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Oh I am sure it won't be boring for too long!
Hahaha
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Hello Femme
How are you? Had a good day?
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Dropped a neighbour at airport then spent afternoon mowing, knackered now.
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Oh we havent got that far yet, we just got as far as Laundry
<note to self - steer clear of Lit for a while.>
Hi Femme and Friendly.
Gone again.
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Hi Femme and Friendly.
Gone again.
Hey donkey, been a good boy today?
AWonkyDonkey
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I dont know who you've been talking to - but it's all lies! I'm always a good boy
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Tallulah82
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I dont know who you've been talking to - but it's all lies! I'm always a good boy
Ha.
I mean...of course you are
AWonkyDonkey
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Ha.
I mean...of course you are
Come on, you've known me for long enough now.. surely you've realised I could be contender for "#1 innocent of the year" award...
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...Ah okay, you win.
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Tallulah82
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Come on, you've known me for long enough now.. surely you've realised I could be contender for "#1 innocent of the year" award...
...Ah okay, you win.
I always win...Oh - and I think this may apply to you as much as it does to me -
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AWonkyDonkey
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Oh - and I think this may apply to you as much as it does to me -
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Ha, you're right there! I always hear that question in my right ear... Granted the last time I heard it, I was caught knocking on a care-home window to wave at the residents...dressed as the Grim Reaper.
And no, you don't always win.
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Oh - and I think this may apply to you as much as it does to me -
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Yarp, me too
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Tallulah82
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Yarp, me too
You too - what? You always win or your devil questions you?
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Ha, you're right there! I always hear that question in my right ear... Granted the last time I heard it, I was caught knocking on a care-home window to wave at the residents...dressed as the Grim Reaper.
And no, you don't always win.
Oh that reminds me - I am going to a fancy-dress party in September and I want a really good idea for a costume. NO - I am not going slutty nurse. NO - I am not going slutty school-girl. NO - I am not going slutty French maid.
I want funny - not slutty. Got any ideas?
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Yes
oh - ok...
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AWonkyDonkey
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Seeing as you have an unhealthy interest in Depp, maybe this..?
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Hmm. Not bad. Not silly slutty. Though not funny either... I am far more likely to blacken my teeth and wear an eye patch than even try to be 'sexy'...
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I know it's not funny, but it's a lot better than the usual "funny" ones like being the backend of a cow or going as a can of Diet Coke etc.
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