Turkey Cook Time

[lucky-E-leven]

Lucky, just dont be like my dad and leave the giblets inside in the bag they came in!

He forgot they were in there and stuffed the bird, dug the dressing out and low and behold in the large spoon was a white plastic bag type thinging flavouring the bird- yummy it wasnt! lol
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Did that my first year because the thing was all pressed down into the ribs and frozen there.

Looked for it for 25 minutes and gave up on it. Wasn't a big deal because I don't stuff my turkeys, but my Dad got a laugh out of it when he began carving and found it.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Enjoy......TURKZILLA!!!!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Enjoy......TURKZILLA!!!!

We will.
There will probably be enough left over to feed a small army, so come on down!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

We will.
There will probably be enough left over to feed a small army, so come on down!

I'll bring my special cranberry sauce.

 

[Guest]

I'll bring my special cranberry sauce.

I SO DONT WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE special is...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I SO DONT WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE special is...

Cloves and dried cherries...and spit.

 

[Guest]

Cloves and dried cherries...and spit.

the spit i can hang with
dried cherries???!!!! holy hell!
where do you find the virgins to sacrifice?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

the spit i can hang with
dried cherries???!!!! holy hell!
where do you find the virgins to sacrifice?

*gag*

*sputter*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

the spit i can hang with
dried cherries???!!!! holy hell!
where do you find the virgins to sacrifice?

The GB, they usually go there first.

 

[Guest]

The GB, they usually go there first.

*scribble* its never a bad idea to take notes.
you are wise before your time.
i would say beyond your years but i dont think there is such a measurment.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*scribble* its never a bad idea to take notes.
you are wise before your time.
i would say beyond your years but i dont think there is such a measurment.

I went to the Prom with God.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I went to the Prom with God.

Did she put out?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Did she put out?

Have you found Jesus?

 

[Guest]

Have you found Jesus?

he lives in a canister on our counter. we take him out to play every day.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

he lives in a canister on our counter. we take him out to play every day.

MY SON DOES NOT LIVE IN A CANNISTER....he likes jars.

 

[Alessia Brio]

.....

 

[lucky-E-leven]

MY SON DOES NOT LIVE IN A CANNISTER....he likes jars.

Did she forget to say he was properly pickled?

 

[Guest]

MY SON DOES NOT LIVE IN A CANNISTER....he likes jars.

its ceramic, you fucking snob.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Did she forget to say he was properly pickled?

Oh, well that very different..........gotta make a call to the Texas rangers and cancel.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Oh, well that very different..........gotta make a call to the Texas rangers and cancel.

*raucous laughter*

You're kidding right?
Sweetie, there ain't a Texas man alive that would leave their momma's table today.
It just isn't done.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*raucous laughter*

You're kidding right?
Sweetie, there ain't a Texas man alive that would leave their momma's table today.
It just isn't done.

Pussies.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Pussies.

You haven't seen their momma's.

 

[Guest]

Pussies.

*sigh*
no, turkies today
pussies tonight
please get this crooked.

 

[matriarch]

How quickly do cooking tips degenerate........'tis an unmeasurable skill.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

How quickly do cooking tips degenerate........'tis an unmeasurable skill.

One to aspire to, love.