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Twatheads Vs Azzhats
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geronimo_appleby
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Well I didn't come here for ect...I can get that at work...
Meh...if I'm rubbing elbows, I'm clearly doing it wrong or I missed something in my last freaks and perves class...
you took lessons?
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Flatterer...
i'm still traumatised by the stanley knife.
... or was it the knickers?
*rummage*
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you took lessons?
This level of talent doesn't come naturally you know...except for LM...
Aquagal: Not wanting to ignore your original intent, I get it.
Frankly, I am sure most intelligent people, including the Twatheads, comprehend my point.
They just don't have the courage to admit they aren't genuinely offended by messages from asshats.
Aquagal: This reminds me of this chick that had a picture thread. Brat something or other. She'd whine about all the mouth breather, filthy PMs she got. As if posing nude with her donkey didn't invite some eye rolling. Not to mention she was 15 in the pic, and was later banned. I think it brought out some pedo's. Yet, her fans were aghast!
Good analogy.
Though have you seen images of Traci Lords when she was fifteen and starring in adult films?
I think peds would consider her a grandma @ 15.
Frankly, I am sure most intelligent people, including the Twatheads, comprehend my point.
They just don't have the courage to admit they aren't genuinely offended by messages from asshats.
Aquagal: This reminds me of this chick that had a picture thread. Brat something or other. She'd whine about all the mouth breather, filthy PMs she got. As if posing nude with her donkey didn't invite some eye rolling. Not to mention she was 15 in the pic, and was later banned. I think it brought out some pedo's. Yet, her fans were aghast!
Good analogy.
Though have you seen images of Traci Lords when she was fifteen and starring in adult films?
I think peds would consider her a grandma @ 15.
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This level of talent doesn't come naturally you know...except for LM...
the mucky bitch!
Ahh, so it is past both our bed times?
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you're kidding. it's almost time for the pub to open.
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Aquagal: Not wanting to ignore your original intent, I get it.
Frankly, I am sure most intelligent people, including the Twatheads, comprehend my point.
They just don't have the courage to admit they aren't genuinely offended by messages from asshats.
Aquagal: This reminds me of this chick that had a picture thread. Brat something or other. She'd whine about all the mouth breather, filthy PMs she got. As if posing nude with her donkey didn't invite some eye rolling. Not to mention she was 15 in the pic, and was later banned. I think it brought out some pedo's. Yet, her fans were aghast!
Good analogy.
Though have you seen images of Traci Lords when she was fifteen and starring in adult films?
I think peds would consider her a grandma @ 15.
I just looked her up. She still looks good, albeit a little worn. Rightfully so!
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labia like john wayne's saddle-bags?
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When you consider Mr. Appleby most likely had to incorporate 'clean-up' time into his alone time, I must agree.
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Beef curtains!
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the love sock is my friend.
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uhm, no, just beer.
that's them!
Beer/toast
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Smart as a whip too.
Traci blew the whistle on her professionally produced underage porn and had it taken of the market, while at the same time financing her own production company, cornering the market on her future brand at the tender age of eighteen. Good for her!
Plus according to her male and female peers she wasn't a substance abuser and always showed up on time ready and prepared to do her job.
Though like many women, Traci was not very good at selecting mates.
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Mr Skin. I have an azzhat girlfriend, the Choker. So I invite Choker to Mexico with me. She's very young, hot, sexy and big tittied. So Choker trollops around the resort in her little bikini with her big fake DD's and then she'd complain to me about old guys leering at her. According to her, only young, tight, hotties were allowed to whistle and look or get her dreaded dirty look. I told her it doesn't work that way.
Btw...anyone over 30, was old.
Btw...anyone over 30, was old.
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that wasn't in playa del carmen last june, was it?
I discontinued using the sock many years ago when mom started putting Dr. Scholl's foot powder in my shoes and sneakers.
I can take a hint!
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maybe she wanted you to visit her instead?
