UK thread part 2

[AWonkyDonkey]

Is it just the English language, or are you a multi-lingual donkey? I suppose having nimble hooves makes it much easier down at the pub? Snooker, darts, dominoes. Not to mention holding a pint glass.

Well apart from English, the only other languages I'm a master of are Gibberish and of course, Olde Ass Equine. The latter is rarely spoken these days.

 

[Penuche]

I said this estate's getting villagey but this is ridculous - second delivery of excess lettuce from a bloke 2 blocks away.

 

[StrangeView]

Afternoon all!! Well that was a day of my life I'll never see again

What did I miss??

Oh, and while Tal's away, exactly who is in charge??

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I said this estate's getting villagey but this is ridculous - second delivery of excess lettuce from a bloke 2 blocks away.

Ooh, send some my way please.

Oh, and while Tal's away, exactly who is in charge??

Who'd'ya think? Me, of course! I've just spoken to her and her express wishes are that I'm on charge...

God, what am I going to do without her for two weeks? *deep breathing* Right, come on Wonky... Man up!

 

[StrangeView]

Ooh, send some my way please.


Who'd'ya think? Me, of course! I've just spoken to her and her express wishes are that I'm on charge...

God, what am I going to do without her for two weeks? *deep breathing* Right, come on Wonky... Man up!

Ok, let's not panic, you can handle it *passes Wonky a calming bag of monster munch*

 

[Penuche]

Ooh, send some my way please.

Curly leaf or plain, Wonky? He's left both.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Ok, let's not panic, you can handle it *passes Wonky a calming bag of monster munch*

*munch*Who's going to *munch*tuck me in on a night?*munch*

<Sigh> I'll have to see if the escort agency will provide a hooker/story teller.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Curly leaf or plain, Wonky? He's left both.

Ooh plain please. That curly-leaf stuff is evil. I'm a fussy donkey.

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

Afternoon everyone

 

[DarkSimian]

Afternoon everyone

*sneaks in and gives a on the cheek*

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

*sneaks in and gives a on the cheek*

Gives you a smooch back

 

[DarkSimian]

Gives you a smooch back

my hands are cold; let me warm them, under your shirt

 

[Penuche]

Afternoon everyone

*sneaks in and gives a on the cheek*

Afternoon

Plain lettuce it is, Wonky!

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

Afternoon

Plain lettuce it is, Wonky!

Afternoon!

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

my hands are cold; let me warm them, under your shirt

Oh go on then

 

[DarkSimian]

Oh go on then

you know I am very fondle .....I mean, fond of you

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

you know I am very fondle .....I mean, fond of you

You shouldn't even be in here Mr Yank!!

 

[Friendlymann]

Good afternoon everyone

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

Good afternoon everyone

Afternoon!

 

[Friendlymann]

Afternoon!

Hello hugs, Femme, how are you?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Good afternoon everyone

Hi Friendly and Femme. Both are good, I hope?

 

[Friendlymann]

Hi Friendly and Femme. Both are good, I hope?

Good here Wonky, hope you are too.

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

Hello hugs, Femme, how are you?

Good thanks, how are you?

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

Hi Friendly and Femme. Both are good, I hope?

All good here, have you been a good donkey today?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

All good here, have you been a good donkey today?

I have. I've been on my best behaviour. I can't speak for later though.

I'm making a curry at the moment and then I'm going to relax, enjoy the evening.