UK thread part 2

[Tallulah82]

By the way, I read your story yesterday. So well written. You have heaps of talent. Great idea too. Many an arousing thought throughout.

Thank you for sharing.

x

Why thank you dear sir!

I was quite nervous when posting - I have dabbled in writing all my life but never shared publicly and have never written erotica before. I began to worry that what I find arousing would be too vanilla for Lit

Chapter 2 is SOOOOO close to being finished it is starting to frustrate me lol. I MUST have it finished and sent to my editor by the end of tomorrow night so I that when I return it is pretty much ready to post. (ignoring the inner voice saying "no pressure Tal, no pressure" )

 

[WalterRaleigh]

Whattt????? You actually take alcohol to your hairdressers (barbers?) - most excellent

Well the way I see it is that I pay between £60 and £80 per visit so they should give great customer service (which they do - they normally offer cups of tea etc). A little confession: I LOVE having my hair washed by someone else - it feels so indulgent to have someone massaging my scalp etc *shivers* and the treatments they put on my hair smell lovely to boot

I agree. My partner is there currently and that will be £100+.

You always receive an 'Indian head massage' as they wash your hair. I've never really thought it a turn on, but I do know some people find it quite invigorating.

I'll pop over and wash yours. Just give me the nod. All that soap and lathering. Yummy

 

[WalterRaleigh]

Why thank you dear sir!

I was quite nervous when posting - I have dabbled in writing all my life but never shared publicly and have never written erotica before. I began to worry that what I find arousing would be too vanilla for Lit

Chapter 2 is SOOOOO close to being finished it is starting to frustrate me lol. I MUST have it finished and sent to my editor by the end of tomorrow night so I that when I return it is pretty much ready to post. (ignoring the inner voice saying "no pressure Tal, no pressure" )

I once had a go at Bad Sex writing. A kind of erotic Mills and Boon take on sex scenes but with added raunch and filthiness. I was quite pleased with it but would never share. It was cliché ridden, in an amusing way.

I don't think you can be too vanilla for Lit. Each to their own, thankfully. I admire your succinctness in your writing. Not a word wasted or unnecessary.

 

[Tallulah82]

I agree. My partner is there currently and that will be £100+.

You always receive an 'Indian head massage' as they wash your hair. I've never really thought it a turn on, but I do know some people find it quite invigorating.

I'll pop over and wash yours. Just give me the nod. All that soap and lathering. Yummy

I must admit, I have never been to salon costing over £100, mine is an independent one and they are competitive in their prices considering what they offer.

There are two main times in my life when I regularly consider exploring my lesbian curiosities: when having my hair washed there and when having a massage (IF - IF it is a really good one). Those two times - I am pretty much putty in their hands

*NOD*

 

[WalterRaleigh]

I must admit, I have never been to salon costing over £100, mine is an independent one and they are competitive in their prices considering what they offer.

There are two main times in my life when I regularly consider exploring my lesbian curiosities: when having my hair washed there and when having a massage (IF - IF it is a really good one). Those two times - I am pretty much putty in their hands

*NOD*

I hear you T. Professional massages can be marvellous. Also bad ones in the bedroom/sitting room floor etc. Thinking of that, I think the top of thigh massage when on one's tummy probably does it for me. Tantalising.

 

[skinnysinner]

I once had a go at Bad Sex writing. A kind of erotic Mills and Boon take on sex scenes but with added raunch and filthiness. I was quite pleased with it but would never share. It was cliché ridden, in an amusing way.

I don't think you can be too vanilla for Lit. Each to their own, thankfully. I admire your succinctness in your writing. Not a word wasted or unnecessary.

The great thing about Lit is you can find a story that does it for you, so that means you can write one too!

However, I have posted my stories under another name on here, think I was a bit unsure so started with a very different profile to write. Feedback has been mixed but mostly positive but it's more about sharing not seeking pats on the back for me.

