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AWonkyDonkey
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Hi Femme, how goes it this evening?
Femme_Fatale_UK
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Evening Femme
Dry today?
Hey Tallulah, yes dry today if you discount the swimming!
Femme_Fatale_UK
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Not bad thanks. How are you?
AWonkyDonkey
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I'm okay thanks. Fairly tired but that's okay because I'm curled up with Tal on the sofa.
Femme_Fatale_UK
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You're always tired!
AWonkyDonkey
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I am. I'm an old donkey. Old and infirm.
Plus lots of painkillers. Enough to stun a bull elephant.
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I am. I'm an old donkey. Old and infirm.
Plus lots of painkillers. Enough to stun a bull elephant.
OMG - fuck off!!!
If you are old and infirm then I am...I am... oh FUCK OFF!!
*mumbles* fucking crypt keeper, that's what I am, fucking young kids with their "I'm so old bullshit"
AWonkyDonkey
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I am old and infirm! It just so happens that you're even older and more infirm than me.
I didn't want to use your unofficial nickname but since you've brought it up, I reckon we should promote you from Crypt Keeper to the Grim Reaper's personal secretary. Mmmmm, secretaries. *dribbles again*
Femme_Fatale_UK
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Hahaha
AWonkyDonkey
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Femme_Fatale_UK
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Don't encourage her!
Why not? She's very funny!
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I am old and infirm! It just so happens that you're even older and more infirm than me.
Yeah. You are twenty-fucking-seven. You may be disabled but you aint old. And if you keep going on with that crap you KNOW I will take an axe to your good legs and mount you on a board with castors to pull you around for all fat kids to ride on.
Can you tell my hormones are raging tonight? Mebbe I should go hide under my rock before I am arrested...
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AWonkyDonkey
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LOL. Well done Tal, I just took a sip of juice as I read that and now it's dribbling down my chin and has gone up my nose. I look like a special case.
"Fat kids to ride on."
And the only place you're hiding is next to me. So sit. Stay. *Tests his luck* Roll over and beg?!
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Tallulah82
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LOL. Well done Tal, I just took a sip of juice as I read that and now it's dribbling down my chin and has gone up my nose. I look like a special case.
"Fat kids to ride on."
And the only place you're hiding is next to me. So sit. Stay. *Tests his luck* Roll over and beg?!
Sigh. You are ALWAYS "speshul"
Sure. Go ahead. Test it.
AWonkyDonkey
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I know you too well to not even try. I'll just sit here in silence and you and Femme can put the world to rights. I'll just nod when prompted and try not to look like a gorgeous 'piece of ass'.
It'll be a hard task but I think I'll accomplish it.
BTW, morphine time.
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Tallulah82
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I know you too well to not even try. I'll just sit here in silence and you and Femme can put the world to rights. I'll just nod when prompted and try not to look like a gorgeous 'piece of ass'.
It'll be a hard task but I think I'll accomplish it.
BTW, morphine time.
I think I am calling it a night - my hormones are definitely getting the better of me tonight. You have no idea how frustrating it is to have a conversation that last week would have been amusing or meh - but right now is just upsetting (yup - female weeping over NOTHING) or offended (yup - over NOTHING).
Sigh. Good night my Wonks - I shall return another day all light and carefwee
(And no - don't get paranoid - I am not talking about you/this thread
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AWonkyDonkey
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I think I am calling it a night - my hormones are definitely getting the better of me tonight. You have no idea how frustrating it is to have a conversation that last week would have been amusing or meh - but right now is just upsetting (yup - female weeping over NOTHING) or offended (yup - over NOTHING).
Sigh. Good night my Wonks - I shall return another day all light and carefwee
(And no - don't get paranoid - I am not talking about you/this thread
Good night babe. Feel better soon, okay? You know where I am of you want to talk. Just look after yourself.
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Good morning UKers
hot_hunny_bunny
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Morning sweetie
Morning all
Morning all
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Good morning everyone, sorry I had to disappear for most of yesterday, but ended up having to sort out family problems . As usual, nothing that couldn't wait, just "who's getting buried where", and they're not even dead yet!! Still crisis has been averted, and we've ended up back where we started, with everyone getting themselves upset over nothing.
Ok, moan over; what did I miss?
. As usual, nothing that couldn't wait, just "who's getting buried where", and they're not even dead yet!! Still crisis has been averted, and we've ended up back where we started, with everyone getting themselves upset over nothing.Ok, moan over; what did I miss?
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