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[08GEE]

good afternoon to all,how is everyone?
its clear and nice here but still pretty cold.

 

[starviper]

Mark on here 50's guy for 50's lady

 

[anneski]

Clear, nice and cold here too. The weather lady said we'd have wintery showers tomorrow though - well, in winter too, who'da thunk it?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

good afternoon to all,how is everyone?
its clear and nice here but still pretty cold.

Clear, nice and cold here too. The weather lady said we'd have wintery showers tomorrow though - well, in winter too, who'da thunk it?

bloody cold in the garden earlier.

mind you it's me own fault for getting so pissed and falling asleep out there last night. the neighbours got such a shock to see me draped over the fence.

i'm joking, BTW.

 

[lovemonster]

bloody cold in the garden earlier.

mind you it's me own fault for getting so pissed and falling asleep out there last night. the neighbours got such a shock to see me draped over the fence.

i'm joking, BTW.

Given your past history, it wouldn't be a surprise to have seen you do that...

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Given your past history, it wouldn't be a surprise to have seen you do that...

hence the addendum.

 

[lovemonster]

hence the addendum.

What's with all the big words today, did you eat a dictionary?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

What's with all the big words today, did you eat a dictionary?

god i hope not. those sharp edges would be a bastard tomorrow.

 

[lovemonster]

god i hope not. those sharp edges would be a bastard tomorrow.

But it would give you the chance to use the words 'colonic irrigation'

 

[geronimo_appleby]

But it would give you the chance to use the words 'colonic irrigation'

and a chance to utter the phrase, 'ooh, me arse'.

 

[lovemonster]

and a chance to utter the phrase, 'ooh, me arse'.

I thought that was a regular occurrence with you

 

[HotJRabbit]

Evening =) x

 

[geronimo_appleby]

I thought that was a regular occurrence with you

*snerk*

Evening =) x

evening back to you.

 

[HotJRabbit]

I think tonight im just going to order a chinese and have a lazy evening in

 

[newrandomperson]

Hello all you litrotica going forum surfing UK based people.

Hows has the lazy saturday been going for you all?

 

[lovemonster]

Evening =) x

Evening

Hello all you litrotica going forum surfing UK based people.

Hows has the lazy saturday been going for you all?

Hiya nrp. Long time, no speak.

 

[newrandomperson]

Ahh well you see we`'ve just not had the good fortune to bump into each other you see.

I assume its been so lazy no one can hardly say anything at all!

 

[lovemonster]

Well I've not been around as much recently, which might explain it...

 

[mark197205]

Evening from a dark damp Leicester...

 

[newrandomperson]

aha, so its kinda your fault for having a proper life. see there is always a problem when that happens...

 

[lovemonster]

Evening from a dark damp Leicester...

Did you piss in your pants again?

 

[lovemonster]

aha, so its kinda your fault for having a proper life. see there is always a problem when that happens...

LOL...more that getting a new job stops me getting on here much anymore..

 

[newrandomperson]

Hopefully its a good fun new job though. if thats the case can hardly blame you for staying away

 

[lovemonster]

Hopefully its a good fun new job though. if thats the case can hardly blame you for staying away

I wouldn't say fun exactly. But they have monitored internet access...

 

[newrandomperson]

Ahhh. In which case its good and bad in equal measure. I say boooo to that.