Ugly people you'd like to fuck:

[Sateema Lunasi]

Okay, you know those people who are really not very attractive physically but there is just something about them you want to fuck? I am talking about those people. Like some women want to fuck Sean Connery. Okay, he is old, saggy and gray, but there might be something so sexy about him it turns people on.

So give your list of people you'd like to fuck that others might say "Why the hell would you want to fuck him/her?"

My List:

Alan Cumming (Scottish actor who looks a little like Pee Wee Herman at times. I still wanna fuck him.

Kevin Spacey- he is balding slightly, and looks like an aging Chinese character actress. I want to fuck his brains out.

I find Robin Williams attractive despite the fur.

 

[sabbathstorm]

Christopher Walken for me...there's just something about him!

 

[Sateema Lunasi]

Yeah, Christopher Walken has that dangerous sex appeal. Like he might have sex with you then strangle you and throw you over the side of a boat...oh wait...

 

[sabbathstorm]

LOL....I need to clean my monitor now

 

[Sateema Lunasi]

Add Jonathan Pryce to my list.

 

[kotori]

I don't think any of the people you mentioned are ugly. Gilbert Gottfried is ugly. Short, ugly and with a terrible voice. Hell, even Paul Ruebens (when he's out of his PeeWee Herman regalia) isn't ugly.
Alan Cumming? Are you kidding? Did you see him in the revival of Caberet? Sure, he's not going to be hired for a Ralph Lauren add. But these guy are not "ugly." You should have said "not pretty."

 

[CarolineOh]

Willem DeFoe

 

[Sateema Lunasi]

I think Alan Cumming is sexy as hell. And he is a model for Cynthia Rowley. I am talking about people WE think are sexy, but mainstream doesn't. Byt he way, I saw Cabaret at Studio 54 seven times because my room mate was in it. She played Lulu.

 

[kotori]

I think Alan Cumming is sexy as hell. And he is a model for Cynthia Rowley. I am talking about people WE think are sexy, but mainstream doesn't. Byt he way, I saw Cabaret at Studio 54 seven times because my room mate was in it. She played Lulu.

That was my point--just because it's not mainstream, doesn't mean it's "ugly."

Is that Thai place, Bangkok 54, still across the street? I haven't been there in 15-years.

 

[lavender]

 

[Sateema Lunasi]

I heard it was awful. haven't seen it yet. I saw him in Design For Living and met him a few times with my room mate who knew him quite well. he is a super-cool person. Too bad that movie sucked. (from what I hear)

 

[Voosla]

Everyone thinks I'm crazy, but I think Drew Carey is one of the sexiest men on the planet.

 

[badasschick]

Benico del Toro, has done wonders for guys with the whole I slept in my clothes after passing out drunk last night look. I'd so do "Benny the Bull" in a second.

Despite the "New Jack City" crackhead image burned into my psyche. I'd do Chris Rock, but I'd be careful. I might break his skinny ass.

 

[Horny Hippie Girl]

All the guys named so far are pretty do-able in my opinion...especially Alan Cumming! I would respectfully like to add Peter Murphy, Quentin Tarantino, Harvey Keitel, Robert Carlyle, and Kevin Smith (well, he's not really ugly -- just fat, but I would ride that potbellied stallion hard and put him away wet!).

 

[SpaceToast]

I had a thing for Velma on Scoobie Doo until about the age of eight, but that's the best I can do to inject some maleness into this thread-

-M@

 

[sabbathstorm]

An unusual female choice: Bif Naked. Piercings, tattoos, attitude, and a Betty Page kind of look

 

[Sateema Lunasi]

Tim Roth is kind of sexy. Not ugly but not really attractive either. But he'd probably be a great fuck. Intense.

 

[alexandraaah]

I guess they're not conventionally hot, but I think they are:

Steve Buschemi
Kevin Spacey
That dude who was the army guy's son from American Beauty, but maybe he is generally hot.
Tobi McGuire, on the younger end of the spectrum.
Marxist?
Ellen DeGeneres: saw her in person and she's hot.

 

[MissTaken]

Jack Nicholson

There is something about that evil looking bastard that makes me want to take him for a night, then pat him on the ass and send him home!

 

[CarolineOh]

I love Alan Cumming. I wanted to absolutely attack him after seeing the revival of Cabaret. Unfortunately, his most recent film, The Anniversary Party, was fucking awful.

Thank you! It got great reviews, and had a wonderful cast, so I was anxious to see it, but it was just terrible.

 

[Sateema Lunasi]

The army guy's son in American Beauty is Wes Bentley, and yes, he is hot. But not in a conventional way. He has a unibrow and it kind of creepy looking, but still extremely fuckable. He has that intense "I'll grab your hair and fuck you blind" look.

 

[CarolineOh]

Everyone thinks I'm crazy, but I think Drew Carey is one of the sexiest men on the planet.

I don't think you are crazy, I think Drew is sexy too.

 

[Sateema Lunasi]

About Drew Carey, I don't think you are crazy at all either. He would probably be a really good lover. And I hear he is kinky and into bondage

 

[perks]

I don't go for conventionally pretty guys, so this is soooo my category. Btw, thanks for the distraction.


Adam Sandler
Ben Stein
Kevin Nash<Yum Yum even though he's blonde>
Harvey Keitel

 

[CarolineOh]

About Drew Carey, I don't think you are crazy at all either. He would probably be a really good lover. And I hear he is kinky and into bondage

And he had the nerve to do that episode where he fractured his dick. You gotta love a guy that self assured.