UK Lit's

[freethinkingman]

Hello here too, UKs everywhere

 

[LorriLove]

hiya honey

lo everyone else

 

[WantonWitch]

hiya honey

lo everyone else

Hiya LL

 

[LorriLove]

Hiya LL

hiya darling, aint got any spells for a frustrated housewife have you

 

[Bob Briton]

Evening all.

He's a spell for you...how do you spell Mississippi correctly?

Oh why did I only buy 1 can of cider, I could have offered LL one to cheer her up.

Can I help at all?

 

[LorriLove]

Evening all.



Oh why did I only buy 1 can of cider, I could have offered LL one to cheer her up.

Can I help at all?

i don't mind sharing sweetheart, i never mind sharing

wish you could help lover, hubby's working late, all my b/f's are being tied down by their wives even my g/f isn't available... and i'm horny as fuck

 

[WantonWitch]

hiya darling, aint got any spells for a frustrated housewife have you

Sorry Sweetie...if I could I'd have cast it on me too (((hugs)))

Evening Bob

 

[LorriLove]

Sorry Sweetie...if I could I'd have cast it on me too (((hugs)))

Evening Bob

mmm... that feels better, i needed a hug

 

[WantonWitch]

mmm... that feels better, i needed a hug

My pleasure

 

[Bob Briton]

Boo hoo. Two lovely ladies feeling frustrated..

Hmm think.....would you like me to post some naughty piccies?

I frequent the Hun as its the safest place to surf for them special interests.

Erm.
Hmm there's a link to a footjob gallery...

Back in a mo....

 

[big salami]

i don't mind sharing sweetheart, i never mind sharing

wish you could help lover, hubby's working late, all my b/f's are being tied down by their wives even my g/f isn't available... and i'm horny as fuck

* A Salami appears in Lorri's back garden *


COOOOEEE!! Yooo Hooo!! Lorri sweetie, your Salami's here and rarin' to go honey!! Fancy some Salami and cream for supper?

 

[big salami]

My pleasure

Hiya Witchie, what's that that's your pleasure sweet witch?? Tell the ol' Salami and maybe I can help!!

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

mmm... that feels better, i needed a hug

I'll hug you, are you still there??

 

[rask69]

Hey Lorri!! Got ya emails to open at last

Crikey!!!!

 

[WantonWitch]

Hiya Witchie, what's that that's your pleasure sweet witch?? Tell the ol' Salami and maybe I can help!!

Good evening BS... my pleasure is a large brandy thank you

Hope you are having a fun evening

 

[mark197205]

Good evening BS... my pleasure is a large brandy thank you

Hope you are having a fun evening

You fancy a large anything else this evening WW

 

[WantonWitch]

You fancy a large anything else this evening WW

*chuckles* I still owe you a ride on my broomstck

 

[mark197205]

*chuckles* I still owe you a ride on my broomstck

You do dont you

 

[big salami]

Good evening BS... my pleasure is a large brandy thank you

Hope you are having a fun evening

Sweet Witch, you can have a large CASE of brandy if youd like one darling, Just got to nip into a certain Supermarket not too far from me and I'll get a good discount I bet!!


Fly on over here and we'll crack a bottle or two to get started!

 

[big salami]

You fancy a large anything else this evening WW

Trust you Mark, you'd slip in under a snakes belly you would, well, if you bring the brandy to my place, we should have a good time when Witchie gets here, especially if she stops off at Lorris on the way and whisks her over here too!

 

[mark197205]

Sweet Witch, you can have a large CASE of brandy if youd like one darling, Just got to nip into a certain Supermarket not too far from me and I'll get a good discount I bet!!


Fly on over here and we'll crack a bottle or two to get started!

One case of Martell XO coming right up ( just better hope no one spots me sneaking out with this)

 

[mark197205]

Trust you Mark, you'd slip in under a snakes belly you would, well, if you bring the brandy to my place, we should have a good time when Witchie gets here, especially if she stops off at Lorris on the way and whisks her over here too!

How cheeky can you get??

 

[big salami]

One case of Martell XO coming right up ( just better hope no one spots me sneaking out with this)

No worries mate, I know the Manager!! LOL

 

[big salami]

How cheeky can you get??

Depends if your wearing Y fronts or a thong I thuppothe!!"

 

[WantonWitch]

oh my.....a girl could get used to this.....thank you guys...as you scare me BS ... I'm taking Marks