Ugly people you'd like to fuck:

[lavender]

 

[badasschick]

I have always thought he was tremendously sexy. He looks like he has a nice ass too.

So does that guy George Gray who hosts the daytime version of the weakest link.





WTF???
I'm so ready to come off hiatus.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I'm so ready to come off hiatus.

I've never seen this hiatus...but he must be über sexy..daaang

Tracy Morgan from Saturday Night Live...he's Brian Fellow!!!

 

[badasschick]

Only when coupled with Marlon Wayans

 

[Private Vasquez]

Only when coupled with Marlon Wayans

Be careful, though...Marlon might go Snuff. A. Luffigus. on you...

 

[badasschick]

But he might bring his brother Shawn aka SW1.

 

[Private Vasquez]

SW1...isn't that the soldiers that kicked it with Public Enemy? Professor Griff, huh?

 

[perks]

Oh god, you and me both honey.
And if anybody sees Ving Rhames around, tell him I'm waiting for him.

Did you see Ving Rhames in the movie Baby Boy... the scene where he's fucking the mother in the bedroom.

My god... yes pleeeeeeeeeeeeease.

this conversation is definitely making me feel better.

 

[badasschick]

SW1...isn't that the soldiers that kicked it with Public Enemy? Professor Griff, huh?

Yep them too, but SW! was his DJ name when he was on "In Living Color".


Which remids me.... I'd do Corey Glover too. Hell, I'd do Danny Glover. Oh my....that's way to Oedipal for me....scratch that last comment.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

David Letterman...and I happen to think James Gandolfini is sexy.

 

[Private Vasquez]

heeey...I'm Oedipus Rex! But my frriiiiieeennndds...just call me Ed!

I'm sure I could find something to do with Savion Glover.

 

[perks]

heeey...I'm Oedipus Rex! But my frriiiiieeennndds...just call me Ed!

I'm sure I could find something to do with Savion Glover.

I think Savion is beautiful.

 

[Raina]

John Malkovitch

 

[badasschick]

Oh yeah,

Jeremy Irons, and DeNiro

 

[MechaBlade]

Carrot Top. Top that one.

My god... just because he's famous, or do you actually find him funny/attractive?

 

[Ginny]

as alex said.....definitely not ugly...just not conventionally hot....

Patrick Stewart
Nathan Lane



a wee bit unattractive....but sexy as hell:

Gerard Depardieu

 

[Horny Hippie Girl]

John Malkovitch

In my opinion, male pattern baldness does not constitute unattractive in a conventional sense. I personally think John Malkovitch is a stone foxx!!! I can't believe I forgot him.

Okay, tell me if this is too weird...I think Michael Dorn, Worf on Star Trek TNG, is really hot AS Worf, but out of makeup he looks like he was carved from chocolate cream cheese. Too perfect, in other words. Is it weird to be attracted to a Klingon??

 

[sabbathstorm]

In my opinion, male pattern baldness does not constitute unattractive in a conventional sense. I personally think John Malkovitch is a stone foxx!!! I can't believe I forgot him.

Okay, tell me if this is too weird...I think Michael Dorn, Worf on Star Trek TNG, is really hot AS Worf, but out of makeup he looks like he was carved from chocolate cream cheese. Too perfect, in other words. Is it weird to be attracted to a Klingon??

Hell no! He's pretty hot and that voice mmmm

 

[Allison484]

Some very hot names have been mentioned already. I like Chazz Palminteri who is not exactly ugly but is not classically handsome either. Also, as mentioned, Harvey Keitel, Al Pacino, Dennis Franz.

Allison

 

[Guest]

 

[Horny Hippie Girl]

Fucking Data...

Was he any good?

I bet Worf is awesome in bed! Klingons gotta be slammin' fucks!!

 

[perks]

Hell I had a dream about fucking Data once!

now that's just weird

 

[CarolineOh]

Some very hot names have been mentioned already. I like Chazz Palminteri who is not exactly ugly but is not classically handsome either. Also, as mentioned, Harvey Keitel, Al Pacino, Dennis Franz.

Allison

Chazz Palminteri is sizzling hot! Throw in Joe Mantegna, and I'm ready for some fine Italian amore.

 

[Guest]

 

[perks]

<snicker>

Okay, I have a weird thing for Oliver Platt.