UK thread part 2

[AWonkyDonkey]

Hey Wonky

I must go forage for lunch soon, there's rumblings a-coming

Hello gorgeous
That's probably mine - I'm starving. What'cha making me? Don't forget, I'm fussy.

 

[Tallulah82]

Ah, wait. I've confused myself now. I meant to say, I like female masturbation stories. I don't want to read about men stroking themselves although I'm totally into females stroking men. Sorry. I was unclear.

LOL!

Oh dear, your mind getting all cuffuddled?

Thanks for clearing that up haha. I thought that's what you meant.

 

[Tallulah82]

haha - oh, I think my vanilla is maybe not as vanilla as other people's - I just think as long as it doesn't involve pee, scat etc etc then it is vanilla

Hey, I read it earlier this week, got me going, want Chapter 2, no pressure there... Please?! [/QUOTE]

Haha - it will be finished by tomorrow night - I have a deadline and I work best to deadlines lol..

Thank you

 

[lookinglearning]

I just finished chapter 1 - look forward to the next instalment.

 

[Tallulah82]

Yes! Me too. We stayed in the lodge there, not the massive hotel. Never eaten so much elk and meat in my life. Great skiing though. Loved those ice sculptures. Bloody cold mind. -30° at one point.

We stayed at Charlton's Cedar Court hotel - I think it hit minus 20, not too bad

I am not interested in skiing though husband went off one day lol. We took helicopter ride over the Rockies and dog-sledding too

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Right, I'm off. I thought I smelled funny.

I'm off to raid the fridge and the meds cupboard.

 

[Tallulah82]

Hello gorgeous
That's probably mine - I'm starving. What'cha making me? Don't forget, I'm fussy.

Right, I'm off. I thought I smelled funny.

I'm off to raid the fridge and the meds cupboard.

Erm - full cooked breakfast that is lunch?

Oh babe - Take care

 

[Tallulah82]

I just finished chapter 1 - look forward to the next instalment.

thank you Looking

 

[Tallulah82]

Gunna jump off and cook some bacon, sausage, eggs, tomatoes and mushrooms

Take care all

 

[lookinglearning]

Gunna jump off and cook some bacon, sausage, eggs, tomatoes and mushrooms

Take care all

Stay and talk dirty breakfast some more.

 

[Jonny G]

Stay and talk dirty breakfast some more.

Black pudding , bacon , burnt Cumberland sausage dripping in tomato juice ...


Dirty enough for you ?

 

[Tallulah82]

Stay and talk dirty breakfast some more.

Black pudding , bacon , burnt Cumberland sausage dripping in tomato juice ...


Dirty enough for you ?

Lol - dirty breakfasts indeed


Good afternoon UKers and peekers alike

 

[MSH2]

Lol - dirty breakfasts indeed


Good afternoon UKers and peekers alike

Afternoon

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Lol - dirty breakfasts indeed


Good afternoon UKers and peekers alike

*Runs, sliding into the room...* Hey hey!!! *...before heading straight for the open window and, failing to stop in time, tumbles out.* <THUD> Ow!

I'm okay, I'm okay!

 

[Tallulah82]

Afternoon

Hey gorgeous

 

[Tallulah82]

*Runs, sliding into the room...* Hey hey!!! *...before heading straight for the open window and, failing to stop in time, tumbles out.* <THUD> Ow!

I'm okay, I'm okay!

LOL!!!!

Tom Cruise eat your heart out

Are you ok babes??? You need a coolpak applying anywhere?

 

[MSH2]

Hey gorgeous

*noms the rose*

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

LOL!!!!

Tom Cruise eat your heart out

Are you ok babes??? You need a coolpak applying anywhere?

Ha, I knocked my head but there's no sense on there so that's okay.

I actually do have an icepack right now. The morphine has made me itchy so I'm just cooling my skin down.

I wonder if Hollywood will contact me. I'm available for all action shoots. *cough*Porn included.*cough*

 

[Tallulah82]

*noms the rose*

Whoah. Hold on.


You just ATE my rose????

 

[Tallulah82]

Ha, I knocked my head but there's no sense on there so that's okay.

I actually do have an icepack right now. The morphine has made me itchy so I'm just cooling my skin down.

I wonder if Hollywood will contact me. I'm available for all action shoots. *cough*Porn included.*cough*

LMAO!!!

Donkey porn IS all the rage apparently

Aw babes - morphine is a bitch. If it isn't hallucinations it is itchiness

 

[MSH2]

Whoah. Hold on.


You just ATE my rose????

nono I ate my rose, this one is your rose

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

LMAO!!!

Donkey porn IS all the rage apparently

Aw babes - morphine is a bitch. If it isn't hallucinations it is itchiness

Indeedy! It's a pain in the arse. But it keeps me sane.

Donkey porn, eh? I know you're a kinky girl, but damn! I've never got past dachshund porn to be honest. I know, I'm an amatuer.

 

[Tallulah82]

nono I ate my rose, this one is your rose

Hmmm.

Yeahhhh....

 

[MSH2]

Hmmm.

Yeahhhh....

you dont want that one?

 

[Tallulah82]

Indeedy! Donkey porn - It's a pain in the arse. But it keeps me sane.
I know you're a kinky girl, but damn! I'm an amatuer.