TSCLT 4.0: Bitchy Malevolent Baby Ducks

[Wat_Tyler]

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[Chancellor_Palpatine]

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[Endrura]

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[WoundedKnee]

You know, back in the day, we used to hire the neighborhood kids to mow the lawn.
Hell, I was one of them. We all worked because our parents didn't have money to buy us anything more than the basics.
Too bad you couldn't find one of those.

Soldier, where is Hawaii?
It's all blown up sir!



What's the theme of the new thread again?

 

[WoundedKnee]

Who knows. Maybe I can flood this one today.
I've made a decision. I've got a steep gully out of sight from the road, so I'm solving some of my garage and basement problems by landfilling.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Saturday!!!


The next thread is Hemis powered by bacon. The bacon may be harvested by baby ducks, however, as I doubt we shall ever rid ourselves entirely of baby ducks.


Hell, it may not even be possible.


And now that I know they are armed, I feel a wee bit of auto-befoulment sneaking out . . . .


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[WoundedKnee]

Fear the duck. Run from the duckling. Pray they don't line up and follow you.
Coffee is good this morning.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Yep, ready for cuppa numbah twoooooooo.


Apparently, there is a weasel afoot. It needs a swift kick in its ass.


Tonight is cook-out/dinner party night . . . well, just for the three of us.


There is a funny natives-are-restless story from yesterday afternoon, but it's not worth putting out here. I mean, it is, but Wat's Social Justice system would hurt the pussies' feelings, so . . . . Wat is ever-sympathetic to such, because sympathy comes between shit and syphilis in the dictionary . . . .


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[WoundedKnee]

How's the marinade coming along?
Will there be corn on the cob?
I love corn on the cob.

 

[WoundedKnee]

Progressive "head" tax (We have to take care of the homeless remix.)

http://reason.com/blog/2018/05/04/has-seattle-hit-peak-progressivism-with

BRILLIANT!​

 

[WoundedKnee]

First they bribe them to come with massive tax breaks and Starbucks...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I still wonder what that Poor Girl felt when she realized that Paddy O'Bama wasn't really going to pay for her house and her car after all.


Regardless, though, continue to vote for that largesse.


And as long as we have a totally ass-fucked income tax system and no national sales tax, it'll keep being the broken fucked-up unfair sack of shit that it is.


Wat may need to set in some more seven six two full metal jacket . . . .


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[WoundedKnee]

My safe is very full. I'd have to do some serious shooting to make room.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

This has nothing to do with making room.


I has to do with a need to buff up one of these closets and use is for storage.


Besides, as a closet, it has the advantage of looking pretty harmless.


And of having lots of room.


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[WoundedKnee]

I'm working on creating some room, but it has a nasty habit of filling right back up.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

So, I bought this house 12 years ago, figuring that I'd never fill it.


Mom moved 5 years ago and gave me a raft of my shit that was still at her house plus shit that she jettisoned.


I have a mini-storage and I've been sorting and removing shit for the last 3 years.


I do have one vacant room now.


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[WoundedKnee]

I might buy another shed.



In honor of the upcoming new thread, I just had some cottage cheese and bacon.
The cottage cheese might be going bad. Then again, it's low-fat, so it was never good.

 

[Endrura]

I was surprised with bacon, omelettes and fresh coffee when I went downstairs
this morning. Yup, they wanted something, but it wasn't political and the food
was good. I may regret it later but not now.

This is my weekend off so my plans are whatever I feel like as I go. I would
organize the duckies but they do better as rogues and they're already lining up
allies.


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[WoundedKnee]

That pig is clearly up to no good. Keep the car doors locked.
He looks like a land pirate.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

He looks like . . . bacon on the hoof.


Outta here for awhile . . . .


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[WoundedKnee]

Well... bye.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Tell 'em Hell's comin'!!!


Hell, tell 'em I'm comin' . . . .


Home. This week is over-n-done-with in some regards. Taters are on boilin' so's I can make tater salad when the little bastards are cooked.


They're easier to cut up while raw, so I do. I hope to Allah that I don't lose no flavor when I pour the boiled water down the drain.


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[Bidin~Time]

I'm home and i suppose not going out <dramatic sigh> I could have tarted up mah hat and put on my rubber gloves and some flimsy frock and fancy shoes to celebrate Derby Cinco de Mayo Day. I woulda been fabulous too. But, no. Not this year.

 

[thør]

I'm home and i suppose not going out <dramatic sigh> I could have tarted up mah hat and put on my rubber gloves and some flimsy frock and fancy shoes to celebrate Derby Cinco de Mayo Day. I woulda been fabulous too. But, no. Not this year.

I'll throw a little extra cumin on the skirt steak tonight to celebrate Cico de Mayo.

 

[Bidin~Time]

I'll throw a little extra cumin on the skirt steak tonight to celebrate Cico de Mayo.

I'll be right there...well after some planes, trains,and automobiles.