UK thread part 2

[AWonkyDonkey]

Or very Bum titty weewee

What?

 

[Tallulah82]

You'd do it effortlessly. wouldnt want to outsexy people

Ha. Yeah. Sure. So wrong.

And anyways - I am going to be surrounded by quite a few gorgeous 30 yr old girls - so I am seriously not even going to try and 'compete' in 'sexiness'. I just want to feel comfortable in my 41 yr old skin.

 

[MSH2]

What?

Comedy breasts and whatnot

 

[Tallulah82]

I know it's not funny, but it's a lot better than the usual "funny" ones like being the backend of a cow or going as a can of Diet Coke etc.

I just saw a gangster one I like - pinstripe suit, trilby type hat and machine gun prop...

 

[MSH2]

Ha. Yeah. Sure. So wrong.

And anyways - I am going to be surrounded by quite a few gorgeous 30 yr old girls - so I am seriously not even going to try and 'compete' in 'sexiness'. I just want to feel comfortable in my 41 yr old skin.

I;m reserving the right to disagree

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I just saw a gangster one I like - pinstripe suit, trilby type hat and machine gun prop...

That sounds pretty good. I'm looking at Google images and a lot of costumes are very poor.

 

[Tallulah82]

I;m reserving the right to disagree

*shrugs* your perogative

I'd love to go in a full nun's habit - but I know someone who did once and was so uncomfortable all night as it was very hot

 

[MSH2]

*shrugs* your prerogative

I'd love to go in a full nun's habit - but I know someone who did once and was so uncomfortable all night as it was very hot

yeah, not very comfortable at all ><

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

yeah, not very comfortable at all ><

Have you worn a nun's habit before then?

 

[Tallulah82]

Gotta go for now - dinner time

Be good

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Gotta go for now - dinner time

Be good

See you later Tal.

 

[MSH2]

Have you worn a nun's habit before then?

you havent?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

you havent?

I haven't worn one, no.

Taking one off a nun though. That's a different story.

 

[Jaime_H]

Good evening, one and all from the West Country......

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Good evening, one and all from the West Country......

Hi Jaime! How goes it tonight?

 

[Jaime_H]

Hi Jaime! How goes it tonight?

It goes, my friend. in which direction I don't know. But tis Friday so its the best part of the weekend.....

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

It goes, my friend. in which direction I don't know. But tis Friday so its the best part of the weekend.....

Indeed! 48 hours of debauchery...if you're lucky!

 

[Jaime_H]

Indeed! 48 hours of debauchery...if you're lucky!

48 hours? Hopeful that includes authorised breaks. The NUB (National Union of Debauchery) insist on a 30 minute break every hour on the grounds of health and safety.

I'm a fully paid up member......

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

48 hours? Hopeful that includes authorised breaks. The NUB (National Union of Debauchery) insist on a 30 minute break every hour on the grounds of health and safety.

I'm a fully paid up member......

Oh well, you know what the unions are like...you can count on 90 minutes of debauchery across the whole weekend when you factor in all the breaks etc.

 

[Jaime_H]

Oh well, you know what the unions are like...you can count on 90 minutes of debauchery across the whole weekend when you factor in all the breaks etc.

LOL.... I'll be happy with an hour....

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

LOL.... I'll be happy with an hour....

Split into 15 minute sessions? I know they also have rules about not having too much fun 'll in one go!

 

[Jaime_H]

Split into 15 minute sessions? I know they also have rules about not having too much fun 'll in one go!

Well there will be fun in Bristol this weekend. It's the Harbour Festival. Lots of drunken frolicking.

Not yours truly I hasten to add....

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Well there will be fun in Bristol this weekend. It's the Harbour Festival. Lots of drunken frolicking.

Not yours truly I hasten to add....

Ha! Drunken frolicking does sound damn good though.

 

[Jaime_H]

Ha! Drunken frolicking does sound damn good though.

Yes, you just have to avoid the Morris Dancers. Any excuse and they are frolicking with their long shafts in their hands

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Yes, you just have to avoid the Morris Dancers. Any excuse and they are frolicking with their long shafts in their hands

Those Morris dancers are perverts. The bell-wearing, shaft-tickling perverts!