 

[Tallulah82]

I once had a go at Bad Sex writing. A kind of erotic Mills and Boon take on sex scenes but with added raunch and filthiness. I was quite pleased with it but would never share. It was cliché ridden, in an amusing way.

I don't think you can be too vanilla for Lit. Each to their own, thankfully. I admire your succinctness in your writing. Not a word wasted or unnecessary.

Sigh - I have read many a Mills and Boon in my life (yes I am a closet romantic - shhhh, don't tell anyone). I think this is my approach. I love reading stroke stories myself but not sure I could write one well. Mine are always going to be clichéd I think lol.

Thank you - now stop with the compliments before I start shifting uncomfortably in my seat and end up smacking you over the head just to distract you

 

[WalterRaleigh]

Sigh - I have read many a Mills and Boon in my life (yes I am a closet romantic - shhhh, don't tell anyone). I think this is my approach. I love reading stroke stories myself but not sure I could write one well. Mine are always going to be clichéd I think lol.

Thank you - now stop with the compliments before I start shifting uncomfortably in my seat and end up smacking you over the head just to distract you

My lips are sealed.

 

[Tallulah82]

I hear you T. Professional massages can be marvellous. Also bad ones in the bedroom/sitting room floor etc. Thinking of that, I think the top of thigh massage when on one's tummy probably does it for me. Tantalising.

The best one EVER for me (so far) was in York about a year ago. It was some sort of shell thing - seriously I like trying new things and have had many different types up to now. Now, I don't know if it mainly the shells, mainly her, or what. But by god - I wanted to propose marriage straight after (well, I wanted to *ahem* straight after THEN propose marriage )

Yes - now that does sound good

 

[Tallulah82]

The great thing about Lit is you can find a story that does it for you, so that means you can write one too!

However, I have posted my stories under another name on here, think I was a bit unsure so started with a very different profile to write. Feedback has been mixed but mostly positive but it's more about sharing not seeking pats on the back for me.

I debated quite seriously about writing under a different name but, as usual, when I feel fear I kinda just leap in just to spite it

Yeah - for me, it is a dip my toe in the ocean of getting my stuff out there. Who knows how far I might take this

 

[Tallulah82]

My lips are sealed.

 

[WalterRaleigh]

The best one EVER for me (so far) was in York about a year ago. It was some sort of shell thing - seriously I like trying new things and have had many different types up to now. Now, I don't know if it mainly the shells, mainly her, or what. But by god - I wanted to propose marriage straight after (well, I wanted to *ahem* straight after THEN propose marriage )

Yes - now that does sound good

I remember a shiatsu massage in Turkey. So painful but afterwards, amazing.

As a chap, it would be unreasonable to become aroused during the performance. Not the done thing. I can understand this could be tricky.

 

[WalterRaleigh]

My lips are sealed.

I think stroke stories read by women are the equivalent of female masturbation stories for the heterosexual man.

I find them very erotic indeed. It's my first port of call when reading erotica.

So much to learn from them.

 

[lookinglearning]

The best one EVER for me (so far) was in York about a year ago. It was some sort of shell thing - seriously I like trying new things and have had many different types up to now. Now, I don't know if it mainly the shells, mainly her, or what. But by god - I wanted to propose marriage straight after (well, I wanted to *ahem* straight after THEN propose marriage )

Glad to hear I'm not alone in having to surpress sexual urges that can accompany a good massage. Easier to hide as a woman.

I'll check your story out - I'd support the view that it can't be too vanilla for Lit. I'm probably at that end of the spectrum - glad I don't have to build a specially kitted out room to have a fulfilling sex life.

 

[Tallulah82]

I remember a shiatsu massage in Turkey. So painful but afterwards, amazing.

As a chap, it would be unreasonable to become aroused during the performance. Not the done thing. I can understand this could be tricky.

I've only ever had one massage abroad and that was in Canada after snow-mobiling for the day it was fine as massages went.

