Turn offs

[AuntNelda]

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The Catholic Church

 

[islandman]

You can be added to my list.

Real turn offs:

Noisy eaters
Double negatives
Smoking
Whiny men
Those people who believe they're experts in everything

fyp...

 

[bluemuse]

I think I see one more thing being added to the list.

 

[warrior queen]

Body odour/bad hygeine.
Back hair.
Bad drunks.

That pretty much covers it.

 

[Adre]

Complainers
Explainers
Knowitalls
Superpatriots
Braggarts

 

[IndieSnob]

People that know how to diagnose cancer without a biopsy.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

adult cartoons

people who don't clean up after themselves

groin/buttox uncleanliness

Oh yeah; clean naughty bits are essential.

 

[AuntNelda]

Body odour/bad hygeine.
Back hair.
Bad drunks.

That pretty much covers it.

Your ass in my face is a real turn off.

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Why do you keep taunting me?

 

[warrior queen]

People that know how to diagnose cancer without a biopsy.

Fuck you.
Thank your lucky stars neither you, nor anyone you love, is going thro this.

Unless of course..... you prefer to be a smartass, thinking your comments make you look all witty and shit.....

 

[CHNOPS]

Fuck you.
Thank your lucky stars neither you, nor anyone you love, is going thro this.

Unless of course..... you prefer to be a smartass, thinking your comments make you look all witty and shit.....

What did the biopsy say?

 

[warrior queen]

What did the biopsy say?

He has nodular sclerosis type l.

 

[blackleggings]

fyp...

Those people, like islandman, who believe they're experts in everything?

I know you are though, so it doesn't count.

 

[ivantheterrible]

fat chix
someone who is always picking their nose.
farts at the table
blows their nose at the table
unshaved pussy
chix that walk like dudes
dresses like she always fell out of a thrift store grab bag
mouthy chix who blame men for all their problems when they obviously always make bad choices

 

[Aquagal]

Pretentious pricks

Noisy eaters, when they have their mouth so full and they start breathing hard through their nose. Sounds like pigs at the trough.

Mean drunks

Whiskey dicks

 

[maverick51]

turnoffs are: poor hygiene, bad breath, sloppy dress, bigoted know it all attitude.

trun ons: a woman that dresses to accentuate her attributes, good smile, pretty blue or hazel eyes and well spoken.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

bad breath, teeth an smile.

 

[ivantheterrible]

Noisy eaters, when they have their mouth so full and they start breathing hard through their nose. Sounds like pigs at the trough.

the smacking lips things is really annoying.

 

[blackleggings]

the smacking lips things is really annoying.

It really grosses me out. That and hearing people eat cereal.

 

[HAL_9000]

Talking.

Just quit yer yapping and get slurping.

 

[maverick51]

the smacking lips things is really annoying.

concur on this; its a real turn off as well as talking with a mouth full of food...ugh

 

[islandman]

Women who kill my boner before I can even have one.

Whiskey dicks

That one happened once.

And it was damned good whiskey!

 

[Disgustipated]

fat chix
someone who is always picking their nose.
farts at the table
blows their nose at the table
unshaved pussy
chix that walk like dudes
dresses like she always fell out of a thrift store grab bag
mouthy chix who blame men for all their problems when they obviously always make bad choices

No female hatred here. Nope.

Women who kill my boner before I can even have one.





That one happened once.

And it was damned good whiskey!

My ex in the afrer a long day of drinking, in the middle of sex asked why I don't get whiskey dick. I said because I drink beer and vodka.

 

[McKenna]

Dudes who drive with their dicks. (Srsly, your vehicle is not an extension of your penis. )

Distracting piercings/tatoos/body alterations. That shit ain't gonna look good in another 20 years, prolly less.

People who can't stop talking about themselves long enough to engage anyone else in conversation. (It's called a question, learn how to ask it.)

Men who can only get the courage to ask you to dance when they're three sheets to the wind.

Doofuses who still think bass strong enough to thump the entire block is cool.

 

[Aquagal]

Women who kill my boner before I can even have one.





That one happened once.

And it was damned good whiskey!

I bet you wouldn't be drinking it on a date again though.

 

[islandman]

I bet you wouldn't be drinking it on a date again though.

The woman won't let me date anymore.

Therefore, I can drink aplenty.

My ex in the afrer a long day of drinking, in the middle of sex asked why I don't get whiskey dick. I said because I drink beer and vodka.

It was 85F today and I had my first beer of the season.

Made me sleepy.