UK thread part 2

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Kinda - failed on the biscuit front. Am ashamed. Only two but still. What a greedy bitch i am :eek:

Have you saved a biscuit for me - your favourite donkey?

I had a bacon sandwich with BBQ sauce on - Mmmmmmm!!

Jaime - any night without football is a bonus! Whatever you get up to - have a good one!
 
Have you saved a biscuit for me - your favourite donkey?

I had a bacon sandwich with BBQ sauce on - Mmmmmmm!!

Jaime - any night without football is a bonus! Whatever you get up to - have a good one!

Urgh!! You keep that evil BBQ sauce away from me! No way you get a biscuit when you eat crap like that :p
 
Urgh!! You keep that evil BBQ sauce away from me! No way you get a biscuit when you eat crap like that :p

I'll just have to do it the hard way.

*Pins Tal down, hog-ties her and proceeds to search the kitchen for the biscuits.*
 
Why?! :eek: What have I done now? I'm good at accidentally offending people.

Lol. I.have never played on the playground before. So. Do i be a good friend and go and post on your thread? Or do i stay here, where i am hiding? Dilemma, dilemma...
 
Lol. I.have never played on the playground before. So. Do i be a good friend and go and post on your thread? Or do i stay here, where i am hiding? Dilemma, dilemma...

It's entirely up to you, babe. :rose:

Anyway, evening duties are calling. I'll be back later. OI, I HEARD THAT GROAN OF "OH GOD, NO!"
 
*Tap dances into the room, jazz hands waving... "Good evening, I'm baaaaaack!" before falling over Tal's stash of biscuits and falling, crushing her digestives.*

Bugger.
 
men who crush a lady's digestives should get the crumbs sprinkled inside their socks and underpants
 
*Tap dances into the room, jazz hands waving... "Good evening, I'm baaaaaack!" before falling over Tal's stash of biscuits and falling, crushing her digestives.*

Bugger.

You're like my old boomerang.

Except that never came back, try as I might.
 
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