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[LucyCanyon]

Did you see my make up though? I absolutely loved it...

I didn't but maybe I was too distracted by suncreamed nipples??

 

[janeyl]

In a sports bar already, just popped in to say...

Come On England!

 

[Jgong]

Hello

Hi everyone, been a long time fan of this site, reading sometimes just paints a more vivid picture than an image or video could. Anyway decided to join the forum and attempt to interact with other users and seeing as I’m in the uk, it only made sense that this is the thread I write something on for the 1st time.

In London at the minute battling the atrocious weather conditions, kinda weather that makes you just wanna stay inside all day and do all kinds of nastiness

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Hi everyone, been a long time fan of this site, reading sometimes just paints a more vivid picture than an image or video could. Anyway decided to join the forum and attempt to interact with other users and seeing as I’m in the uk, it only made sense that this is the thread I write something on for the 1st time.

In London at the minute battling the atrocious weather conditions, kinda weather that makes you just wanna stay inside all day and do all kinds of nastiness

Welcome to the cosy UK corner of Literotica. You'll find that we're outnumbered about 20:1 so we have to wave a bit harder to keep the flag flying.

Dip in to the different areas, but remember that you'll find all sorts of people with all sorts of opinions and desires.

 

[Susurration]

Hi everyone, been a long time fan of this site, reading sometimes just paints a more vivid picture than an image or video could. Anyway decided to join the forum and attempt to interact with other users and seeing as I’m in the uk, it only made sense that this is the thread I write something on for the 1st time.

In London at the minute battling the atrocious weather conditions, kinda weather that makes you just wanna stay inside all day and do all kinds of nastiness

Welcome aboard this crazy ride that is this thread .

Evening lurkers .

 

[LucyCanyon]

Welcome aboard this crazy ride that is this thread .

Evening lurkers .

Indeed welcome jgong, and greetings suss and all on a grey damp morning in Sunny Yorkshire... always sunny here never mind the weather!

 

[frandessop]

Scotland

Well... it is in the UK.
Just found this thread.
Now understand the 20 : 1 odds
Surely I'm not the only person from Scotland?
Extended greetings to all, from an unsurprisingly
cold, grey and wet Edinburgh. Hi-ya!

 

[pj1412]

Hello all. How are we?

 

[janeyl]

40 degrees on the nude roof terrace of our hotel...I keep forgetting it's november...

 

[LucyCanyon]

Well... it is in the UK.
Just found this thread.
Now understand the 20 : 1 odds
Surely I'm not the only person from Scotland?
Extended greetings to all, from an unsurprisingly
cold, grey and wet Edinburgh. Hi-ya!

There's a few Scots about, welcome, Cool andgrey in sunny Yorkshire

Hello all. How are we?

Grand, thanks for asking!

40 degrees on the nude roof terrace of our hotel...I keep forgetting it's november...

Now, new arrivals, that's what's called rubbing it in.... and not the sun cream! Pics or it was Clacton and a raincoat janey!!

 

[Adrian69702006]

40 degrees on the nude roof terrace of our hotel...I keep forgetting it's november...

Presumably you're in warmer climes. It wouldn't be 40 degrees on the roof of any of the hotels up the hill I'm thinking about.

 

[TheSilverLining]

Welcome aboard this crazy ride that is this thread .

Evening lurkers .

That’s awfully late for you, Suss!
.....something to celebrate?

 

[expertlinguist]

40 degrees on the nude roof terrace of our hotel...I keep forgetting it's november...

Hope you burn to a frazzle . . . just joking

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Some people ...

40 degrees on the nude roof terrace of our hotel...I keep forgetting it's november...

… can be so selfish at times! Bloody 40 degrees indeed!!

Telling you to keep the sensitive areas well covered seems pointless - just hope you avoid any nasty burning (although I'm sure there would be many offers of tending to your sore areas) and have a good time!

You're probably back in Blighty now so the delight of single figure temperatures and rain, drizzle, cloud etc etc will probably have you Googling some more breaks in Gran Canaria

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

40 degrees on the nude roof terrace of our hotel...I keep forgetting it's november...

… can be so selfish at times! Bloody 40 degrees indeed!!

It's 40°F here, too. I don't fancy nude sunbathing, though, mainly because there's no sun.

 

[LucyCanyon]

It's 40°F here, too. I don't fancy nude sunbathing, though, mainly because there's no sun.

At least you wouldn't have to worry about your SPF rating! (#lookonthebrightside)

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

At least you wouldn't have to worry about your SPF rating! (#lookonthebrightside)

It's been so long since I did any sunbathing, I can't remember where either of the bottles are: factor 2 or 4.

 

[TheSilverLining]

It's been so long since I did any sunbathing, I can't remember where either of the bottles are: factor 2 or 4.

If it’s been that long then they wouldn’t work anyway! My transparent nocturnal skin would fry to a crisp in 40 degrees!

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

If it’s been that long then they wouldn’t work anyway! My transparent nocturnal skin would fry to a crisp in 40 degrees!

Oh, well. Looks like I'm limited to a couple of hours on Janey's roof.

 

[Polranny]

It's been so long since I did any sunbathing, I can't remember where either of the bottles are: factor 2 or 4.

What's a factor? Last time I sunbathed we used crisp n' dry oil

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

What's a factor? Last time I sunbathed we used crisp n' dry oil

You'd like my '2' then, that's coconut oil based.

 

[TheSilverLining]

Afternoon, UK’ers.
I’m having a lazy mid (early?) week weekend. Far too much coffee and wasting time online.

 

[TheSilverLining]

You'd like my '2' then, that's coconut oil based.

I completely mis-read that.

 

[FortybutNice]

I completely mis-read that.

What did you read it as? Brain not working today - too full of cold

How are you?

 

[Adrian69702006]

Afternoon, UK’ers.
I’m having a lazy mid (early?) week weekend. Far too much coffee and wasting time online.

Sounds like a perfect pastime to me!