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ukmule said:
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Hiya ukmule....I slept very well and very late.....lovely:D
 
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ukmule said:
(Post made by self-proclaimed minor removed. He claims he will turn 20 May of '07. So, posts made prior to May '05 are gone!)

I had no plans ....lazy sunday...:)
 
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Choose life.
Choose a job.
Choose a career.
Choose a family,
Choose a fucking big television
Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers.
Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance.
Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments.
Choose a starter home.
Choose your friends.
Choose leisure wear and matching luggage.
Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics.
Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning.
Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit-crushing ga me shows
Stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home
Nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats
You have spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future. Choose life.
 
WantonWitch said:
You do whatever makes you happy;)


Woooo, Hoooo, I hope that means me too Witchie?



* chains Witchies broomstick to the very large sideboard so she can't get away and goes looking for a Witchie to chase!! *
 
big salami said:
Woooo, Hoooo, I hope that means me too Witchie?



* chains Witchies broomstick to the very large sideboard so she can't get away and goes looking for a Witchie to chase!! *

hides in the deepest cave she knows...... I've seen what you want to do to me:eek:
 
WantonWitch said:
hides in the deepest cave she knows...... I've seen what you want to do to me:eek:


Haw Haw, you can come out now Witchie, I only do that to ladies who want it to be done!

I would never dream of caning an unwilling "victim"

Mind you, if you're a naughty girl, you could be put over my knee and spanked!!

WooooooHoooooooo!!


Come out come out where ever you are!! ;) :devil:
 
big salami said:
Haw Haw, you can come out now Witchie, I only do that to ladies who want it to be done!

I would never dream of caning an unwilling "victim"

Mind you, if you're a naughty girl, you could be put over my knee and spanked!!

WooooooHoooooooo!!


Come out come out where ever you are!! ;) :devil:

peeks out from behind the sofa doesn't look very safe :p
 
A shiney new nickle and WW's body for the night for the first person to figure out who my avatar is
 
WolfBane18 said:
A shiney new nickle and WW's body for the night for the first person to figure out who my avatar is

OI !!!!!! who said you can give me away as a prize:mad:
 
WantonWitch said:
Knew I should have bought some curtains:mad: ......

What kind of a sick mind do you have? This is a photograph of starsky and hutch with a contract detailing me as your agent on the back
 
WolfBane18 said:
What kind of a sick mind do you have? This is a photograph of starsky and hutch with a contract detailing me as your agent on the back

Was wondering how you managed to see in the fourth floor window?:p
 
WantonWitch said:
Was wondering how you managed to see in the fourth floor window?:p

I'm sure a more comfortable spot for you would be in the living room:p
 
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