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Hi. My name is ______________.

I used to post as a registered user. After hitting rock bottom I decided that registered posting was no longer an alternative. In order for me to be truly free of the bondage of self, I must remain unregistered. I came close to posting as a registered user just a little while ago and I am looking for anyone like me who wants to remain unregistered. Together we can do what we cannot do alone, one day at a time.

And remember, it's okay to be unregistered.

The 12 Steps of Unregistereds Anonymous

1. We admitted we were powerless over posting as registered users- that our threads had become unmanagable.

2. Came to believe that a power greater than self could restore us to sanity.

3. Made a decision to our posts and our threads over to the power of Unregistered as we understood Unregistered.

4. Made a searching and fearless inventory of posts, threads, and selves.

5. Admitted to Unregistered, ourselves, and another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.

6. Were entirely ready to have Unregistered remove all these defects of character.

7. Humbly asked Unregistered to remove our shortcomings.

8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed and became willing to make amends to them all.

9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.

10. Continued to take personal inventory and we were wrong, promptly admitted it.

11. Sought through prayer and meditiation to improve our conscious contact with Unregistered as we understood Unregistered seeking only knowledge of Unregistered's will for us and the power to carry that out.

12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to unregistered users and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

The 12 Traditions of Unregistereds Anonymous

1. Our common welfare should come first; personal recovery depends on UA unity.

2. For our group purpose there is but one ultimate authority- a loving Unregistered as that expresses itself in our group conscience. We have no leaders, we are all trusted servants; we do not govern.

3. The only requirement for UA membership is the desire not to post as a registered user.

4. Each group of UA is autonomous except in matters affecting UA as a whole.

5. Each group has but one primary purpose- to carry the message to the unregistered or registered user who suffers.

6. A UA group ought never endorse, finance, or lend the UA name to any outside enterprise lest problems of post-totals, usernames, avatars, prestige, and titles divert us from our primary purpose.

7. Every UA group is fully self-supporting.

8. Unregistereds Anonymous should forever remain non-professional, but we may employ the services of others.

9. UA, as such, ought never be organized; but we may create threads and posts directly responsible to those they serve.

10. UA has no opinion on outside issues, hence the UA name ought never be drawn into public controversy.

11. Our public relations policy is based on attraction rather than promotion; we need always maintain personal anonymity.

12. Anonymity is the spiritual foundation of all our traditions, ever reminding us to place principles before personalities.


"Unregistered, grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I can,
and the wisdom to know the difference."

This meeting of Unregistereds Anonymous is now open.
 
Hi. I am ________________

I discovered a new freedom that I never had before by posting as an unregistered. I don't think everyone should post as an unregistered. I have nothing against registered users! I don't want to lose this freedom. I don't have to quit posting as a registered user forever. I need only quit one post at a time.

I am here.
 
12 step programs are for weak ass turds, who have no will power. Oh, wait. Yes, that make sense.

If you really want to get over this disorder you have ,you should just quit being here all together to avoid the temptation. It isn't like the folks at AA say... "Keep the beer in the fridge, look at it, but don't drink it."



12 steps to getting a fucking life...

1. Click the register icon at the top of the mainpage
2. Then register a name and stick to it.
3. Or if you are not going to do that..... Click the x box on the top of the window you have open.
4. Then go to a different website and never come back here, or turn off your computer and when you turn it back on..... never type in the http www.Literotica.com and save your sorry ass 8 more steps.
 
You are welcome to leave if you don't like it here. We mean you no harm.
 
But how will we know who is who if we all remain unregistered?

Look! The 12th Tradition.....
 
Is this an open or closed meeting?

This is an open meeting of UA. Anyone may come. We are not here to troll or post as registered users. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop posting as a registered user.
 
I have strong desire to post as a registered user. What if I post using a name that is not registered?
 
*yawn*

Before you know it these unregistered folks will start spouting off at the mouth with things like

Unregistered 0wnz j00 and the like.

How come unregistered people can post. Ain't it required to join a board before you post?
 
Then stop with the attention grab and post to threads. Drama Queens don't need to register to be dismissed.

Have a nice day.
 
Unregistered said:
I have strong desire to post as a registered user. What if I post using a name that is not registered?

This is a matter for our group conscience to decide. How about names, but you may not use the same name twice? After all, you can post unreg if you want.
 
qwerty

Don't worry about them. If they wish to post, then let them. It is not about them. It is about each of us. You never know, one of them might say something you could use.

If you want to form a closed meeting you can somewhereles. This one is open.
 
I just added this thread to my favorites, that way I don't have to register to keep track of it.
 
Correct me if I am wrong but this is essentially one of those ego strokes that take place in the same peoples borderline retarded threads, except without avatars.

Wow, revolutionary.

Ok, now could you please validate my self-worth with some flirting or maybe quote me and say 'ditto'. Its good clean fun.

This concept could have been carried off with ingenuity but instead it looks like frat boy creativity, which is to say pretty fucking boring. Registered or unregistered, banality comes to the surface.
 
Hey this is a *great* thread..

If they all stay in here...in this tiny little thread, wouldn't that simply be grand?

Hey guys, I heard they are serving punch and pie later in this thread.

MMMmmm.
So stick around, fellahs.
 
modest mouse said:
Correct me if I am wrong but this is essentially one of those ego strokes that take place in the same peoples borderline retarded threads, except without avatars.

Wow, revolutionary.

Ok, now could you please validate my self-worth with some flirting or maybe quote me and say 'ditto'. Its good clean fun.

This concept could have been carried off with ingenuity but instead it looks like frat boy creativity, which is to say pretty fucking boring. Registered or unregistered, banality comes to the surface.

Evryone has an opinion. I guess you just stated yours. Good to meet you. I am unregistered.
 
Dhalgren said:
Hey this is a *great* thread..

If they all stay in here...in this tiny little thread, wouldn't that simply be grand?

Hey guys, I heard they are serving punch and pie later in this thread.

MMMmmm.
So stick around, fellahs.

We cannot claim responsibility for unregistered posts outside of this one. They are out there. In here, we focus on improving ourselves and freeing ourselves from the bondage of self.

Cake, pie, dittos, companionship, laughs, tears. We can live happily and never have to post as a registered user, one day at a time.

We don't criticize. We just share.
 
Did you ever feel that the entire registered user thing was just one big promotion of

It crossed my mind, but who am I to judge. I am anonymous. Registered users will do as registered users do. It's their lives, let them live it.

Live and let live, I say!
 
We don't criticize. We just share.



You are absolutely kidding, right?
Which step exactly, talks about being in complete denial..again?



A registered name gives the onus of responsibility.

And with that..usually comes care towards how you communicate with others.
 
Can't even generate an attack or a quip from this group. I'm with Dhalgren, have fun in this thread, from here on out known as a 'sleep aid'.
 
The 1st step says We admitted that WE were powerless over posting as registered users.

It does not say YOU are powerless. It says WE. Are powerless.

Have we done anything irresponsible in this thread? Have we hurt anyone? You are welcome to stay, pretty lady. And if you feel like you want to post as unregistered then be our guest.
 
modest mouse said:
Can't even generate an attack or a quip from this group. I'm with Dhalgren, have fun in this thread, from here on out known as a 'sleep aid'.

Well, if ever you have trouble sleeping, you know where to come!
 
WE ARE SERIOUS ABOUT THE SPIRIT OF GOODWILL IN OUR FELLOWSHIP.

WE WILL MAKE MISTAKES IN HERE BUT AT LEAST WE WILL STILL BE UNREGISTERED.

WE SEEK PROGRESS, NOT PERFECTION.
 
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