The most 'painful' was a few years ago now - a deep tissue one. Made me say "ugh" a lot during it but yes, afterwards it felt great.

Haha. Yeah. Hiding my arousal as a woman does tend to be somewhat easier

 

[WalterRaleigh]

The best one EVER for me (so far) was in York about a year ago. It was some sort of shell thing - seriously I like trying new things and have had many different types up to now. Now, I don't know if it mainly the shells, mainly her, or what. But by god - I wanted to propose marriage straight after (well, I wanted to *ahem* straight after THEN propose marriage )

Glad to hear I'm not alone in having to surpress sexual urges that can accompany a good massage. Easier to hide as a woman.

I'll check your story out - I'd support the view that it can't be too vanilla for Lit. I'm probably at that end of the spectrum - glad I don't have to build a specially kitted out room to have a fulfilling sex life.

Exactly! No expense for me. I have all I need.

 

[WalterRaleigh]

I've only ever had one massage abroad and that was in Canada after snow-mobiling for the day it was fine as massages went.

The most 'painful' was a few years ago now - a deep tissue one. Made me say "ugh" a lot during it but yes, afterwards it felt great.

Haha. Yeah. Hiding my arousal as a woman does tend to be somewhat easier

Lake Louise in Canada by any chance?

 

[Tallulah82]

I think stroke stories read by women are the equivalent of female masturbation stories for the heterosexual man.

I find them very erotic indeed. It's my first port of call when reading erotica.

So much to learn from them.

Am unsure what you are saying: that men are more aroused by female masturbation stories - that they are their stroke stories?

I find most of my stroke stories in the incest section. Again, I don't think I could ever write incest, but it is my favourite section to cum to. Many of the other sections tend to be more arousal stories.

I have learned so much from being here on Lit - I didn't realise how much I didn't know before

 

[Tallulah82]

Glad to hear I'm not alone in having to surpress sexual urges that can accompany a good massage. Easier to hide as a woman.

I'll check your story out - I'd support the view that it can't be too vanilla for Lit. I'm probably at that end of the spectrum - glad I don't have to build a specially kitted out room to have a fulfilling sex life.[/QUOTE]


Hey looking

haha - oh, I think my vanilla is maybe not as vanilla as other people's - I just think as long as it doesn't involve pee, scat etc etc then it is vanilla

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

*Enters and collapses on the sofa, again.*
Just saying hello and not staying long, you'll be thankful to hear.

 

[Tallulah82]

Lake Louise in Canada by any chance?

haha. Close enough.

Banff.

Did visit Lake Louise though - went snowshoeing over the frozen lake with the ice castle

 

[WalterRaleigh]

Am unsure what you are saying: that men are more aroused by female masturbation stories - that they are their stroke stories?

I find most of my stroke stories in the incest section. Again, I don't think I could ever write incest, but it is my favourite section to cum to. Many of the other sections tend to be more arousal stories.

I have learned so much from being here on Lit - I didn't realise how much I didn't know before

Ah, wait. I've confused myself now. I meant to say, I like female masturbation stories. I don't want to read about men stroking themselves although I'm totally into females stroking men. Sorry. I was unclear.

 

[Tallulah82]

*Enters and collapses on the sofa, again.*
Just saying hello and not staying long, you'll be thankful to hear.

Hey Wonky

I must go forage for lunch soon, there's rumblings a-coming

 

[skinnysinner]

haha - oh, I think my vanilla is maybe not as vanilla as other people's - I just think as long as it doesn't involve pee, scat etc etc then it is vanilla [/QUOTE]

Hey, I read it earlier this week, got me going, want Chapter 2, no pressure there... Please?!

 

[WalterRaleigh]

haha. Close enough.

Banff.

Did visit Lake Louise though - went snowshoeing over the frozen lake with the ice castle

Yes! Me too. We stayed in the lodge there, not the massive hotel. Never eaten so much elk and meat in my life. Great skiing though. Loved those ice sculptures. Bloody cold mind. -30° at one point.