TSCLT 4.0: Bitchy Malevolent Baby Ducks

[WoundedKnee]

Chatty catty.

My stomach is rumbling. I see breakfast in my near future.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I'm having a bit of break-fast snackage.


No milk for the cat this morning. He didn't finish his can of high-dollar cat food yesterday, so he's getting cut off.


I found these for sale the other day, by accident. They're a lot like US $5 gold pieces:


https://www.govmint.com/media/catalog/product/cache/image/beff4985b56e3afdbeabfc89641a4582/2/5/254914_1.jpg


as compared to:


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Achtung baby!!!


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[WoundedKnee]

Kentucky Derby weekend and the local news is full of race-related silliness.
Adults racing on kid's bikes. Damned fools.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

People get confused about "bike" riding.


Most of them pedal.


I twist my right wrist.


I should shop for a 89CI conversion parts kit for mine. More cubic inches, like more big fake tits but with higher horsepower.



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[bellisarius]

Cinco de Mayo and funky hat weekend all rolled together. It's going to be fun out there alright.

I wonder how Mint Julips mix with Dos Equis?

 

[WoundedKnee]

Maybe a fatter rear tire to go with it?
Ass needs to match tits, right?

 

[WoundedKnee]

My calendar says Ramadan starts very soon, but the it also says that it's really hard to protect. What kind of religion is that I ask you?

 

[bellisarius]

Maybe a fatter rear tire to go with it?
Ass needs to match tits, right?

Balance things out. It always seemed to me that women with big naturals seemed to be short changed in the ass end. Maybe it's just an optical illusion.

 

[WoundedKnee]

Or, they have chicken legs...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

How is it that chicken legs can hold up big noses like that?


Off to do a wee chore before getting ready to doctorize.


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[WoundedKnee]

Big feet.

 

[Endrura]

Since a morning spot cancelled, I'm heading out for errands as soon as my cup empties. If all goes well I should be able to start the weekend a few hours early.

Be nice to the doctor Wat, but talking about needing the proper papers reminds me of China or 1984. A little too creepy for me.

 

[Chancellor_Palpatine]

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[Wat_Tyler]

Proper papers is relative.


Even if I'm telling the inshornce guy the truth, the part with 1000% troothiness in it, I still have to have everyone else;s word in it, too.


So I just get them to bombard him.


And the cheques just keep on rollin' . . . .


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[WoundedKnee]

On the upside, you're free of pain now. Right?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Yeah, all but. It still feels a bit weird having this thingie in where my hip used to be, and the muscles are still buffing back up to where they want to be to hold everything at the angle they want it to be in.


That probably doesn't make sense to someone who hasn't undergone Teh Procedure.


What I feel is more of a small annoyance/discomfort as opposed to the misery that the old one had gotten to the point of being.


Honestly, with 1000% tr00thiness included, I have no fucking idea how I put up with the old one as long as I did.


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[Endrura]

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[Bidin~Time]

Today I saw an ad for Calvin Klein. Rubber gloves. Yes folks, rubber toilet cleaning mopping the floor gloves. After looking under the sink, I find I need to find me a party to attend.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Is there a maximum height allowed for the stackage of baby ducks?


And wouldn't it be, "up a crick in a holler?"


Obviously, I have too much time to think shit up and to shop for online goodies.


I'ma go cut the grass now . . . if the mower will start. If not, I'll make it start by fixerizing it.


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[Bidin~Time]

You are correct about bein up a crick, I shoulda spelt it correctly.

 

[WoundedKnee]

Yeah, all but. It still feels a bit weird having this thingie in where my hip used to be, and the muscles are still buffing back up to where they want to be to hold everything at the angle they want it to be in.


That probably doesn't make sense to someone who hasn't undergone Teh Procedure.


What I feel is more of a small annoyance/discomfort as opposed to the misery that the old one had gotten to the point of being.


Honestly, with 1000% tr00thiness included, I have no fucking idea how I put up with the old one as long as I did.


...

We all do. You're a real man in a fashion frowned upon by a new generation(s).

 

[bellisarius]

You are correct about bein up a crick, I shoulda spelt it correctly.

Yes you should have. Failure to have done so is the primary reason the Cree Indians shortened their name and moved to Canada. 'Crick' indeed.

 

[Endrura]

Baby ducks should be stacked away from people, for the stack of duck shit is proportional and stinky.

I thought the natives moved to Canada because they get better payouts here.

Todays wind storm was unpleasant and as a follow up we are having a thunderstorm with a chance of hail. Mother Nature needs to take parenting courses.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Overdid a bit on cutting the grass. It got about half done, or a wee bit more.


I'll hire a guy with a weeweewer to finish up.


^^^ that's how Junior said "weedeater" when he wasn't yet 3.


Second shower of the day. Off to get dressed and head out the door on a cleaned bike. Motorcycle. Harley fucking Davidson!!! Crick!!!!!



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[Chancellor_Palpatine]

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