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Only if you've never watched the X files.
The truth is out there
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Only if you've never watched the X files.
Oh I don't know, I find a lot of things kinky
Warped mind you seeOh I don't know, I find a lot of things kinky
Ah? I wouldn't know about such things.
Must be the rain, see, it does that to stuff.
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Ah? I wouldn't know about such things.
Yes I think there's something in the water round here
Presumably not bromide though?
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Guess not judging by the boner I seem to have permanently in place these days.
Perhaps you've just got misplaced lumbago? That can lead to long term stiffness? Brown paper and a hot flat iron used to be the preferred treatment.... could take care of all those little wrinkles at the same time.
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Perhaps you've just got misplaced lumbago? That can lead to long term stiffness? Brown paper and a hot flat iron used to be the preferred treatment.... could take care of all those little wrinkles at the same time.
No it's not that dear, it keeps being sick all over the place as well
Ahh, motion sickness. *nods* Hmm, yep, in that case I recommend you just lie on your back, keep nice and still and let others do all the movement.
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..and think of England!
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Yes I think you are right, no matter how much I try to comfort it, it still throws up after a while. I must get someone else to comfort it and see how that goes
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Possibly the last thing I'd be thinking of mate, but yea maybe
yeah good point!
Possibly the last thing I'd be thinking of mate, but yea maybe
All you need is a decent battle cry...
'God for Harry, England and Saint George!' sortathing- I'm sure you could modify it suitably.
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All you need is a decent battle cry...
'God for Harry, England and Saint George!' sortathing- I'm sure you could modify it suitably.
Yea but they are all blokes, I mean I'm not a homophobe or anything but I mean, well.............................
Oh picky picky!
I did say you could suitably modify it, didn't I? I mean, you could cry "God, I'm cumming, it's hot and it's allll yours!" See? I dunno, do I have to do all the work here?
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Oh picky picky!
See? I dunno, do I have to do all the work here?
Oh that's it make it sick again with your naughty talk
Oh that's it make it sick again with your naughty talk
That's it, blame me for your sensitivity, I was just trying to be helpful, being the kind person that I am, not my fault it got carried away, I dunno, woe is me....
and you can clear your own mess up.
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That's it, blame me for your sensitivity, I was just trying to be helpful, being the kind person that I am, not my fault it got carried away, I dunno, woe is me....
and you can clear your own mess up.
LOL
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