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[orangecurious]

Just a vid of me trying to do the smurf hat.. and failing miserably..



I am not going to give up!! It is not as if I am obsessed.. but I need to figure this out!

imgur is over capacity. a smurf broke the interweb!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

@orangecurious .. the postman came!

But.. I look more like Gargamel than a smurf!

All I'll say is that you look almost as good as I do in a balaclava.

 

[Cat]

Maybe instead of putting the back part up to make the round cap, you could tuck them under? I wish I had one to try - I can’t describe what I mean!

Still Gargemel..

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

This is the best entertainment I've had all day!

 

[orangecurious]

Still Gargemel..

it reminds me of those giant Basque berets

 

[cheekygirl75]

Still Gargemel..

It is very Gargemel

 

[Cat]

i reminds me of those giant Basque berets

But not a pointy smurf hat!! I was kinda promised a pointy smurf hat, the advertisement said so!

 

[orangecurious]

But not a pointy smurf hat!! I was kinda promised a pointy smurf hat, the advertisement said so!

maybe some spray starch to make it pointy!

 

[metrifonate]

@orangecurious .. the postman came!

But.. I look more like Gargamel than a smurf!

Too high a capacity. You have gone viral!

 

[Cat]

maybe some spray starch to make it pointy!

... See, now I am wondering: because they did not add a guide, could the manufacturers then actually use that as a loophole!!

Bastards!

I just want to have a smurf hat, it is so easy and simple.
Instead I became Gargamel.

 

[orangecurious]

... See, now I am wondering: because they did not add a guide, could the manufacturers then actually use that as a loophole!!

Bastards!

I just want to have a smurf hat, it is so easy and simple.
Instead I became Gargamel.

it almost looked like a Sami four-cornered hat, but not as colourful.

it might go stiff in the cold (ahem)

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

... See, now I am wondering: because they did not add a guide, could the manufacturers then actually use that as a loophole!!

Bastards!

I just want to have a smurf hat, it is so easy and simple.
Instead I became Gargamel.

I'll buy you one of these.

https://ibb.co/s9bCkqTX

 

[metrifonate]

Do I mention I have a Paramo Halkon coat turning up, maybe today?
Or TMI

 

[Cat]

it almost looked like a Sami four-cornered hat, but not as colourful.

it might go stiff in the cold (ahem)

But then would have to be really.. really cold, for it to stiffen properly..

 

[Cat]

I'll buy you one of these.

https://ibb.co/s9bCkqTX

But that would be too easy!!!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

But that would be too easy!!!

Yeahhh but it'll stop you having an aneurysm trying to make one!

 

[cheekygirl75]

I’m organizing the Lit Secret Santa this year! Read the rules & post/send me the form if you want to join! Lit Secret Santa

 

[orangecurious]

Do I mention I have a Paramo Halkon coat turning up, maybe today?
Or TMI

oooh, nice. good for the arctic

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I’m organizing the Lit Secret Santa this year! Read the rules & post/send me the form if you want to join! Lit Secret Santa

That's a great idea. Unfortunately I don't think I'll be able to participate but it anyone wants to come and see what's in Wonky's errrrr... Santa's sack, feel free!

 

[metrifonate]

oooh, nice. good for the arctic

Or The Peaks on a cold wet day , wildlife watching

 

[hugh_jarce69]

I’m organizing the Lit Secret Santa this year! Read the rules & post/send me the form if you want to join! Lit Secret Santa

Great idea.

It’ll have to be good to beat the Secret Santa story I was reading last weekend

 

[metrifonate]

That's a great idea. Unfortunately I don't think I'll be able to participate but it anyone wants to come and see what's in Wonky's errrrr... Santa's sack, feel free!

And you only come once a year

 

[cheekygirl75]

Great idea.

It’ll have to be good to beat the Secret Santa story I was reading last weekend

What kind of package was that story about?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

And you only come once a year

Yeah but I never fail to deliver! Delivering to billions of people in one night, is it any wonder I need 364 days to recover?

 

[deft]

For the record... after an afternoon in the garden... I am done with fallen leaves!

Santa's Sack has nothing on the bag of mulch I've gathered