Turning Posters into Verbs

[zipman]

So there are always posters whose behavior becomes the style for their posts to the point where you always know what their thread/post is going to be before you even read it.

Here are a few that I came up with. Feel free to add your own.

Vettemaning:
Posting an article from a dubious source and then when it is proven to be false, distancing yourself from it by claiming you just posted the article and you don't necessarily believe it.

Blobbing:
Posting incessantly to every thread regardless of the topic.

Seaning:
Posting drunk. Posts will often be angy in nature. Also called Ishmaeling.

Flirtybutnice-ing:
Posting pictures of someone else and pretending they are of you.

 

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[bronzeage]

Nothing compares to getting bronzed.

 

[phrodeau]

Then there's Zipman the two dimensional clown who's always losing face:

That's a dubious image source.

 

[unregistered]

 

[KylesAlts]

Zipmanning - 1. - Attempting, but failing, to ride the coat-tails of all the haters on a forum where he is as insignificant as a mole on a whale's ass.

2. - Repeating what others say in an attempt to look as cool as said repeater thinks the original is.

3. - See FAIL​

 

[XdOu™]

i didn't make your list? aaww chucks!

lol

 

[Lancecastor]

Dolfing -
similar to Rolfing, except with nipple play and an offer of analization.

 

[XdOu™]

Dolfing -
similar to Rolfing, except with nipple play and an offer of analization.

..lol

 

[Lancecastor]

Disgustipation
a feeling of constipation one gets after Luking at his dick.

 

[Lancecastor]

Pinking
spending most of your welfare cheque on drinking.

 

[XdOu™]

Pinking
spending most of your welfare cheque on drinking.

i know a few people like that. hahah

 

[Lancecastor]

Busybodying
similar to speaking in tongues, but substituting religion for racism.

 

[Lancecastor]

Islandmanning
the act of insulting someone while wearing an Armani suit and using words the insultee cannot comprehend.

 

[Lancecastor]

Peregrinning
the seduction of younger women with stories of outdoor adventure

 

[Lancecastor]

Lancastration
using a poster's own words to cut them off at the...knees

 

[XdOu™]

Lancastration
using a poster's own words to cut them off at the...knees

hahah

 

[Lancecastor]

Ishmaeling
questions that can't be answered without first admitting the poser's superiority

 

[Lancecastor]

JustPetting
cyber foreplay

 

[Lancecastor]

Karen Krafting
man on man cybersex using fake photos and a corvette

 

[Lancecastor]

Milesexing
when a married man seeks to stick his wick in anything with a pulse

 

[Lancecastor]

KillSwitching
mowing the lawn in heels

 

[miles]

Lancecastoring - being a total jerkoff after running out of meds then posting 12 times in 15 minutes in the same thread.

 

[cjh]

Lancecastoring - being a total jerkoff after running out of meds then posting 13 times in 15 minutes in the same thread.

I wonder how many threads he can start with "Obama" in the title over the next four years?

 

[CHNOPS]

KillSwitching
mowing the lawn in heels

It's only for the aeration.