UK thread part 2

[AWonkyDonkey]

It was a shuffly sneak

*Proceeds to decorate MSH with bells.*

There... I'd like to see you try and sneak now.

 

[MSH2]

You finally wriggled free from Wonky's ropes? You took your time - I got them free in less than 30 minutes the first time...

IO fell asleep, and he had one of those Ukranian chicks dancing nekkid as a distraction

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

You finally wriggled free from Wonky's ropes? You took your time

NO. Just no. We are not going there!

I got them free in less than 30 minutes the first time...

Yeah, but I left them loose for you. I didn't want to wait all night for you to escape and smother me in Nutella.

 

[MSH2]

*Proceeds to decorate MSH with bells.*

There... I'd like to see you try and sneak now.

all I have to do is take the little balls out and they're just decorations spangly ones

 

[Tallulah82]

No way!

We posted at the same time. This is getting spooky. Are we twins that were seperated at birth?

LOL. Oh god. Thanks for new material for my nightmares tonight

 

[Tallulah82]

What you don't know is that I spiked your tea.


Oi, I'm the resident sneak. You get back to your shuffling.

Oh fuck. I spiked it myself too. Erm, may need medical assistance for overdose?????

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Reet, I'll be back in five. I just need to shoot up...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Oh fuck. I spiked it myself too. Erm, may need medical assistance for overdose?????

Ne'er mind, You'll be alright. I'll just keep giving you a slap if you fall asleep and a sedative in case you hump my leg.

 

[Tallulah82]

IO fell asleep, and he had one of those Ukranian chicks dancing nekkid as a distraction

WTF???

You were BOTH enjoying the Ulkranian dancers and didn't invite me???

No. Fine. I shall go and find someone else to waste my time with. You two enjoy yourselves.

*folds arms and sulks*

 

[MSH2]

WTF???

You were BOTH enjoying the Ulkranian dancers and didn't invite me???

No. Fine. I shall go and find someone else to waste my time with. You two enjoy yourselves.

*folds arms and sulks*

You wanted a Ukranian hooker?

 

[Tallulah82]

You wanted a Ukranian hooker?

Why not??

Oh wait. You are sexist? Only dudes can enjoy them? Sheesh. I thought you were more progressive than that.

Sigh.

 

[Tallulah82]

Ne'er mind, You'll be alright. I'll just keep giving you a slap if you fall asleep and a sedative in case you hump my leg.

Ha. Yeah. That's gunna happen.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

You wanted a Ukranian hooker?

Well she prefers Russian but she doesn't mind slumming it at times, do you girl?

Next time I book Oral Olga, I'll let you know, Tal.

 

[MSH2]

Why not??

Oh wait. You are sexist? Only dudes can enjoy them? Sheesh. I thought you were more progressive than that.

Sigh.

I'll save one for you next time And I'll only watch a little bit

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Ha. Yeah. That's gunna happen.

It already has. It's up on xvideos.com.

 

[Tallulah82]

Well she prefers Russian but she doesn't mind slumming it at times, do you girl?

Next time I book Oral Olga, I'll let you know, Tal.

Of course I don't mind slumming anything - I'm here talking to you aint I?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Of course I don't mind slumming anything - I'm here talking to you aint I?

That was cold. No. Forget cold. That was sub-zero.

*Toddles off to go find a pillow or towel, to sob into.*

 

[Tallulah82]

I'll save one for you next time And I'll only watch a little bit

Oh I don't mind sharing. Watch all you want - I will be

 

[Tallulah82]

That was cold. No. Forget cold. That was sub-zero.

*Toddles off to go find a pillow or towel, to sob into.*

 

[MSH2]

*gets the popcorn and watches*

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I reckon I'll just leave you and Mash with MY hookers. I'll go find someone who doesn't mind slumming it. *Sniff and strangled sob.* No! Don't try to stop me. It's obvious I'm the third wheel. The odd one out....

*Searches Google for nearest Blind Nun Convent and wobbles off into the night.*

 

[Tallulah82]

I reckon I'll just leave you and Mash with MY hookers. I'll go find someone who doesn't mind slumming it. *Sniff and strangled sob.* No! Don't try to stop me. It's obvious I'm the third wheel. The odd one out....

*Searches Google for nearest Blind Nun Convent and wobbles off into the night.*

LOL!!!

Awwwww. You ever heard this? *worlds smallest violin*

Sigh.

*Puts effort into not sounding droll* "Come back Wonky. Please."

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

And on that note, I'm going to skedaddle for the night.

Peace out, y'all.

 

[Tallulah82]

And on that note, I'm going to skedaddle for the night.

Peace out, y'all.

Good night Wonky - sweet dreams

 

[MSH2]

And on that note, I'm going to skedaddle for the night.

Peace out, y'all.

Sweet dreams