TV talk show people we would love to see gone and how we would eliminate them
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thief.
get your own material.
get your own material.
Play nice PC, or I'll send you to bed before you get to see the pics of me getting eaten out!
Siren, I would Destroy that talk show hostess that has blond hair, and has miserable bands and topics, and cheesy crap, with a truckload of cyinide lace tuna salad sandwiches.
Siren, I would Destroy that talk show hostess that has blond hair, and has miserable bands and topics, and cheesy crap, with a truckload of cyinide lace tuna salad sandwiches.
RisiaSkye
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Craig Kilborn--make him masturbate without lube until his dick bled him out.
Kathie Lee Gifford--leave her alone with Frank for 6 hours, without the kids
Rush Limbaugh--lock him in an airtight room until the windbag consumed all the oxygen and asphyxiated
Dr. Laura--4 hours at a gay parade, inducing a stroke
Kathie Lee Gifford--leave her alone with Frank for 6 hours, without the kids
Rush Limbaugh--lock him in an airtight room until the windbag consumed all the oxygen and asphyxiated
Dr. Laura--4 hours at a gay parade, inducing a stroke
nasty
yeah, baby, yeah
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Who I would kill
OPRAH! NO DOUBT!!!!! I don't mind getting in touch with your emotions, BUT MY GOD!!!!!!! She is SO SAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WAY I would kill Jerry, he's AWESOME!!!!!!! I would also get rid of Rosie. Can anyone say Jar Jar? Sorry, Rosie, too cutesy. Sure, it's good for the kids, but that's why we have Barney, telletubbies, Pokemon...
OPRAH! NO DOUBT!!!!! I don't mind getting in touch with your emotions, BUT MY GOD!!!!!!! She is SO SAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WAY I would kill Jerry, he's AWESOME!!!!!!! I would also get rid of Rosie. Can anyone say Jar Jar? Sorry, Rosie, too cutesy. Sure, it's good for the kids, but that's why we have Barney, telletubbies, Pokemon...
Andra_Jenny
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I want them all to stay. They did not get successful by representing no segment of the population. These personalities have value, economic and political, to someone. In fact a lot of someone's.
I also think the premise, get rid of [eliminating them], is not a euphanism (sp?) for kill them.
Advocating that goes a bit beyond free speech, in my bizaare world view, and into the area of criminality, but again, I am no lawyer (crossing myself). Just seems common sense.
I also think the premise, get rid of [eliminating them], is not a euphanism (sp?) for kill them.
Advocating that goes a bit beyond free speech, in my bizaare world view, and into the area of criminality, but again, I am no lawyer (crossing myself). Just seems common sense.
Kymberley
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How about this.
The Jerry Springer show with the following guests:
Rosie sits on stage with her hand bandaged and waiting for the show to begin. She is waiting to tell Oprah that she has been paying the Neilsons to list her show as number one and for those who could not be bribed, she had cable installers rig their Neilson boxes to only pick up video feed of her and her "lifemate" licking each other.
Rikki Lake brings Jenny Jones on to tell her that her boob job was secretly financed by Oprah and the docs were paid to use cement inside them.
Jenny Jones is secretly there to tell Rikki Lake that she is having an affair with her hubby and they are having a three some with Queen Latifah.
Oprah shows up to confront Jerry Springer about making passes at Steadman while she was off at one of her fat farms.
Steadman is there to tell "O" that he is not only doing Jerry but also doing Queenie too.
Oprah snaps back "oh yeah, you think I need you? Why do you think I have so many dogs? Ain't for just walking you know!" Then shows a private home video of her and the mutts having an afternoon romp in the back yard.
In the middle of it all, Dr. Laura comes out to begin passing around copies of all her books and trying to help them all get control of their lives and be responsible for their own actions.
Rush sneaks in with video camera, then rushes it back to the EIB network to have the video cropped and dubbed and puts all the participants in the show in the middle of one big orgy.
They all invade his next speaking engagement where he is showing the video and rush the stage to stop him.
Jesse Jackson shows up with the NAACP to protest them using the black participants in a way that will disenfranchise them all for the rest of their lives to their right to live in society without shame.
A loud explosion rocks the place as Timothy McVeigh's unknown and forever hidden accomplisses speed away from the scene.
The evening news with Peter Jennings tells the story of "The Death of Daytime Deviance". Then follows up with a letter written by McVeigh before his death telling the world how they all needed to die for the horrible shows they subjected the US citizens to for so many years. Allowed of course by the corrupt federal government that makes up the FCC.
Then the screen goes black with static as the satelite broadcasting is taken over by a new talk show host.
Laurel and Manu sitting on their couches reading exerpts from various Literotica Authors. Then take questions from the audience on whether that story was hot enough to make them want to masturbate afterwards.
The Jerry Springer show with the following guests:
Rosie sits on stage with her hand bandaged and waiting for the show to begin. She is waiting to tell Oprah that she has been paying the Neilsons to list her show as number one and for those who could not be bribed, she had cable installers rig their Neilson boxes to only pick up video feed of her and her "lifemate" licking each other.
