UK thread part 2

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

You'd have to hold me down & force it in my mouth to get me to eat that shit!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Will I fuck!!

And on that note, I'm going to call it a night!

This donkey is extremely tired and is going to settle down under a duvet with a bit of TV.
G'night guys and girls.

 

[MSH2]

And on that note, I'm going to call it a night!

This donkey is extremely tired and is going to settle down under a duvet with a bit of TV.
G'night guys and girls.

sweet dreams *smooch*

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

Night donkey

 

[ArabianNights]

I guess no garlic then lol!!!

How about a nice creamy sauce with the meat??

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

sweet dreams *smooch*

No. Just no.

*gone*

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Good morning everyone. I hope it's a good one!

 

[StrangeView]

Morning Wonky, morning all

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Morning Wonky, morning all

Hi Strange.

I'm just trying to summon up the energy to do stuff today! It isn't going well so far, ha! :
The sun is out and I'm meant to be playing Taxi Driver today.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I had to laugh at this.

http://www.funnymeme.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Funny-memes-sex-while-camping.jpg

 

[Tallulah82]

*curls up on the empty sofa opposite Wonky's*

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

*curls up on the empty sofa opposite Wonky's*

There's plenty of room on mine. I even had it industrially deep-cleaned!

You feeling any better babe?

 

[Tallulah82]

There's plenty of room on mine. I even had it industrially deep-cleaned!

You feeling any better babe?

You know what? even with the industrial deep-clean there's just some Wonky stains that cannot be gotten rid

BUT. Since I have only been awake a little while and I am feeling just a teensy bit sorry for myself - I shall let you come and sit on mine so I can rest my head in your lap for once

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

You know what? even with the industrial deep-clean there's just some Wonky stains that cannot be gotten rid

BUT. Since I have only been awake a little while and I am feeling just a teensy bit sorry for myself - I shall let you come and sit on mine so I can rest my head in your lap for once

YAAAAA- *cough* I mean. Yes, of course.
*Sits and places a pillow over my lap so Tal can rest comfy, away from hard protrusions*. Nothing worse than a lumpy pillow.

 

[Tallulah82]

YAAAAA- *cough* I mean. Yes, of course.
*Sits and places a pillow over my lap so Tal can rest comfy, away from hard protrusions*. Nothing worse than a lumpy pillow.

Lol. Sigh. I knew you wouldn't make it too painless for me

And yes there is...a damp pillow is worse

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Lol. Sigh. I knew you wouldn't make it too painless for me

And yes there is...a damp pillow is worse

Damp? By the time I finished humping it earlier, there was steam coming off of it. It should be bone dry!

Do you want me to feed you some grapes? Maybe fan you with a giant palm frond?

 

[Tallulah82]

Damp? By the time I finished humping it earlier, there was steam coming off of it. It should be bone dry!

Do you want me to feed you some grapes? Maybe fan you with a giant palm frond?

You always make me smile. No to the grapes etc - but could you massage my temples to ward away this headache that keeps threatening?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

You always make me smile. No to the grapes etc - but could you massage my temples to ward away this headache that keeps threatening?

You know I will.

*Pulls your hair away from your temples and slowly massages your skin. Planting soft kisses on your scalp.*

See. That threatening headache should back away pretty soon, otherwise it knows I'll kick its arse.

 

[lookinglearning]

Evening - any grapes going spare?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Evening - any grapes going spare?

Evening mate. There's red or green grapes - seedless of course! Help yourself though, I'm not feeding them to you.

 

[lookinglearning]

Evening mate. There's red or green grapes - seedless of course! Help yourself though, I'm not feeding them to you.

Ta, chuck them up and I'll try catching them in my mouth.

 

[Tallulah82]

Evening - any grapes going spare?

Hey

they are all yours. last time Wonky tried to feed me grapes he took the whole bunch and tried to shove it my mouth. Dunt understand one at a time concept...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Ta, chuck them up and I'll try catching them in my mouth.

*Rummages through the cupboards.* I'm sure I have a catapult round here somewhe...ah! Here it is.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Hey

they are all yours. last time Wonky tried to feed me grapes he took the whole bunch and tried to shove it my mouth. Dunt understand one at a time concept...

Well I thought it'd be quicker and let's face it, there's a decent film on tonight that I want to watch. Its the thought that counts though. I'm glad I realised the problem when you turned blue. Phew - close call!

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

Evening everyone!