tv show home improvement

[teacup]

how about some stories involving jill taylor(patricia richardson) from the show she`s still hot,preferably in some group situations

 

[A7inchPhildo]

Hey Tea bag,

Wow what a creative and original idea. How did you ever come up with such a novel thought? I hope you have some more input to share with the group it is always nice to see original first time posts.

Thanks for the eye opening thought. I will treasure it "Trust me"!




Phildo

 

[NASCARaddicted]

how about some stories involving jill taylor(patricia richardson) from the show she`s still hot,preferably in some group situations

So just to get that straight: You want a story based on the Home Improvement characters ? Or do you want a celebrity story about Patricia Richardson ?

Personally, I think a story about Home Improvement could be interesting.

All the time, you see how Tim Taylor fails at work. So maybe it's the same thing in bed, with his wife Jill. So out of frustration, Jill has sex with some other guys like Tims co-host Al Borland. Or the neighbor Wilson. And as far as I know, at the end of the show, all 3 sons are above 18 .... so there would be 5 guys that could fill Jills cunt (and other holes)

 

[Akito01]

Wouldn't her character from Strong Medicine make for a potentially more interesting story. After all, she is a doctor, and divorced on that show. Much more potential for erotic situations, it seems to me.

 

[RisiaSkye]

Hey Tea bag,

Wow what a creative and original idea. How did you ever come up with such a novel thought? I hope you have some more input to share with the group it is always nice to see original first time posts.

Thanks for the eye opening thought. I will treasure it "Trust me"!




Phildo

Hey there, Phildo. Play nice with the newbies, now. Or I shall be forced to spank you. Or not spank you, whichever.

RS
Forum Moderator

 

[A7inchPhildo]

Hey there, Phildo. Play nice with the newbies, now. Or I shall be forced to spank you. Or not spank you, whichever.

RS
Forum Moderator

Yes! dear,
You do not need to spank me just blow me a kiss and I will behave for the pretty lady. (and then, I will do my own spanking "Bad monkey, Bad monkey!" )

I know what you are saying.


Dear teacup,

(Head hung low) Sorry,

Your idea is a good one. I will admit of thinking, "Patricia Richardson" is quite the doable woman. The show "Home improvement" does set up for some really good stories.

However it is not the first time the idea has been suggested. Unfortuneately the desire to write such a story seems to fall short of most of the authors. Wait just kidding! Here are two stories already posted (links below).

Maybe after you read them you might want to request a certain different twist. The show certainly has potential as most shows do for several ideas. Refine the thoughts you were thinking and then repost with a little bit more definition in your request.

You might also consider sending one of the two authors below a PM first telling them how much you liked the story and second "BEG" for another. This is normally a more productive rout.

Well Hidey Ho There, Jill Ch. 1
by Samsonite ©
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=59965

Home Improvement
by drcd ©
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=12290

Phildo

 

[RisiaSkye]

Yes! dear,
You do not need to spank me just blow me a kiss and I will behave for the pretty lady.

And thank you for showing such good grace about it.

RS

 

[coleman]

Hi, i have already asked "Samsonite" to wright part 2 to his story but it seems he is no longer writting. So if someone else is willing to give it a go, please do because i think "Jill" getting with "Wilson" is the best plot.

So is there anyone out there willing to have a stab.

 

[patricia51]

I don't even know if this is acceptable here, because she doesn't post at Lit....but Ann_Douglas at asstr.org has an incredibly sexy story about Jill Taylor and Heidi. Yummy

 

[JRaven]

Hubby likes her!

My husband Jim always made a point to watch the show. He said it was because it was funny. But, a guy doesn't get a hard on because of a joke!

I'll have to point him to the stories written so far.

Jenny

 

[drkgod]

How about a story with Jill being seduced by her oldest son's black friend, who gets invited to the house after soccer? Then it can evolve into a group situation with black studs.

 

[sirhugs]

How about a story with Jill being seduced by her oldest son's black friend, who gets invited to the house after soccer? Then it can evolve into a group situation with black studs.

why not Samoan surfers or Sumo wrestlers?

oops, sorry- you're a newbie, I should be nicer. I just get tired of the fascination with " black studs", as with other cliches. Yet my own stories are cliche ridden, so I should talk

 

[drkgod]

I think you should look at it from Jill's point of view. She is the conservative "soccer mom" type on the show. What is sexier then her letting go and getting some satisfaction from something so scandalous. And, believe it or not, to women who would be her age and from the Mid-West, that would be a hot a realm to go.

 

[sirhugs]

I think you should look at it from Jill's point of view. She is the conservative "soccer mom" type on the show. What is sexier then her letting go and getting some satisfaction from something so scandalous. And, believe it or not, to women who would be her age and from the Mid-West, that would be a hot a realm to go.

the "lez with Heidi" plot, equally cliche, is just as taboo in Midle America, and more appealing to me

 

[sirhugs]

sadly, the actor who played " Wilson", earl Hindman, died. In the " silver lining " dept, that could be an excuse for a " cast reunion at the memorial service" story.

 

[NASCARaddicted]

sadly, the actor who played " Wilson", earl Hindman, died. In the " silver lining " dept, that could be an excuse for a " cast reunion at the memorial service" story.

wait a second .... you said Earl Hindman died ? I just looked at imdb.com (the movie database) and there, his death is not mentioned. Also I searched for him on google, but there are no news about his death.