Rikki Lake brings Jenny Jones on to tell her that her boob job was secretly financed by Oprah and the docs were paid to use cement inside them.
Jenny Jones is secretly there to tell Rikki Lake that she is having an affair with her hubby and they are having a three some with Queen Latifah.
Oprah shows up to confront Jerry Springer about making passes at Steadman while she was off at one of her fat farms.
Steadman is there to tell "O" that he is not only doing Jerry but also doing Queenie too.
Oprah snaps back "oh yeah, you think I need you? Why do you think I have so many dogs? Ain't for just walking you know!" Then shows a private home video of her and the mutts having an afternoon romp in the back yard.
In the middle of it all, Dr. Laura comes out to begin passing around copies of all her books and trying to help them all get control of their lives and be responsible for their own actions.
Rush sneaks in with video camera, then rushes it back to the EIB network to have the video cropped and dubbed and puts all the participants in the show in the middle of one big orgy.
They all invade his next speaking engagement where he is showing the video and rush the stage to stop him.
Jesse Jackson shows up with the NAACP to protest them using the black participants in a way that will disenfranchise them all for the rest of their lives to their right to live in society without shame.
A loud explosion rocks the place as Timothy McVeigh's unknown and forever hidden accomplisses speed away from the scene.
The evening news with Peter Jennings tells the story of "The Death of Daytime Deviance". Then follows up with a letter written by McVeigh before his death telling the world how they all needed to die for the horrible shows they subjected the US citizens to for so many years. Allowed of course by the corrupt federal government that makes up the FCC.
Then the screen goes black with static as the satelite broadcasting is taken over by a new talk show host.
Laurel and Manu sitting on their couches reading exerpts from various Literotica Authors. Then take questions from the audience on whether that story was hot enough to make them want to masturbate afterwards.
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My fault
I didn't read the post more careful. It does say eliminate. I was a bit harsh, I REALLY don't want to kill anyone. Didn't mean that. I just don't want to see them on TV. But I don't have to watch them, THANKFULLY! That is, unless I'm over at my Mom's at 4, because she will have Oprah on. URG!
I didn't read the post more careful. It does say eliminate. I was a bit harsh, I REALLY don't want to kill anyone. Didn't mean that. I just don't want to see them on TV. But I don't have to watch them, THANKFULLY! That is, unless I'm over at my Mom's at 4, because she will have Oprah on. URG!
Andra_Jenny
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you done good
Andra_Jenny
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nasty, did not mean to personalize it. Just have a hair up my ass about how we sometimes go about things and each other on the board.
Kevin Meaney was on the Chris Baker Show (talk radio) in Kansas City during the elections. The host, a friend mind you, prompted KM into sharing his personal views. Rather forgetting where he was he basically stated that only an Idiot would not vote for Gore. First call. Death threat. Meaney freaks out. The station calls 911. The host is just fried at what he's done to his friend, even pimping an impending evening's gig at Stanford's.
After Kevin left, the caller, in a panic, not wanting the police after him called in very apologetic. Baker went back home to Texas shortly thereafter. Now Jimmy Walker was on one show, and is very pointed, funny, and on target when it comes to politics and politicians.
Hey, have a great day!
Kevin Meaney was on the Chris Baker Show (talk radio) in Kansas City during the elections. The host, a friend mind you, prompted KM into sharing his personal views. Rather forgetting where he was he basically stated that only an Idiot would not vote for Gore. First call. Death threat. Meaney freaks out. The station calls 911. The host is just fried at what he's done to his friend, even pimping an impending evening's gig at Stanford's.
After Kevin left, the caller, in a panic, not wanting the police after him called in very apologetic. Baker went back home to Texas shortly thereafter. Now Jimmy Walker was on one show, and is very pointed, funny, and on target when it comes to politics and politicians.
Hey, have a great day!
Mr. Bootie
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Kymberley
How do you REALLY feel about the talk show people? (LMAO)
You put some heavy thought in your response. What time and what station is that on? I'll have to tune in? (LOL)
kgboot
How do you REALLY feel about the talk show people? (LMAO)
You put some heavy thought in your response. What time and what station is that on? I'll have to tune in? (LOL)
kgboot
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opray
drown her in all the tears from her sappy shows - oh wait fat floats - first tie a few pounds of cement blocks to her ankles then drown her in her fan's tears - give em something to REALLY cry about!
drown her in all the tears from her sappy shows - oh wait fat floats - first tie a few pounds of cement blocks to her ankles then drown her in her fan's tears - give em something to REALLY cry about!
RisiaSkye
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It doesn't actually go past free speech. No one is threatening to do it. It's a joke.Andra_Jenny said:
Just like I don't actually think that all of you out there reading incest and rape stories are actually committing those acts, or even advocating them. Language and expression are an escape hatch and an entertainment device as much as anything else. And this thread was clearly in jest, don't you think?
There's a big difference between what you say for effect or in jest, and what you do
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Jane Pauley, the chick who did the all star game pre game show (damn she was awful!) Stone Phillips, and every talk show host...
they get Wile E Coyote's anvil on their heads
they get Wile E Coyote's anvil on their heads
