Ha!Stop giving away my secrets!! Oh...No wait. I did that.
Right. I need to disappear for a half hour. The carers are filling up my nosebag - that only means one thing... LUNCHTIME!!!
Be good, buggerlugs.Don't miss me too much.
Ok. I promise I won't miss you.
(I am only replying anyways to see my post count reach a pleasurable 2,222. Happy sigh. 4 x even, equal numbers.)
Argh - fuck!
Hey
You got your kids now? I have one more hour of peace before all hell breaks loose
Hey! This is a happy place today! You are only allowed to be miserable when i am miserable and that was yesterday. You missed it? you gotta wait for the next time.
Am about to make a cuppa. You want some water?
Sorry babe. *Puts on his happy face*
Ooh please. With ice please. I'm hot stuff y'see.
Of course you are babe
*uses left over penis ice-cubes from Ann Summers party*
Oh go on then. The only penis I will have in my mouth is yours.
LMAO!!!!
Oh this is so fucked up on so many levels but you know i love twisted
When have we NOT been twisted?
This is true.
I try to be the good innocent girl but you have led me down a very twisted path and now normal just looks so boring
Ok. I need to go now. Wasted an entire day on here and with a few minor exceptions - i have barely been productive at all.
Lazy day target = achieved
am sure i will be back a bit later.
Also - as i mentioned to Hot yesterday - our count is closing in on the 5000.
I suggest once this is closed we hop onto one of the already open threads (Mr Ed's or mine) and wear that one out instead of creating yet another UK thread. But this is just me being OCD for tidiness
Be good Wonky
Oh I'll try. In fact, I'm going to have a nap because I'm a tired little donkey.
We'll follow your lead, oh fearless ruler.
Go do something productive and I shall see's you later.
Oh shut up lol
Nap? nap? you are ALWAYS napping!!!! Sheesh.
I've done some productive. I picked up my boys. *Pats self on the back*
*Runs away before Tal beats me up.*My nap didn't last long.
*Pats Tal on the back.* Now you're just going to vegetate on the sofa for the next two or three hours, right?
