Twatheads Vs Azzhats

So I'm not allowed to say that the OP is dumber than a bucket of dicks and almost as useful? Well, fuck. :(

but aren't a bucket of dicks useful when you got the munchies?


Hey this is Lit, where all cocks are 10" and all men are 6'2"!

well, contrary to your mistaken belief, my cock is not 10 inches, it's 13 3/8ths and 5 mm.

God, I can't take you guys anywhere. :D

Trouble is, ya can't leave'em anywhere either! ;)
 
This is all well and good, MrSkin, and to an extent I agree. We have ALL joined this site, at least originally in some capacity for it's relationship to sex or erotica. For a lot of us, that intent has changed as we have gotten to know people, or maybe even found a circle of like minded "neanderthals, perverts and freaks."

Hello, Ms. Rainshine. I appreciate your comments though I would like to point out that while member's intent for joining this site may change, the site has not changed and remains a venue for freaks and others.

Let's face it genitalia (both genders!) isn't the most attractive thing in the world in spite of the pleasure it provides. If I want to see your penis or vagina, I'll ask. Most of us wouldn't go waving our bits around in our day-to-day lives, why should this place be any different? After all, in your office, home, uni or wherever, you probably sit right next to one of us neanderthals, perverts and freaks and I'd put money on it they haven't waved their dick in your face over your morning coffee.

The locations you described are not sex sites designed to attract perverts...so I don't see how your comments apply. :)
 
So, let me get this straight: you think women shouldn't have a thread for complaining about idiot PMs because they can block them with the ignore function.

Actually I believe I said female Twatheads who join a sex site that features and encourages its members to write stories about incest and sadomasochism make me LOL when they complain about other members sending them vile and nasty PMs.

Their complaints are even more hilarious and disingenuous when they adamantly refuse to use a simple board feature that prevents them from receiving unwanted PMs.

Understand?
 
So which one are you? Neanderthal, pervert or freak?

Let me guess, you're above all that...

Correct!

But you knew that all along...isn't that one of the reason you joined the site....to rub elbows with freaks, ect.?
 
Every now and then I read a new comment that makes me laugh out loud.

Thanks!

it's my skill at being able to interpret nuance in social situations and know just when to inject humour into the aforementoned.

oh, and the fact i'm a genius.
 
Hey little lady :rose:



Silly mod move. Should be in the HT Cafe not here.



No vitriol, only non genitalia expressive PMs!

Ms. Rainshine, you appear to have a sense of fairness and exhibit pleasantness that is largely unique to this site. :)
 
it's my skill at being able to interpret nuance in social situations and know just when to inject humour into the aforementoned.

oh, and the fact i'm a genius.

If you are a genius, which most certainly could be true, I am saddened you have not used your intellect to benefit a more worthwhile cause, rather than sharing it here with freaks and pervs like me.

Then again, if you did not post here I would have missed out on a good laugh, something we could all use from time to time. :)
 
If you are a genius, which most certainly could be true, I am saddened you have not used your intellect to benefit a more worthwhile cause, rather than sharing it here with freaks and pervs like me.

Then again, if you did not post here I would have missed out on a good laugh, something we could all use from time to time. :)

i'm here to submit stories. it's a good locale to experiment with POV and different themes, which helps in producing stuff for the [occasional] paid work i get.

i noticed you used the incest stories as an examplar of the type of thing freaks and weirdos, et al, visit the site for - have you seen the responses, primarily from anon, on Loving Wives? that's where you should be pointing the finger. some of those boys strike me as the type who build underground bunkers deep in the woods and stockpile food, guns and ammunition. the type of chap who plays the banjo and hunts burt reynolds in his spare time

srsly, if you want a good freak show, and a couple of belly laughs - go read up on some of the comments the frothy-mouthed fuckers leave behind. i swear to god it's like a madman's shit fired through a shotgun some of the comments i've had. and not all are complaining about the quality of writing ... some, not all. :D

i'll paraphrase: 'yoo shood tek the motherfuckingpieceofshitwhore an burn her up gud shes nothin but an ol motherfuckinpieceofshitwhore who diservrs everythink she gits', etc.
 
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Did you ever tell the Ex why you wouldn't hook up again?

Well, hello.

If you read and comprehended what I wrote in that discussion you would have understood that long before she invited me for coffee she was aware of my feelings about otherwise healthy people who in order to control their weight should not be nibbling 18/7, thus making them more sexually appealing to a larger audience of potential male and/or female suitors.

May I extend a laurel of love to you for attempting to paint me as shallow dolt?
 
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Wait ... Am I still...


Yes, it certainly LOOKS like the playground.

Huh.

Here I thought the GB was bad.

Guess I'll click my heels together 3 times and see where I end up. :D
 
I love laurels of love. Yes, I understood the previous discussion and there was no attempt at painting, was just interested in if there was an update.
 
i noticed you used the incest stories as an examplar of the type of thing freaks and weirdos, et al, visit the site for - have you seen the responses, primarily from anon, on Loving Wives? that's where you should be pointing the finger.

If Loving Wives is a sex site, well, Caveat Emptor.

If it isn't designed as a haven for perverts, members of the site who complain about inappropriate PMs have a legit beef.

About the finger pointing you mentioned. I have no problem with fans of incest or SM.

I simply enjoy rattling the cage of Twatheads who embrace hypocrisy while ignoring the reality of the situation they voluntarily placed themselves in.
 
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