joking things brought on by the porn popups, but she actually came back with a theory today. She says she did some investigating and she thinks it's caused by the thighs. Now this actually makes sense. The horizontal pressure from one's thighs on the objects, which are usually round in nature, force them to roll against each other. Gravity then takes over and one rolls lower than the other. The theory plays out when tested using two pens.

Her parting comment was "yeah, I guess it works with pens too." Five minutes later that comment hit me. What did she mean by "pens too"? So one mystery solved, now I have another quandary! As Dane Cook would say, I think I just got my brain ninja'd!

Ahhh these are my worries in life.

Honestly, part of it is probably because that's how it's done with real dicks due to alignment issues. The other thing is, there's usually more room horizontally than vertically, as well. Of course, the vagina and rectum have to share the vertical direction, where they each have horizontal all to themselves. Finally, though, vertical puts more pressure on the clitoris, since its head and most of its body is above the vagina if you're talking missionary position.