Don K Dyck
Devilish Don Downunder
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Washington, Monday.
Today the Washington office of the Oz ABC Radio filed a report sourced from the White House announcing that the U$ is going to "liberate" Iraq and occupy the country for about 18 months. The Iraqis will pay for the "pleasure of U$ occupation forces" by surrendering to U$ oil corporations intent on supplying the wasteful U$ market, all rights to their own undeveloped oil reserves.
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The U$ will justify their position by claiming that their 10 years of economic sanctions were unsuccessful at obtaining the necessary oil concessions from Saddam Hussein.
The "Holy War Against Islam" should really please the surrounding Arab (Islamic) nations who have already rejected U$ offers to develop their oil reserves. Saudi Arabia, host to a growing number of U$ troops assembling for the imminent U$-Iraq War for control of Undeveloped Oil Reserves, will be terribly impressed as they consider the options for developing thier own pertochemical industry to challenge U$ monopoly supply of about 4,000 high value petroleum derived products.
There is no doubt that the U$ oil corporatoin interests will prevail over any established contracts between the present Iraq government and other non-U$ oil corporations.
One unnamed source claimed that the Iraq Imperialist Incursion was NOT a war because the assault phase was scheduled to last less than 89 days. Similarly, the 18 months occupation was NOT a war because the new Iraqi puppet government would be inviting U$ "Peacekeepers" to "assist" in the smooth transfer of Iraqi oil resources to U$ oil corporations.
Seem to think that this was the strategy for getting America involved in Vietnam for 12 years, with the necessary conscription of American youth.
The best strategy seems to be buying shares in the corporations supplying body bags to the military . . . sadly, as the occupation forces are engaged by Iraqis reluctant to give up their natural resources, the demand for body bags will rise exponentially.
Stay tuned for the next Imperialist adventure of Dubyah Shrub and the U$ oil corporations.
Today the Washington office of the Oz ABC Radio filed a report sourced from the White House announcing that the U$ is going to "liberate" Iraq and occupy the country for about 18 months. The Iraqis will pay for the "pleasure of U$ occupation forces" by surrendering to U$ oil corporations intent on supplying the wasteful U$ market, all rights to their own undeveloped oil reserves.
*****
The U$ will justify their position by claiming that their 10 years of economic sanctions were unsuccessful at obtaining the necessary oil concessions from Saddam Hussein.
The "Holy War Against Islam" should really please the surrounding Arab (Islamic) nations who have already rejected U$ offers to develop their oil reserves. Saudi Arabia, host to a growing number of U$ troops assembling for the imminent U$-Iraq War for control of Undeveloped Oil Reserves, will be terribly impressed as they consider the options for developing thier own pertochemical industry to challenge U$ monopoly supply of about 4,000 high value petroleum derived products.
There is no doubt that the U$ oil corporatoin interests will prevail over any established contracts between the present Iraq government and other non-U$ oil corporations.
One unnamed source claimed that the Iraq Imperialist Incursion was NOT a war because the assault phase was scheduled to last less than 89 days. Similarly, the 18 months occupation was NOT a war because the new Iraqi puppet government would be inviting U$ "Peacekeepers" to "assist" in the smooth transfer of Iraqi oil resources to U$ oil corporations.
Seem to think that this was the strategy for getting America involved in Vietnam for 12 years, with the necessary conscription of American youth.
The best strategy seems to be buying shares in the corporations supplying body bags to the military . . . sadly, as the occupation forces are engaged by Iraqis reluctant to give up their natural resources, the demand for body bags will rise exponentially.
Stay tuned for the next Imperialist adventure of Dubyah Shrub and the U$ oil corporations.