UK thread part 2

[MSH2]

Am baaaaaackkkkk!!!

Dinner done. Pjs on. Almost settled for the evening

Dinner almost done

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Am baaaaaackkkkk!!!

Dinner done. Pjs on. Almost settled for the evening

*Swings a pocket watch in front of your face.*

Youuuu are getting sleeeeeepy. Veeeeerrrry sleeeeeepy!

I'm having my tea but I'm not enjoying it. I may go watch some rubbish on TV.

 

[Tallulah82]

*Swings a pocket watch in front of your face.*

Youuuu are getting sleeeeeepy. Veeeeerrrry sleeeeeepy!

ha. I never need to be hypnotised into sleep! Am the original lazy-arse who falls asleep in the middle o...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

ha. I never need to be hypnotised into sleep! Am the original lazy-arse who falls asleep in the middle o...

Awww bless. *Pulls blanket up over you and switches the night-light on.*

 

[Tallulah82]

Awww bless. *Pulls blanket up over you and switches the night-light on.*

Ok. Ok. Am awake. Kinda. Got to get cup of tea before i comment further...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Ok. Ok. Am awake. Kinda. Got to get cup of tea before i comment further...

Ha! It's almost as if I put you to sleep! But that can't be... Or could it? Hmmm!

 

[Tallulah82]

Ha! It's almost as if I put you to sleep! But that can't be... Or could it? Hmmm!

You do seem to have magic powers...

(ignoring the fact that it is the end of a long, painful week )

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

You do seem to have magic powers...

It's not the first time a woman has said that to me. *whistles innocently*

 

[Tallulah82]

It's not the first time a woman has said that to me. *whistles innocently*

I am sure it isn't!!!

 

[MSH2]

*snores softly in the corner*

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

*snores softly in the corner*

*Throws a dust sheet over you.*

 

[MSH2]

*Throws a dust sheet over you.*

Spank you so much

 

[Tallulah82]

*snores softly in the corner*

OI - wake up! You are only allowed to sleep when i am sleeping

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I am sure it isn't!!!

*Blushes furiously.*

Erm...Yeah. so, what'cha got planned for this weekend? Notice how smooth my segues are?

 

[Tallulah82]

Spank you so much

LOL - oh. Erm. Should i leave you two alone???

 

[MSH2]

OI - wake up! You are only allowed to sleep when i am sleeping

alternate thursdays?

 

[MSH2]

LOL - oh. Erm. Should i leave you two alone???

Like you'd leave us alone, we both know you'd go get popcorn and a comfy chair

 

[Tallulah82]

alternate thursdays?

Whut? nooo. With matching my sleep you get to rest LOADS

 

[Tallulah82]

Like you'd leave us alone, we both know you'd go get popcorn and a comfy chair

Fuck that. I am joining in

(with popcorn in hand and on the comfy chair too )

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

LOL - oh. Erm. Should i leave you two alone???

*Finds a magically appearing bottle of wine. Downs the wine and retreats to a quiet place to lodge the cork firmly up his backside.*

 

[MSH2]

Whut? nooo. With matching my sleep you get to rest LOADS

Loads eh?

 

[Tallulah82]

*Finds a magically appearing bottle of wine. Downs the wine and retreats to a quiet place to lodge the cork firmly up his backside.*

Now. Now. If you want to prepare yourself for an invasion - there are better things to use than a cork that could get erm...stuck...

 

[Tallulah82]

Loads eh?

Oh yes - some nights I manage a whopping 7 hours!!! Luxury that is

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Now. Now. If you want to prepare yourself for an invasion - there are better things to use than a cork that could get erm...stuck...

I hope it does get stuck! No-one, and I mean no-one is getting anything up my backside, thank you very much...

 

[MSH2]

I hope it does get stuck! No-one, and I mean no-one is getting anything up my backside, thank you very much...

Except of course that cork