Did it just happened a few days ago ? Or where have you heard about his death ?

 

[JRaven]

Shit! That's me!

I think you should look at it from Jill's point of view. She is the conservative "soccer mom" type on the show. What is sexier then her letting go and getting some satisfaction from something so scandalous. And, believe it or not, to women who would be her age and from the Mid-West, that would be a hot a realm to go.

I'm in Missouri. About as mid-west as it gets. About 5 years ago, my husband took the three kids to his parents' on the east coast. I went to a bar with the intention of getting picked up. To make a long story short, those two guys were great! It was the start of my being more open about sex and actually having more variety in it.

So what you said is not only believable, but fact.

Jenny

 

[bigblueboy]

Re: Hubby likes her!

...But, a guy doesn't get a hard on because of a joke!

As a guy who remembers the Mrs Claus outfit Jill wore on that show, I can safely say your hubby isn't the only one who sprouted wood for her.

 

[sirhugs]

Re: Re: Hubby likes her!

As a guy who remembers the Mrs Claus outfit Jill wore on that show, I can safely say your hubby isn't the only one who sprouted wood for her.

this shows the potential for word play in a story

 

[NASCARaddicted]

Re: Re: Hubby likes her!

As a guy who remembers the Mrs Claus outfit Jill wore on that show, I can safely say your hubby isn't the only one who sprouted wood for her.

Oh yeah, I remeber the Mrs Claus outfit, too ...... this outfit was like pure Viagra ....

 

[patricia51]

Well I'm not equiped to sprout a woody....but the Santa Claus outfit did cause a reasonable amount of heavy breathing in me and a desire to be a female elf with her.

 

[boxer04]

How about an episode of Home Improvement in which Jill and Tim risk being caught making love in the living room late at night - and one of the boys walks in on them - or -

an episode in which Jill is forced to undress as the boys and Tim are forced to watch.

 

[NASCARaddicted]

How about an episode of Home Improvement in which Jill and Tim risk being caught making love in the living room late at night - and one of the boys walks in on them - or -

an episode in which Jill is forced to undress as the boys and Tim are forced to watch.

2 alternatives to that:

maybe Tim created a new, strange machine: a dressing machine. Jill has to stand in a booth, and the machine takes the old clothes of and puts her some new ones on. However, taking the old clothes of works fine. But then, when Jill is totally nude, the machine malfunctions and starts to smoke .... so she has to get out of the booth, totally naked ... in front of Tim and the boys.

Another idea could be: a fucking machine. There is a website, where girls have sex with special machines. Maybe Tim wans to do her a favour for her birthday - so he builds this fucking machine for her. When she unwrapps it, she is surprised - and she is even more surprised when Tim and the boys tell her that she should use it to see if everything works. Reluctantly, Jill gets naked and gets on the machine. But then she really likes it .... and so do the guys. They get horny. When Jill cums, they stop the machine ..... and then, they fuck her, until she is sore .... happy Birthday.

Edited:
a 3rd idea: Tim has so many tools. One day, while she searches something in the garage, Jill comes across one strange tool. It could be a drilling machine, or a grinding machine ... When she puts the machine aside, she accidentally pushes the start button, and the machine starts running. Jill notices that the machine vibrates and shakes pretty strong .... and that the handle is pretty big ... bigger then Tims penis, but not too big for her pussy.
She pushes the handle in her pussy and starts the machine again. And then, slowly she puts the machine to the maximum speed, until she cums really hard ....

However, she didn't noticed, that she is watched by her family ....

 

[JRaven]

2 alternatives to that:
Edited:
a 3rd idea: Tim has so many tools. One day, while she searches something in the garage, Jill comes across one strange tool. It could be a drilling machine, or a grinding machine ... When she puts the machine aside, she accidentally pushes the start button, and the machine starts running. Jill notices that the machine vibrates and shakes pretty strong .... and that the handle is pretty big ... bigger then Tims penis, but not too big for her pussy.
She pushes the handle in her pussy and starts the machine again. And then, slowly she puts the machine to the maximum speed, until she cums really hard ....

However, she didn't noticed, that she is watched by her family ....

Cordless screwdriver with a bent screwdriver blade. Being bent and off center makes it vibrate pretty good. Not that I have experience in that...

Tim and the boys are under the car working but their legs are sticking out the other side. One son scoots up to see what Mom is up to and sees up her skirt. He nudges the other son and he looks. Then he nudges Tim and Tim is the last one to find out what Jill is doing.

 

[NASCARaddicted]

Cordless screwdriver with a bent screwdriver blade. Being bent and off center makes it vibrate pretty good. Not that I have experience in that...

Tim and the boys are under the car working but their legs are sticking out the other side. One son scoots up to see what Mom is up to and sees up her skirt. He nudges the other son and he looks. Then he nudges Tim and Tim is the last one to find out what Jill is doing.

This one with the guys working under the car sounds really great. I guess Jill always wanted to something with her boys. So when they work under the car, she takes her pants off and wears a short skirt. She stands so, that one of the sons can look right under the skirt on her naked, shaved pussy .... the son realizes that Jill wants sex, so they both leave for the bedroom .....

Some time later, Jill comes back to get the next son ....