bellisarius
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Okay, I have a bit of a tale to tell.
I got stung by a wasp yesterday evening.
I had all of my household tasks completed and decided to relax and watch a movie.
I keep a blanket on the couch just for times like that. So I covered up and got immersed in the show. I felt a tickling on my leg, which I ignored, because I know scratching won't stop a nerve tickle. The tickle seemed to be shifting around and I finally reached down to scratch it and BAM! I got hit. My first thought was Holy Shit batman! That might have been a brown recluse. In a rush of urgency, I went to the bathroom, opened up my jeans and began looking for the culprit. I saw nothing, but I began shaking out my pants leg and the little bastard flew out of the bottom (maybe I should say bitch, I think the vast majority of them are female).
Well, since I am allergic to bee and wasp stings, the rest of my evening was a little miserable.
Reminded me of PC's old 'Wasp War' thread. That was a classic.