WalterRaleigh
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Ah, well. You said fire away so - I have your Personals Ad all ready to go
That would be really interesting!
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That would be really interesting!
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Tallulah82
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You cruel woman Tallulah!
LOL!!!!
It's not my fault he didn't question my methods
It will teach him a lesson of being too trusting and not thinking clearly
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Tallulah82
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Yeah? I think it would be fascinating to see what responses you get...
Femme_Fatale_UK
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I want to see what you've done haha
WalterRaleigh
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LOL!!!!
It's not my fault he didn't question my methods
It will teach him a lesson of being too trusting and not thinking clearly
I assume everybody is innocent, until proven guilty.
Although I am beginning to detect a lack of innocence, if not totally guilty.
Femme_Fatale_UK
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Tallulah82
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I am innocent 99% of the time. (that I am not here...)
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Tallulah82
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Haha. I am having second thoughts - I am not sure Walter would appreciate getting replies from the guys who are bi-curious or the women who want a pet pony...
then again, I COULD be wrong?
Femme_Fatale_UK
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Haha. I am having second thoughts - I am not sure Walter would appreciate getting replies from the guys who are bi-curious or the women who want a pet pony...
then again, I COULD be wrong?
Hahahaha
WalterRaleigh
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Haha. I am having second thoughts - I am not sure Walter would appreciate getting replies from the guys who are bi-curious or the women who want a pet pony...
then again, I COULD be wrong?
So funny!
WalterRaleigh
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Bye for now. Fatherly duties call.
Femme_Fatale_UK
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Bye Walter
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AWonkyDonkey
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Heyyy everyone!
*Plonks himself down and pulls Tal over for a cuddle.*
How's tricks?
*Plonks himself down and pulls Tal over for a cuddle.*
How's tricks?
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Tallulah82
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WONKY!!!!
*runs and jumps on yer back*
I have been trapped here ALL DAY!!!
Well. Ok. Maybe not trapped as such. But still. Not getting very far in life
How the fuck are you? (I think I may have been slipped some happy pills by Walter
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AWonkyDonkey
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WONKY!!!!
*runs and jumps on yer back*
I have been trapped here ALL DAY!!!
Well. Ok. Maybe not trapped as such. But still. Not getting very far in life
How the fuck are you? (I think I may have been slipped some happy pills by Walter
Awww!! D'ya want me to take you for a ride (all innocent like...*Whistles*) on the beach?
I'll have to have a word with Walter. I don't want him slipping you anything that'll react badly with the rohypnol I'm feeding you. Oh shit, I've given it away... Oh well!
I'm fucking fantastic, thank you!
I'm here for a little bit and then I'm going to cook this pizza I just had made up for me at sn'asda.
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Tallulah82
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Awww!! D'ya want me to take you for a ride (all innocent like...*Whistles*) on the beach?
I'll have to have a word with Walter. I don't want him slipping you anything that'll react badly with the rohypnol I'm feeding you. Oh shit, I've given it away... Oh well!
I'm fucking fantastic, thank you!
Well that's fucking fantastic that you are fucking fantastic!!!
Nah, I like what Walter's given me
You look a little tired actually Wonks. And smell like old woman. Don't tell me you've been hanging around the geriatric ward again. I thought I was your only crypt keeper.
*sobs*
AWonkyDonkey
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Well that's fucking fantastic that you are fucking fantastic!!!
Nah, I like what Walter's given me
You look a little tired actually Wonks. And smell like old woman. Don't tell me you've been hanging around the geriatric ward again. I thought I was your only crypt keeper.
*sobs*
I'm going to scrub myself clean actually. I can still smell cats and stale Werthers Originals. *shudder*
You know that you're the only older woman for me. I didn't even let my eyes wander. I just kept thinking of you, sat by the crypt, cobwebs swinging in the breeze...
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Tallulah82
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I'm going to scrub myself clean actually. I can still smell cats and stale Werthers Originals. *shudder*
You know that you're the only older woman for me. I didn't even let my eyes wander. I just kept thinking of you, sat by the crypt, cobwebs swinging in the breeze...
*falls in love*
You know how to smooth talk me and turn my knees to jelly
AWonkyDonkey
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*falls in love*
You know how to smooth talk me and turn my knees to jelly
What can I say? I'm a natural. It's not easy, being this awesome.
Seeing as though your legs are like jelly, come plonk yourself next to me.
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Tallulah82
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What can I say? I'm a natural. It's not easy, being this awesome.
Seeing as though your legs are like jelly, come plonk yourself next to me.
You make awesome look so easy
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Tallulah82
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You make awesome look so easy
Fuck!!!
What HAS Walter given me?????
I am being far too nice! I have street cred to maintain!
AWonkyDonkey
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You make awesome look so easy
I know, you're being so nice.
It's okay, your secret is safe with me. Love makes you do funny things.
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Tallulah82
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I know, you're being so nice.
It's okay, your secret is safe with me. Love makes you do funny things.
Yes, so does being slipped something
AWonkyDonkey
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Yes, so does being slipped something
Ha!
Stop giving away my secrets!! Oh...No wait. I did that.Right. I need to disappear for a half hour. The carers are filling up my nosebag - that only means one thing... LUNCHTIME!!!
Be good, buggerlugs.
Don't miss me too much.- Status
