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Enjoy yourself. I just closed a deal giving me a $100,000 commission, and the supermodel turned Lawyer from the firm on the floor above is giving me head right now.TheEarl said:Mine, mine, all mine!
I've posted last on the last 5 threads. Soon, the whole Hangout will be filled with 'Last Post: TheEarl'
And there's nothing you can do to stop me, Bond/McGuyver/Batman/Superman. Mwahahahaha.
<ahem>
The Earl
Ted-E-Bare said:Enjoy yourself. I just closed a deal giving me a $100,000 commission, and the supermodel turned Lawyer from the firm on the floor above is giving me head right now.
Enjoy your posting Earl.![]()
TheEarl said:I'm supposed to be doing coursework. I'm not doing coursework. That's worth more than any money or head.... I think.
The Earl
Lisa Denton said:
A girlfriend?cheerful_deviant said:OK, the Earl needs a new hobby. Anybody have any ideas?![]()
Ted-E-Bare said:A girlfriend?
A job?
Solving mysteries about ghosts with a Great Dane?
So who is Earl, Pinky or the Brain?Evil Alpaca said:"What are we gonna do tomorrow night brain?"
"The same thing we do every night Pinky . . . Try to take over the world!"
Evil Alpaca said:Great Dane's aren't really mysterious. You could take to organizing your sock drawer. Or, daresayit . . .
"What are we gonna do tomorrow night brain?"
"The same thing we do every night Pinky . . . Try to take over the world!"
Ted-E-Bare said:So who is Earl, Pinky or the Brain?
RebeccaLeah said:That settles it, I love you. I don't care if you spit or if you're covered in fur. Marry me.
They're pinky, they're pinky and the brain, brain, brain....
Evil Alpaca said:Okay, but I want a small wedding, but not in a chapel. (Blush)
Evil Alpaca said:Okay, but I want a small wedding, but not in a chapel. (Blush)
RebeccaLeah said:Oh.....Damn. I wanted the works, 20 foot train, 50 foot aisle to show it off in, horse drawn carriage, hundreds of flowers......*sigh* I guess it wouldn't work.*sniffle*
Evil Alpaca said:Oh . . . (sniff) . . . (chuckle) . . . goodness. When I read "twenty foot train," the first thing I thought was . . . "If we have a train, why do we need a horse drawn carriage?" It is WAY to early for me to be reading text and trying to make sense.
Okay, we could keep the flowers, but we only keep the horse-drawn carriage if Shanglan is in it.
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TheEarl said:Narf!
You guys are missing the point. I should be doing coursework. Instead I'm here. There is goodness in this state of affairs.
Anyway, you lot started it. I didn't start off the day thinking I was going to take over the AH. It was you lot who were boring and didn't say anything for a while.
The Earl
Maybe we can work out a compromise.RebeccaLeah said:Oh.....Damn. I wanted the works, 20 foot train, 50 foot aisle to show it off in, horse drawn carriage, hundreds of flowers......*sigh* I guess it wouldn't work.*sniffle*
Ted-E-Bare said:... a compromise. The Alpaca could pull the carriage... eat all the flowers.... and helps with the cleanup of the old flowers .... Elegant solution....
Shit, I hadn't thought of that.Virtual_Burlesque said:Think of what The Alpaca would turn all those eaten flowers into, which would be left lying around after.![]()
Not so Elegant, methinks![]()