'Twas the night before Lit-mas...

alyxen

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T’was the night before Lit-mas and all through the boards,
Not a creature was stirring, not even Doormouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care.
Don’t look at me, I didn’t put them there!

The Lit-sters were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of dildos danced in their heads;
And ‘Dita in her ‘kerchief and Og in his cap,
Had just settled down for a roll in the sac.

When up on the boards there arose such a clatter,
I mashed the refresh to see what was the matter.
Away to Windows XP I flew using flash,
Closing the pop-ups offering sex and free cash.

The moon on the breasts of Matriarch’s AV
Gave the lust of mid-day to all that could see.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny slave girls!

With a sweet young driver, so graceful and sexy,
I knew in a moment it must be Charlie!
More rapid than virgins her coursers they came (and came again!)
And she whipped, and sucked, and called them by name.

Now Tatelou, now Rebel, now A/J, and Colly!
On SIMA, on ‘Flicka, on Vella, and Lucky!
At the top of the stairs, up against the wall!
Everyone, anyone, any time at all!

She sprang to her sleigh, to her team she called loose,
And away they all flew like the down of a goose.
But I heard her exclaim, ere she dove out of sight,
Happy Lit-mas to all, and to all a good night!






Merry Xmas lit-sters. Enjoy time with family and friends. If you get lonely, just check in here, and I'm sure one of the kind generous folks here will be there to help cheer you up. (or at least one of the many beautiful AV's)

:rose:
 
Merry Christmas, Alyxen! :rose:

That was brilliant! :D

Take good care of yourself over the holidays, ok?

Lou :kiss:
 
Tatelou said:
Merry Christmas, Alyxen! :rose:

That was brilliant! :D

Take good care of yourself over the holidays, ok?

Lou :kiss:

Is eating excessively and trying to avoid human contact 'good care'?

If so, I'm on it. :)
 
alyxen said:
T’was the night before Lit-mas and all through the boards,
Not a creature was stirring, not even Doormouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care.
Don’t look at me, I didn’t put them there!

The Lit-sters were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of dildos danced in their heads;
And ‘Dita in her ‘kerchief and Og in his cap,
Had just settled down for a roll in the sac.

When up on the boards there arose such a clatter,
I mashed the refresh to see what was the matter.
Away to Windows XP I flew using flash,
Closing the pop-ups offering sex and free cash.

The moon on the breasts of Matriarch’s AV
Gave the lust of mid-day to all that could see.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny slave girls!

With a sweet young driver, so graceful and sexy,
I knew in a moment it must be Charlie!
More rapid than virgins her coursers they came (and came again!)
And she whipped, and sucked, and called them by name.

Now Tatelou, now Rebel, now A/J, and Colly!
On SIMA, on ‘Flicka, on Vella, and Lucky!
At the top of the stairs, up against the wall!
Everyone, anyone, any time at all!

She sprang to her sleigh, to her team she called loose,
And away they all flew like the down of a goose.
But I heard her exclaim, ere she dove out of sight,
Happy Lit-mas to all, and to all a good night!






Merry Xmas lit-sters. Enjoy time with family and friends. If you get lonely, just check in here, and I'm sure one of the kind generous folks here will be there to help cheer you up. (or at least one of the many beautiful AV's)

:rose:

Excellent! I was trying to do a parody of this exact same thing a few days ago, but just got stuck! Most funny!
 
alyxen said:
Is eating excessively and trying to avoid human contact 'good care'?

If so, I'm on it. :)

Yep, that can work! :)

Just make sure you work hard on those weights in the New Year. ;)
 
Tatelou said:
Yep, that can work! :)

Just make sure you work hard on those weights in the New Year. ;)

No problem. I'm sure I'll gain plenty of weight..

And Evil, I got stuck too. I forgot how damn long the Night before Xmas was. So I cheated and just shortened it. :)
 
she_is_my_addiction said:
I'm a slave girl.

:) Awesome.

Merry Xmas everyone

(sorry not so chipper)

Hey, a guy can dream, can't he?

:rose:
 
Hope you and yours have a great one :)

Get ready for opening boxes, paper strewn all over the house, the Christmas tree to almost get knocked and fallen tree decorations to be crushed into the carpet. Not to mention the lack of sleep.

Ahh, the joys lol

Merry Christmas.


EDIT: ahh shit, was getting nagged to open a box, forgot to mention the poem.

You rock!!! Loved it :)
 
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Hi Litsters!!

Just popped in to wish everyone who's here a very merry Christmas...hope you all get what you wanted, or at the very least, what you need.

...hey, sounds like a Rolling Stones song!!

Enjoy the holidays...see you after!! :) Woody :)
 
Merry Christmas Alyx.......I think you deserve a major award for that....watch for boxes marked FRAGILE.
 
Great poem, I laughed out loud!

I'm avoiding human contact myself - by choice. *going back into hermit cave now*
watch for boxes marked FRAGILE

Isn't that Italian? ;)
 
*snicker*
too funny sweetie.. thank you for the giggle
*hugs*
v~
the sloshed.
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Merry Christmas Alyx.......I think you deserve a major award for that....watch for boxes marked FRAGILE.

That's a gift the goose got for herself....(I hope) :D
 
Colleen Thomas said:
Merry Christmas hun, Brilliant poem :)

*HUGS*

Awww shucks..Thanks for the kind words. Hope it brought a smile to those not looking forward to this time of year.
 
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