Turn-ons

[parodyluvr75]

Generally as well as sexually. Get it off your chest.


Big beaks
Big talons
Colorful plumage
Puffy chest
Beady eyes

 

[lovetoread]

1. Be an alpha asshole.
2. Tell me I'm pretty
3. Buy me games for the Xbox.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

merit badges

skilled organists

talented prose writers

Autumn in Savannah

 

[Fata Morgana]

People who hate kindles.

 

[kbate]

People who hate kindles.

People who post opposite turn-offs and turn ons in parody threads.

 

[Fata Morgana]

People who post opposite turn-offs and turn ons in parody threads.

Horrible bitch.

 

[kbate]

snarky bitches

 

[tactful]

Women that physically fight, as oppose to just pretending.

 

[Hosebloke]

First eye contact

 

[Tryharder62]

A male voice whispering naughty things in my ear.

 

[MatthewVett]

I'm turned on by turn-offs.

 

[AuntNelda]

Fresh produce.

 

[butters]

a twinkle in their eyes, some smarts, broad shoulders, kindness to kids, old people and animals. oh, and being really good at something. taller than me helps, too, though there are short, sexy men. a man who can dance! confidence and smelling good.

throats, necks, backs, long thighs, strong hands . . . someone not given to panicking or bitching; and whiners are the opposite of sexy.

 

[parodyluvr75]

^^^nods

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'm turned on by turn-offs.

I'm turned off by extremely attractive men.

 

[lovetoread]

I'm turned off by extremely attractive men.

Then I should be shoo in with ya.

 

[AuntNelda]

Dad, thanks for letting me live with you for a while, but I'm bored.

Let's do something together that would be a lot of fun.

I'm into bondage and other kinky stuff like that.

How about you going to the hardware store and purchasing some rope?

 

[AuntNelda]

Dad, you have been driving for a long time and it will be dark soon.

Why don't you let Mom drive and sit in the backseat with me?

I guarantee that you will have a good time.

I'm eighteen now, so there is nothing to worry about.

Come on and get in.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Then I should be shoo in with ya.

You don't make a very good looking man, it's true.

 

[McKenna]

I'm turned off by extremely attractive men.

It's not so much the looks for me as it is the attitude that usually comes with them. YaknowwhatImean? A handsome dude with zero attitude? HUGE turn on.

Other turn ons:

• A deep, rich laugh.
• When he takes off his belt with intent. (Found this one out by accident, but HOLY FUCKING HANNAH! Hawt.)
• A man with more between his ears than between his legs.
• Tall men. (Sue me, I have a preference.)
• Accents.
• Expressive eyes.
• Large hands.
• Someone who likes being outdoors as much as I do.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I like quirky, slutty, emotional, smart roosters that know how to use their beaks and talons. Know what I mean.

 

[AuntNelda]

Two girls kissing.

 

[AuntNelda]

Mother and daughter kissing.

Mom, I am a lesbian and think you are sexy and beautiful. Can I kiss you?

 

[Aquagal]

Someone who can fix stuff. Not only get handy with me but that is handy around the house.

Hair. If you're sportin' a combover, shave it off.

Hips. That curved line in the hips that I want to trace with my tongue.

Confident expression. Someone not afraid to look me in the eye and tell me what he's going to do to me. Or ask of me.

Let me watch him grow from soft to hard because of something I did.

Must love outdoors.

 

[AuntNelda]

Watching your wife have sex with other men.

Husband says, "Honey, when I said that I would like to see you have sex with other men, I didn't mean your brother."