Ha. Bloody hell Wonky. You weren't lit up when I got here. You got a sixth sense or summit?
Alas I forgot your pot noodle. Sorry. I did buy Weetabix though
Keyboardface is not very attractive
There may be beer in the near future too
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Well it wouldn't be the first time (or 2nd, 3rd, 4th...you get the gist
I never said I was attractive anyways
Hmm. Nah. Not tonight. I might indulge in a cup of tea though
I can do four types of tea too
And dont start the not attractive nonsense, we'll form a line and smack your bottom
LOL. Didn't you know? Sigh. Why do you think I don't have pics of myself on my profile like many other women??? It dunt take a genius to figure it's cos I am not appealing to the eye at all. My mind can work wonders on you men folk but you don't wanna be seen with me in public
Don't listen to Tal, she's stunning...
...if you like moustaches and cobwebs on women.
*runs away as fast as his wonky legs will carry him.*
In some cultures that's considered stylish
LOL. Didn't you know? Sigh. Why do you think I don't have pics of myself on my profile like many other women??? It dunt take a genius to figure it's cos I am not appealing to the eye at all. My mind can work wonders on you men folk but you don't wanna be seen with me in public
Tal's headgear of choice. Love you really!
WHOAAH.
Now wait up there!! Geez. You are walking a fine line right there.
One bag??? You'd better double bag - one for you too in case mine falls off
Ok - I am going to go and do evening duties now - shall return. I think. Otherwise please assume I have the keyboard face (again).
*Sneaks into the room, checks all is clear and then proceeds to smuggle the usual Friday night Ukrainian hookers and cocaine in.*
Good evening UK - a non-eventful Friday night. Oh and yes - I did fall asleep for a short while back there
Lol. Hey Wonks
*watches the entertainment while sipping tea from massive JD Sports mug*
What you don't know is that I spiked your tea.
Oi, I'm the resident sneak. You get back to your shuffling.
