wanderer2704
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Pengy said:
I'm too much of a gentleman to admit it was me...........and I am happy with the bottom so to speak!
It's just taken me 30 minutes to post this grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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I'm too much of a gentleman to admit it was me...........and I am happy with the bottom so to speak!
It's just taken me 30 minutes to post this grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
mark197205
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Evening all, looks like i've missed some fun today pengy, wanderer and ling
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Morning UKers, Crap weather again today! 
I thought, seeing as this was the UK Personals thread that i should post a personal ad, so here goes:
Flightless black and white Antarctic bird, with a warped sense of humour and an affinity for changing his apearance seeks, a female of the human variety. Size and looks un-important, love of cold weather is a must. She mst also be able to cook, preferable more than raw fish. I also walk very slow, so i would like someone who is very laid back in regards to time keeping.
I thought, seeing as this was the UK Personals thread that i should post a personal ad, so here goes:
Flightless black and white Antarctic bird, with a warped sense of humour and an affinity for changing his apearance seeks, a female of the human variety. Size and looks un-important, love of cold weather is a must. She mst also be able to cook, preferable more than raw fish. I also walk very slow, so i would like someone who is very laid back in regards to time keeping.
wanderer2704
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Pengy said:Morning UKers, Crap weather again today!
I thought, seeing as this was the UK Personals thread that i should post a personal ad, so here goes:
Flightless black and white Antarctic bird, with a warped sense of humour and an affinity for changing his apearance seeks, a female of the human variety. Size and looks un-important, love of cold weather is a must. She mst also be able to cook, preferable more than raw fish. I also walk very slow, so i would like someone who is very laid back in regards to time keeping.
Nobody I've met would dare take that on!
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Pengy said:Morning UKers, Crap weather again today!
I thought, seeing as this was the UK Personals thread that i should post a personal ad, so here goes:
Flightless black and white Antarctic bird, with a warped sense of humour and an affinity for changing his apearance seeks, a female of the human variety. Size and looks un-important, love of cold weather is a must. She mst also be able to cook, preferable more than raw fish. I also walk very slow, so i would like someone who is very laid back in regards to time keeping.
LMFAO!!!!!
wanderer2704
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Pengy said:
I poor my heart out and all i get is abuse!
Don't worry mate I'm sure some of those lovely ladies that frequent these pages will be along sometime to laugh..........sorry I mean console with you etc.
wanderer2704
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Pengy said:The 24th was it? it can't come soon enough!
Today is actually my last day on Lit for a month..........I fly tomorrow night arrive in NZ on 25th!
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Pengy said:
I second that sentiment, your a lucky man wanderer. Do you plan on sleeping on the flight or just taking loads of books/ magazines to read?
wanderer2704
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I fly out of Heathrow at 10:15 tomorrow evening and land in Auckland at 3:15 Monday afternoon (3:15 a.m monday UK time) so the journey takes 29 hours. I am stopping off in Bankok for 2 hours and Sydney for 5 hours but unfortunately am not allowed out of the terminal building in either place.
I hope to sleep a bit on the plane but I am not good at that otherwise I shall be leching at the females (air hostesses and any fellow passengers worth looking at), reading and maybe watch the odd film.
Can't say I'm looking forward to the flight but I am obviously just a little excited about the visit as a whole.
I hope to sleep a bit on the plane but I am not good at that otherwise I shall be leching at the females (air hostesses and any fellow passengers worth looking at), reading and maybe watch the odd film.
Can't say I'm looking forward to the flight but I am obviously just a little excited about the visit as a whole.
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Pengy said:Long flight that!
I prefer just leching over the air hostesses.
That is another grand pastime
, but on a flight lasting over 20 hours could get boring (what am i saying no it couldnt there's guess her bra size, guess the colour of her underwear, thongs or panties, bi or straight and many other fantastic games to play)!
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mark197205 said:That is another grand pastime
Don't forget the can i get her to lean over me game, and the if i drop this will she bend over and pick it up game.
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Pengy said:Don't forget the can i get her to lean over me game, and the if i drop this will she bend over and pick it up game.
Like i said hours of fun and batteries not included!!
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Sorry I mised to say HI to you yesterdayhigherlevel4u said:Good afternoon, fellow UKers (and guest Canucks)
Tipping down here in Shropshire ...... again ......
Hope you all get to see SOME dry spelld today .....
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Dumpling said:Sorry I mised to say HI to you yesterday
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Hiya Babes ...... thanks for the hugs and kisses!
Back at ya, hun .....
And a few discreet gropes while you're here .....
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