UK Personals

[Admiral Horatio]

good bottom higher..i mean morning



hello Admiral..how are you doing?

One is all the better for seeing you m'lady.

I trust you are well on this wet morning?

 

[wanderer2704]

Wanders in and shakes himself like a dog to get rid of the wet.

God its horrible out there

Morning all!

 

[mark197205]

Morning everyone, god it is wet and cold out there again. brrrrr.

 

[Pengy]

Morning all.

I need a good.....or bad, woman to keep me warm on these cld mornings.

 

[mark197205]

Morning all.

I need a good.....or bad, woman to keep me warm on these cld mornings.

You could borrow mine if you like!!

 

[Pengy]

You could borrow mine if you like!!

Sloppy seconds...hmmmmm, why not, thanks!

 

[mark197205]

Sloppy seconds...hmmmmm, why not, thanks!

Dont look a gift horse in the mouth!!

 

[Pengy]

Dont look a gift horse in the mouth!!

HORSE! HORSE!, i think you've got me mixed up with someone else, i prefer the ladies.

 

[mark197205]

HORSE! HORSE!, i think you've got me mixed up with someone else, i prefer the ladies.

You insulting my bird??, right outside NOW!!
lol

 

[Dumpling]

Morning all.

I need a good.....or bad, woman to keep me warm on these cld mornings.

I thought you was a Pengy,your supose to like it Cold
So I better not show my Face here everybody gonna make a grab for me

 

[Admiral Horatio]

Restrains himself from grabbing Dumpling

Avast there yee land lubbers, one trusts you are well today.

A perfect day for sailing, with a strong South Westerly breeze coming in off the Atlantic.

 

[Pengy]

good afternoon Admiral, Dumpling and everyones else. I trust you are all well.

Not usre about the perfect weather Admiral, its chucking down here.

 

[wanderer2704]

Afternoon all, particularly Ling

It's raining cats and dogs here which is all right if you like the bloody things!

 

[Dumpling]

Ahoy the Uk thread
Good Day Admiral, Pengy & Wanderer
I just oiled myself up so grabbing me will be a little more dificult You all have a scrumptious Day
It only took me 4 Minutes to get there ~~hugssss & es

 

[Pengy]

Ahoy the Uk thread
Good Day Admiral, Pengy & Wanderer
I just oiled myself up so grabbing me will be a little more dificult You all have a scrumptious Day
It only took me 4 Minutes to get there ~~hugssss & es

Oh my, an oiled up Dumpling!

This could be fun!

 

[higherlevel4u]

Good afternoon, fellow UKers (and guest Canucks )


Tipping down here in Shropshire ...... again ......

Hope you all get to see SOME dry spelld today .....

 

[Dumpling]

Oh my, an oiled up Dumpling!

This could be fun!

It will be slippery

 

[wanderer2704]

Ahoy the Uk thread
Good Day Admiral, Pengy & Wanderer
I just oiled myself up so grabbing me will be a little more dificult You all have a scrumptious Day
It only took me 4 Minutes to get there ~~hugssss & es

Can I just rub myself up against you then without grabbing?

Hmmm very nice and slippery

 

[Pengy]

It will be slippery

Slippery when wet, sounds fine to me!

I'm now imagining slipping and sliding all over you!

 

[Dumpling]

Can I just rub myself up against you then without grabbing?

Hmmm very nice and slippery

Only if Iam willing, otherwise you have to catch me first he,heeeee

 

[Dumpling]

Slippery when wet, sounds fine to me!

I'm now imagining slipping and sliding all over you!

Uhhhhh two of you ! I was afraid of that

 

[Pengy]

I think between the two of us, we stand a good chance of catching you.

 

[Dumpling]

I think between the two of us, we stand a good chance of catching you.

OMG I think one of you tripped me help, help

 

[Pengy]

OMG I think one of you tripped me help, help

Yes, that was wanderer, the dirty cheat.....thats me up top by the way!

 

[Dumpling]

Yes, that was wanderer, the dirty cheat.....thats me up top by the way!

ooooooohh, well hung lick,lick.lick, suck