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[WantonWitch]

I never said anything about sacking you did I now??


There are other methods of punishment that don't involve sacking but, which will help you to understand that you should be subservient to the Salami and do my bidding!!

ROFLMFAO


Oh dear.... that's the best laugh all night...........

 

[WantonWitch]

Unlike you i dont try it on with the Witch at every chance i get cos i know her rules and i stick to them!!

*chuckles*

 

[big salami]

Unlike you i dont try it on with the Witch at every chance i get cos i know her rules and i stick to them!!

Yeah but, you're sub and I'm Dom innit???

 

[big salami]

ROFLMFAO


Oh dear.... that's the best laugh all night...........

That's it Witchy, keep laughing!!

*snaps cuffs on wrists and manacles on ankles!*

 

[big salami]

*chuckles*

Laugh while you can Witchy, I'm off to bed now, will pop back sometime tomorrow and unlock the cuffs/manacles!!


sleep tight, sweet dreams!!

 

[mark197205]

*mark pulls out his lock picking kit and speedily undoes the manacles on Witchies ankles* " there you go, he just wont learn will he?"

 

[WantonWitch]

Mark thank you

 

[mark197205]

Mark thank you

Am i let off being a toad for being so kind?

 

[WantonWitch]

Am i let off being a toad for being so kind?

Yes...........

 

[mark197205]

Yes...........

Sounds like there are conditions attached tho....

 

[mark197205]

Blimey looks like im the first one about today
*looks suprised*

 

[WantonWitch]

I got kidnapped at 8am ! Only just managed to escape

Hiya All

 

[mark197205]

I got kidnapped at 8am ! Only just managed to escape

Hiya All

Has BS been up to his old tricks again?

 

[WantonWitch]

Has BS been up to his old tricks again?

For a change BS was innocent

 

[big salami]

*mark pulls out his lock picking kit and speedily undoes the manacles on Witchies ankles* " there you go, he just wont learn will he?"

LOL obviously a man of many talents mark!! wonder where you learned that particular one, Parkhurst or Dartmoor?

 

[big salami]

Has BS been up to his old tricks again?

There you go, jumping to conclusions again!!

talk about "give a dog a bad name!"


I resemble those remarks!!

 

[big salami]

For a change BS was innocent

Well considering my virtue and honour were at stake, you didn't shout that very loud did you?

 

[WantonWitch]

Well considering my virtue and honour were at stake, you didn't shout that very loud did you?

For a change BS was innocent

Is that better ?

 

[mark197205]

For a change BS was innocent

BLOODY HELL!!!!
Im glad im sat down.........

 

[big salami]

For a change BS was innocent

Is that better ?

YES, thank you very much and I'm gonna save this for posterity! when that bloke at the pearly gates asks me, I'm gonna refer him to it!!

 

[WantonWitch]

Good morning Everyone

Hope everyone has a pleasant day !

 

[mark197205]

And a good evening to you too Witchie

 

[WantonWitch]

And a good evening to you too Witchie

Hi Mark

 

[mark197205]

Hi Mark

Had a good day??
have another one of these just for the hell of it

 

[WantonWitch]

Had a good day??
have another one of these just for the hell of it

*chuckles* yeah... I had a very good day thanks

And yourself ?