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[EnglishRoseFox]

That wasn't a telling off, so much as a thank you-more please!!!

Ok *smiles*

But such a pleasant one!

Afternoon Cheshire here

Aware that this might get me labelled as a kinky perv (ha!) but if anyone is interested...Suggestion for a Live Am Pic thread
.. drop me a line

LOL isn't everyone here kinky pervs? Afternoon Brung. I think it's a great idea. I'm just too chicken to participate. I hope you get it together though

 

[Brung]

LOL isn't everyone here kinky pervs? Afternoon Brung. I think it's a great idea. I'm just too chicken to participate. I hope you get it together though [/QUOTE]

Yep I guess we all are Wouldn't have had you as a chicken (although would have had you!!) I'll keep this thread updated with the progress.

If you stumble across any game birds (pheasants, partridges etc. lol!!) I'd appreciate it if you nudge them in the direction.

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Yep I guess we all are Wouldn't have had you as a chicken (although would have had you!!) I'll keep this thread updated with the progress.

If you stumble across any game birds (pheasants, partridges etc. lol!!) I'd appreciate it if you nudge them in the direction.

Ok well maybe chicken was the wrong choice of words. Put it this way, I keep my real life and my Lit life very separate so its not viable for me.

LOL @ game birds, I wish you well with it

 

[geronimo_appleby]

That wasn't a telling off, so much as a thank you-more please!!!

oh, you'll get used to foxy if you hang around for long enough. she's such a distraction.

 

[ahh696900]

oi be in gloucestershire....was walking with the missis across the fields tother day when a herd of cows in the distance started mooing and playing up.

As we got closer we saw this bloke kissing the cows arses.....so oi says to him ''Be thee all roit? ...he says.''No,I got terrible chapped lips''. ''A'hh so that cures it then''? I asked im....'No but it stops me licking me lips'' he replied

 

[08GEE]

evening/morning all

 

[foxseeker]

oh, you'll get used to foxy if you hang around for long enough. she's such a distraction.

Oh I hope so!

 

[anneski]

oi be in gloucestershire....was walking with the missis across the fields tother day when a herd of cows in the distance started mooing and playing up.

As we got closer we saw this bloke kissing the cows arses.....so oi says to him ''Be thee all roit? ...he says.''No,I got terrible chapped lips''. ''A'hh so that cures it then''? I asked im....'No but it stops me licking me lips'' he replied

grooooaaan!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

grooooaaan!

that's not a post orgasmic noise, eh?

 

[anneski]

that's not a post orgasmic noise, eh?

Nah, if I've got enough breath left to make that kind of noise afterwards then summat's wrong

 

[IsabellaKing]

Nah, if I've got enough breath left to make that kind of noise afterwards then summat's wrong

I want some of what you're getting

 

[anneski]

I want some of what you're getting

Whaaaat - my flexible friend? Guzzles the batteries like a pig though!

 

[IsabellaKing]

Whaaaat - my flexible friend? Guzzles the batteries like a pig though!

Yeah, but...

 

[anneski]

Yeah, but...

LOL! Well true, true.... and that brings to mind this little gem!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=L38wthA4Ld0

 

[IsabellaKing]

LOL! Well true, true.... and that brings to mind this little gem!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=L38wthA4Ld0

Did you know you can get mains operated flexible friends?

 

[anneski]

Did you know you can get mains operated flexible friends?

I had heard that, but fear that if I investigate that option I might never actually leave the house and get to work...

Remote controlled ones too so someone else can turn you on, as it were..... blimey! Whatever next!

 

[TrickieTree]

Did you know you can get mains operated flexible friends?

Sounds slightly dangerous to me!!!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

I want some of what you're getting

run up and down hills with a 30lb pack on your back until your eyes bleed.

that'll do it.

 

[IsabellaKing]

run up and down hills with a 30lb pack on your back until your eyes bleed.

that'll do it.

And you think I'm sick

 

[_666]

A horse walks into a bar and the barman looks up and says "Why the long face?"

Morning all!!!

 

[cutestguy]

hi, from Manchester

Hi, im 39, single manchester

 

[this_way_up_hun]

Hi, can I join in?

Sarah, a TS woman from Cambridge.

 

[foxseeker]

Good day all

 

[Brung]

Afternoon - quiet in here today

 

[this_way_up_hun]

Afternoon - quiet in here today

Yes, I thought it would be busier than this? But then I'm new here so what do I know...? lol