UK thread part 2

[AWonkyDonkey]

See, Tal? Grist says I'm a fine animal, there's no need to slaughter me!

*Hears the ominous chink and clink of a knife on steel.* Ooh shit. I think that's a sign for me to make my exit and make a run for it.

 

[Tallulah82]

What are you all upto on this fine morning apart from slaughtering a fine animal

Currently ignoring the impending need to move and get the day started!

Going to have brunch soon, then a good walk with the dog, a few hours at soft play then home to try and do some writing

Not overly exciting tbh - but it keeps me out of trouble

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Back later, guys and girls. Have a great Saturday!

 

[Tallulah82]

Am off too - be back later i am sure

 

[mickyp123]

Back later, guys and girls. Have a great Saturday!

Remember not to get upset if from a distance people think your an ass lol,

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

Good morning Femme

Lovely to see another female here Oh, we are a kind group here, a little over-zealous sometimes but never intending to be mean.

Ah thanks for the welcome Tallulah :kiss

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Ah thanks for the welcome Tallulah :kiss

Welcome to the thread!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

This is me a few moments ago.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/bf/09/6f/bf096f7634be2ee10041aa613bf5c41b.jpg

 

[Tallulah82]

This is me a few moments ago.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/bf/09/6f/bf096f7634be2ee10041aa613bf5c41b.jpg

Awww. You are sooooo cute!!!!

 

[Jaime_H]

Awww. You are sooooo cute!!!!

He is a cute ass, eh Tal.......?

 

[Tallulah82]

He is a cute ass, eh Tal.......?

Uh huh. I realise I am letting my soft side show for a teeny moment. I have to be careful around Wonky though - make sure he understands I'm saying he IS a cute ass, not that he HAS a cute ass (geez, he would be strutting around like an insufferable ass then )

 

[Jaime_H]

Uh huh. I realise I am letting my soft side show for a teeny moment. I have to be careful around Wonky though - make sure he understands I'm saying he IS a cute ass, not that he HAS a cute ass (geez, he would be strutting around like an insufferable ass then )

I think I got the drift the cuteness....

 

[Tallulah82]

I think I got the drift the cuteness....

Oh, I wasn't doubting it about you. It is only Wonky who will misread stuff like that

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I thought my ears were burning! Play it cool Dinky, play it cool.

Damn, she loves me. SHE LOVES ME!

*Struts*

 

[Jaime_H]

I thought my ears were burning! Play it cool Dinky, play it cool.

Damn, she loves me. SHE LOVES ME!

*Struts*

Someone is happy.......

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Someone is happy.......

Well it was only this morning that she agreed to marry me too! She made out she didn't want to but the subliminal message was - YES! TAKE ME.

I know women too well, y'see...

 

[Tallulah82]

I thought my ears were burning! Play it cool Dinky, play it cool.

Damn, she loves me. SHE LOVES ME!

*Struts*

Someone is happy.......

Sigh. See? I told you...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Hang on. Who the hell is "dinky"? *Whispers threateningly to phone* We had this conversation. Those are UNFOUNDED accusations!

 

[Jaime_H]

Hang on. Who the hell is "dinky"? *Whispers threateningly to phone* We had this conversation. Those are UNFOUNDED accusations!

A dinky donkey..... Surely not.....???

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

A dinky donkey..... Surely not.....???

There's nothing dinky about me! More so, seeing as this donkey has just polished off a sirloin steak and salad.

 

[Tallulah82]

There's nothing dinky about me! More so, seeing as this donkey has just polished off a sirloin steak and salad.

LOL.

I think Freud and his slips are making an appearance tonight

 

[hot_hunny_bunny]

So glad today over

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

LOL.

I think Freud and his slips are making an appearance tonight

Freud was a cross-dresser? You learn something new everyday!


Hi Hunny - busy day?

 

[Tallulah82]

So glad today over

Hi Hot,

hope you can rest this evening after a hellish day

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

What are everyone's plan for tonight then?