TSCLT 5.0:The Hemi Dungeon Powered By Bacon

[SpeareChucker]

Then again, getting it out...


Oh who cares? Actors are a spoiled class anyway.

 

[bellisarius]

The 'sacrifices' they make to entertain us.

 

[Endrura]

*chuckle*

The Hemi-Powered Intensive Care Bear thread

LOL that's even better, but you forgot "with bacon" on the end

 

[SpeareChucker]

Care bears prefer honey...



Right?

 

[bellisarius]

Honey cured bacon.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Hemi Bacon Intensive Care Bear(s). I think that's fulfill all obligations with have with our users as well as ownership.


Home. Dawn looked fetching. Nice cardigan begging to have its buttons manipulated. Massive bosom flesh pushing it outward in a frontal-type direction. "Wat, we're here, and we see you seeing us," they said.


Yeah, I know, tits can't talk, but what if they could?


Five of us went out for Chinese. That's my second trip to this place, and it ain't all that no matter what the locals say. I may go back, and if so, I likely keep it to egg rolls and egg drop soup. Hard to fuck that up. Off to bed . . . .


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[bellisarius]

Fair to say Dawn was not among the five?

 

[bellisarius]

Here ya go Wat, edit where required then print it out and find a way to slip it to Dawn.

Dear Dawn,

My friend Wat is smitten with you. You've captured his mind and soul but alas he's reticent to call this to your attention. He longs for you to share your warmth on the long cold nights that life so often brings us. When the weasels consume his days and overwhelm him by shear numbers he longs for you to take him to your breast and comfort him. On those long hot summer nights he wants you to be there with him in the pool of cool water just below the waterfall in that mountain spring.

You've rendered him speechless so give him a sign one way or another. Put the poor boy out of his misery.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Saturday!!!


Yeah, I could. I could also hand her that and the .45 and ask fer he'p. But perhaps we should insert "massive" or "heaving" before breast so she'll know the source of the fascination.


Actually, she does have a cute face, nice eyes, and a good ass, too.


I juggled the coffee recipe this morning, and I'm not sure I like the results as much.


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[Wat_Tyler]

For the love of Sweet Babeh Jeebus diddle-fucking Christ, these Allah-damned people watch entirely too much "news."


Go outside and do something, FFS!!!!


Oh, and if you don't believe in Gawd, then you forego the right to use Gawd damn it or any other variation as anything. Hell, even Pascal's Wager is a system of something, and a better bet than taking the word of Litlibs.


If you don't think there is a power greater than you, then eat a box of Ex-Lax and will yourself not to shit yer brainz out . . . .


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[Endrura]

It's a gawd(ess) there are hundreds to choose from, and a higher power does not have to be corporeal or formed. It could be a care bear.

And a better note to Dawn: "Dear Dawn, Wat has a huge life insurance policy and a weak heart. You're welcome."

Heading out soon on an out of town errand that will allow me to have lunch with my eldest. Just enjoying some coffee until the sun comes up

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Gawdesses actually make a lot more sense, but Allah will not hear of it. You know how he gets.


Bow down before the majesty of Momma Tire Iron Intensive Care Bear, Infidel!!!


Knowing Wat's luck, Dawn is a very special kind of broken, and she's probably best left to her own devices. But she is pretty scenery, and she presents herself well, and she seems bright enough.


And it looks to be time to get this show on the road and go to see the weasels. Insh'Allah that they are compliant and productive.


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[bellisarius]

It's a gawd(ess) there are hundreds to choose from, and a higher power does not have to be corporeal or formed. It could be a care bear.

And a better note to Dawn: "Dear Dawn, Wat has a huge life insurance policy and a weak heart. You're welcome."

Heading out soon on an out of town errand that will allow me to have lunch with my eldest. Just enjoying some coffee until the sun comes up

That's just diabolically wrong.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

We shouldn't lie to nice girls . . . .


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[Saint Peter]

How can you determine if they are nice or not?

 

[SpeareChucker]

Lie?

Oh, yes, lie. Lying is a very effective dating technique.

Blast From the Past

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Home. Fuck me. Oh, what a day Dad had . . . .


And yet shit got done, outright kicked in its ass and dispatched.


I really wish that the allergies would piss off so's I could lie down and sleep the night through as Allah would have it.


I wish I could sit here and shower without moving . . . .

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[Wat_Tyler]

Fuck.


Day is done . . . .


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[Super-Surprise]

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[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Sunday!!!


Still got this respiratory shit. Allah is punishing me for the sins of my youth, I suppose. Sins and wickedness.


Bacon soda, hmmm??? Something to think about, of course. Like whether or not to add on to the house to hoard it.


So, did the Free State of Jones County ever get readmitted to the union or not? We know that Gaspipe never got freed, so . . . .


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[bellisarius]

Morning Wat.

East coast weather here today, rain showers turning to snow this evening. Good day to do some reloading. Except for noon o'clock. A friend who owns a restaurant is having a special brunch featuring Lobster/Shrimp Crepes. I think I might have to get me some of that. She's known for generous servings too.

I can take that seafood break and still knock out a 100 rnds. or so of 45. I need to check my powder stores for the WinMag though. I do believe I'm running a tad low there.

Another friend has a 220 Swift on a Win. 70 chassis he wants to sell. The price is right but the Swift is a notorious barrel burner. I'm going to have to chew on that offer for a while.

 

[SpeareChucker]

I was thinking about breakfast, but seeing the soda selection, I'm a little queasy.

Cool and rainy here again. Ah've got a lot to get done, and I hope to get to half of it, a third of it, well some of it.

I've got a dead platy floating in the tank. I'd 'fish' him out, but fuck that pilgrim, snails gotta eat too...

 

[bellisarius]

I was thinking about breakfast, but seeing the soda selection, I'm a little queasy.

Cool and rainy here again. Ah've got a lot to get done, and I hope to get to half of it, a third of it, well some of it.

I've got a dead platy floating in the tank. I'd 'fish' him out, but fuck that pilgrim, snails gotta eat too...

*chuckle* The first thing that ran through my mind was to buy up a bunch of that stuff and a few bottles of vodka to hand out to the homeless. The perfect liquid breakfast.

 

[SpeareChucker]

lol


A gift even they might turn down!

 

[bellisarius]

I doubt it, it'll be a refreshing change from Sterno.