Friendlymann
Literotica Guru
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Morning
Hi ho Hi ho it's off to hell I go
Hope it's not too hellish

Good morning
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Morning
Hi ho Hi ho it's off to hell I go

Hope it's not too hellish
Good morning
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I wish i could relax.. have to do lots of housework.. looks like tallulah has cursed me
Good morning Tallulah![]()

Hey Friendly
What's today looking like for you? I was planning on spending the afternoon at the beach with my boys and dog but it is cool and damp atm, with rain on its way according to the MET office - sigh.
I guess it may be the dreaded super-sized soft play centre that costs a bomb to get in and I don't see them for 2 hours...![]()
Morning all
Long time lurked, first time poster in this group. Always nice to chat to others in the UK. Be gentle with this shy newbie![]()



Yes, but what will they do for 2 hours?
Morning all, flying visit I'm afraid![]()

Haha. They sit and watch as they drink overpriced cups of tea![]()
Morning all
Long time lurked, first time poster in this group. Always nice to chat to others in the UK. Be gentle with this shy newbie![]()

No consolation I know, but not beachy here either, grey cloud and wind (I should take something for that!)
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*Sticks hand through the door and waves!*
Good Morning everyone!!
Awww Tal, I was looking forward to the beach. I even dusted off my knotted hanky and bucket and spade!


I don't mind being ridden all day.
Up and down... Up and down... Up and down... (*cough* The beach that is!)
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LMAO!!!!!
Wow Wonks - did you wake up in a good mood this morning? That was the most thinly veiled innuendo I have ever seen from you
Damn, you are a funny guy (or mebbe I am just as twisted as you?)![]()
LMAO!!!!!
Wow Wonks - did you wake up in a good mood this morning? That was the most thinly veiled innuendo I have ever seen from you
Damn, you are a funny guy (or mebbe I am just as twisted as you?)![]()



You think that's funny? Have you seen how some people ride donkeys?!
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You think that's funny? Have you seen how some people ride donkeys?!
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Hah! I always get out of bed on the right side... Not hard seeing as though my bed is against a wall.
Thinly veiled innuendo? Me? Aye, alright. I'm not as innocent as you believe I am.
I'd say I'm definitely more twisted. A creature as lovely as you cannot be twisted at all, it's impossible.
*Goes to look for a bucket for the rest of the room to vomit into.*
