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True (but not in the way you think?)
TNP hates petting
false and not the way you think
TNP loves to think the way they do .
TNP knows a simple three-step plan for world domination.
True. I'm just biding my time. No need to be formal and call me Mr. Satan. Lord Hades will do nicely.
TNP prefers a good salad over any other kind of meal.
Hummmm......... let's see ....... Salad or Steak? I think I'll pick the steak.
TNPTP likes convenience store coffee more than coffee shop coffee
False. It's been 16 years since.
TNP has tea every day.
True. But only when looking at chocolate. Otherwise it would be unseemly.
TNP has tried eating-as-lovemaking à la 9 1/2 Weeks. (...hopefully with the fridge doors closed.)
That is a very interesting question. Not sure. But I think it'd likely be one of my birthdays, because usually everyone is there with me around the table, being extra nice, and it's always spring.
TNP flown an airplane at least once.
False, I don’t think I even own anything that requires dry cleaning ...
TNP is the cook in the household
I would have to say false. I do the grilling and breakfasts but not the main meal.
TNP has had some sexually charged PM exchanges with someone on lit in the last 24 hours.
Edit: Sorry Dad, didn't mean to skip. True to filling out NCAA grids.. multiple likely
False
TNP will be bored by the NCAAs until the finals.
False. I live in Canada
TNP doesn't care about the NCAA'S
Not even a little bit
TNP thinks sex is the only sport worth playing
False. I don’t consider it a sport. But I’d take sex any day over football, baseball, basketball or golf.
TNP used to get out of school to watch sporting events.
Only in college, which kind of doesn't count.
TNP played a sport in school.
True. Volleyball 7th and 8th grade.
TNP spent a lot of time in detention while in school.
TNP has been to a bar in the last 48 hours.
False its been about 4 days.
TNP has gone down on someone in the last 48 hours
False.
TNP secretly prefers vanilla sex.
True. Variations are great occasionally but licking fucking and sucking are always winners.
TNP Has (gasp) naked pictures of themselves on the Internet (Oh my!)