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[FRENCHIE44T]

*giggles* at the above post

Hiya All....

At least we are organised and tidy and dont leave it till we've used up every last mug and plate

 

[WantonWitch]

At least we are organised and tidy and dont leave it till we've used up every last mug and plate

1. I DON'T DO WINDOWS BECAUSE....I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and hurt itself. I am compassionate.

2. I DON'T WAX FLOORS BECAUSE....I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt. I'll feel terrible and I may get sued. I am careful and poor.

3. I DON'T SWEEP UP THE DUST BUNNIES BECAUSE....they are such good company. I have named all of them and they agree with everything I say and do. I am imaginative.

4. I DON'T DISTURB COBWEBS BECAUSE....I want every creature to have its own home and my family loves spiders. I am kind.

5. I DON'T DO SPRING CLEANING BECAUSE....I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous. I am fair-minded.

6. I DON'T PLANT A GARDEN BECAUSE....Mother Nature is an excellent designer and I don't want to get in her way. I am courteous.

7. I DON'T PUT THINGS AWAY BECAUSE....my family would never be able to find them again. I am considerate.

8. I DON'T SERVE GOURMET MEALS WHEN I ENTERTAIN BECAUSE....I don't want my guests to worry about what to make when they invite me to dinner. I am thoughtful.

9. I DON'T IRON BECAUSE....I choose to believe that "permanent press" means just that. I am trusting.

10. I DON'T STRESS OVER MUCH OF ANYTHING BECAUSE...."A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled-up, crusty old lady. I am not vain.

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

1. I DON'T DO WINDOWS BECAUSE....I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and hurt itself. I am compassionate.

2. I DON'T WAX FLOORS BECAUSE....I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt. I'll feel terrible and I may get sued. I am careful and poor.

3. I DON'T SWEEP UP THE DUST BUNNIES BECAUSE....they are such good company. I have named all of them and they agree with everything I say and do. I am imaginative.

4. I DON'T DISTURB COBWEBS BECAUSE....I want every creature to have its own home and my family loves spiders. I am kind.

5. I DON'T DO SPRING CLEANING BECAUSE....I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous. I am fair-minded.

6. I DON'T PLANT A GARDEN BECAUSE....Mother Nature is an excellent designer and I don't want to get in her way. I am courteous.

7. I DON'T PUT THINGS AWAY BECAUSE....my family would never be able to find them again. I am considerate.

8. I DON'T SERVE GOURMET MEALS WHEN I ENTERTAIN BECAUSE....I don't want my guests to worry about what to make when they invite me to dinner. I am thoughtful.

9. I DON'T IRON BECAUSE....I choose to believe that "permanent press" means just that. I am trusting.

10. I DON'T STRESS OVER MUCH OF ANYTHING BECAUSE...."A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled-up, crusty old lady. I am not vain.

Follow that FRENCHIE. I will say it for you

 

[WantonWitch]

Follow that FRENCHIE. I will say it for you

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

Come 'ere, let me give you a hug

 

[WantonWitch]

Come 'ere, let me give you a hug

*chuckles* Always like a hug Frenchie.........

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

*chuckles* Always like a hug Frenchie.........

I could think of no one who deserves it more than you, unless Bluefoxylady or Sienna are lurking around somewhere.

 

[WantonWitch]

I could think of no one who deserves it more than you, unless Bluefoxylady or Sienna are lurking around somewhere.

Well, gee thanks...... I'll go call 'em for you

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

Well, gee thanks...... I'll go call 'em for you

OOOppppss Sorry it came out wrong, I meant to say I'll give you all hugs if you are all there as you all deserve it. Sorry

 

[WantonWitch]

OOOppppss Sorry it came out wrong, I meant to say I'll give you all hugs if you are all there as you all deserve it. Sorry

*chuckles* It's a good job I'm so forgiving..... or is that gullible.... I can never decide which

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

*chuckles* It's a good job I'm so forgiving..... or is that gullible.... I can never decide which

You like to try and get me wound up dont you?

 

[WantonWitch]

You like to try and get me wound up dont you?

Sorry Frenchie.... every now and then this wicked streak gets the better of me

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

Sorry Frenchie.... every now and then this wicked streak gets the better of me

I did say TRY, I didnt say you did wind me up. LOL

 

[WantonWitch]

I did say TRY, I didnt say you did wind me up. LOL

*chuckles* I'll try not to anymore

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

*chuckles* I'll try not to anymore

Promise??

 

[WantonWitch]

Promise??

ummmm, do I have to promise ?

 

[mark197205]

*giggles* at the above post

Hiya All....

And what is so funny about a man doing the washing up eh Witchie?

 

[big salami]

And what is so funny about a man doing the washing up eh Witchie?

Well I don't see anything funny in it mate! I do it all the while!!


Well I load up the machine anyway!

 

[Guest]

Well I don't see anything funny in it mate! I do it all the while!!


Well I load up the machine anyway!

Evenin All,

any dish washer in my kitchen would have to be the size of an average matchbox as the kitchen is only the size of a cereal packet!!!

 

[Jonny G]

hi foxy...!!! how has your day been ?

 

[Guest]

hi foxy...!!! how has your day been ?

Hi Jonny,

busy as always - my desk looks like a bomb site!!!!How was yours??

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

Hi Foxy

 

[FRENCHIE44T]

And what is so funny about a man doing the washing up eh Witchie?

YEH MEN UNITE

It is time to stop mocking and treat us as eauqal before you all regret it

HA HA HA HA

 

[mark197205]

YEH MEN UNITE

It is time to stop mocking and treat us as eauqal before you all regret it

HA HA HA HA

Nice as it would be to be equals frenchie i just cant see it myself!!

 

[big salami]

Evenin All,

any dish washer in my kitchen would have to be the size of an average matchbox as the kitchen is only the size of a cereal packet!!!

So I take it your dishwasher is yellow, rubber and hand shaped x 2 then?


does it also answer to the name of Hubby/hey you/dear/gettin'ere?