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Whistle whistle, look over shoulder..

Strewth.:eek:
 
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WantonWitch said:
you're sweet Bob....:kiss:

:rose: to my favourite witch. It's all been sorted....

I must say that you have a lovely outfit! I guess the high heels help you brake fast when landing?
 
Bob Briton said:
:rose: to my favourite witch. It's all been sorted....

I must say that you have a lovely outfit! I guess the high heels help you brake fast when landing?

I don't wear them for that......;) :kiss:
 
WantonWitch said:
I don't wear them for that......;) :kiss:

She wears them because by night she's a cute helpful witch and by evening she's a hard assed dominatrix who don't take no shit
 
WolfBane18 said:
She wears them because by night she's a cute helpful witch and by evening she's a hard assed dominatrix who don't take no shit

evening Wolfie:kiss:
 
WantonWitch said:
I don't wear them for that......;) :kiss:

:eek:
I don't quite know what you mean...?

I hope you don't use them to catch small furry animals, frogs and toads for your cauldron?

Also I've found some excellent moisturiser cream to rub into your thighs as I'm sure the broomstick must chaff your skin when riding.
Do you ever get splinters?
 
Bob Briton said:
:eek:
I don't quite know what you mean...?

I hope you don't use them to catch small furry animals, frogs and toads for your cauldron?

Also I've found some excellent moisturiser cream to rub into your thighs as I'm sure the broomstick must chaff your skin when riding.
Do you ever get splinters?

of course not...they're to keep me out of puddles:D

and my broomstick is of the highest quality...smoothed by hand to a satin smooth finish... no chafing or splinters;)
 
WantonWitch said:
of course not...they're to keep me out of puddles:D

and my broomstick is of the highest quality...smoothed by hand to a satin smooth finish... no chafing or splinters;)

That's funny I have something smoothed by hand and definately splinter and chaf free.
:devil:
 
WantonWitch said:
do you now:confused:

Don't worry WW, it's my pint & wine glasses through frequent drinking.

I see you like a drop of wine?

I would love an Australian Red to snuggle up to at the mo.

Yum..
 
Bob Briton said:
Don't worry WW, it's my pint & wine glasses through frequent drinking.

I see you like a drop of wine?

I would love an Australian Red to snuggle up to at the mo.

Yum..

Homemade Damson for me.....smooth as silk and knocks your socks off:p
 
My mum & dad are making damson gin at the moment. I think they've been soaking damsons all year now.

Apparently it will be ready for Christmas.

Ooh nearly the 7th.
I best get off to bed.

WW thank you for your company tonight.

:kiss: :kiss: Good night. Snuggle well.
 
Hi ww. How you doing tonight?
Getting a bit cold up there ain't it?:D
 
clevatreva said:
Hi ww. How you doing tonight?
Getting a bit cold up there ain't it?:D

Hiya clevatreva....I'm doing just fine ta.......nice and warm where I am;) ... hope you had a good day today:D
 
WantonWitch said:
Hiya clevatreva....I'm doing just fine ta.......nice and warm where I am;) ... hope you had a good day today:D

Reasonably productive anyway. Started buying pressies at last. Then trying to sort out another car, mine gasping last breaths now. Don't suppose you have to worry about the gearbox on your broomstick wearing out? :D
 
clevatreva said:
Reasonably productive anyway. Started buying pressies at last. Then trying to sort out another car, mine gasping last breaths now. Don't suppose you have to worry about the gearbox on your broomstick wearing out? :D

Better organised than me then...I've not started.....:rolleyes:

and you're right....my broomstick doesn't have problems like that :D ....have to replace the twigs tho'...they just disappear
 
WantonWitch said:
Better organised than me then...I've not started.....:rolleyes:

and you're right....my broomstick doesn't have problems like that :D ....have to replace the twigs tho'...they just disappear

That's what my gearbox is about to do. LOL.

You just keep gripping it with your thighs & I'll be happy to stand behind and tie one on. Or two.:devil: :kiss:
 
clevatreva said:
That's what my gearbox is about to do. LOL.

You just keep gripping it with your thighs & I'll be happy to stand behind and tie one on. Or two.:devil: :kiss:

awww... that's sweet of you....:kiss:
 
WantonWitch said:
awww... that's sweet of you....:kiss:

Always happy to oblige. :p

Enjoy the scenery wherever your flight path takes you tonight.
See you another time.
G'nite.:kiss:
 
clevatreva said:
Always happy to oblige. :p

Enjoy the scenery wherever your flight path takes you tonight.
See you another time.
G'nite.:kiss:

Tooo cold for flying tonight...going to be frosty:eek:

Sweet dreams :kiss:
 
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