True or False

[SophieUK]

True (but not in the way you think?)

TNP hates petting

 

[gentold]

True (but not in the way you think?)

TNP hates petting

false and not the way you think

TNP loves to think the way they do .

 

[kurrginatorX]

false and not the way you think

TNP loves to think the way they do .

True

TNP has become bemused at life.

 

[gonewrong]

TNP knows a simple three-step plan for world domination.

 

[kurrginatorX]

TNP knows a simple three-step plan for world domination.

True. I'm just biding my time. No need to be formal and call me Mr. Satan. Lord Hades will do nicely.

TNP prefers a good salad over any other kind of meal.

 

[CamronsInsider]

True. I'm just biding my time. No need to be formal and call me Mr. Satan. Lord Hades will do nicely.

TNP prefers a good salad over any other kind of meal.

Hummmm......... let's see ....... Salad or Steak? I think I'll pick the steak.

TNPTP likes convenience store coffee more than coffee shop coffee

 

[kurrginatorX]

Hummmm......... let's see ....... Salad or Steak? I think I'll pick the steak.

TNPTP likes convenience store coffee more than coffee shop coffee

I do not like coffee of any kind, now good day sir. I said good day sir.

TNP has gotten drunk in the past week.

 

[gonewrong]

False. It's been 16 years since.

TNP has tea every day.

 

[kurrginatorX]

False. It's been 16 years since.

TNP has tea every day.

True. Iced and sweet.

TNP has actually drooled when looking at food.

 

[gonewrong]

True. But only when looking at chocolate. Otherwise it would be unseemly.

TNP has tried eating-as-lovemaking à la 9 1/2 Weeks. (...hopefully with the fridge doors closed.)

 

[kurrginatorX]

True. But only when looking at chocolate. Otherwise it would be unseemly.

TNP has tried eating-as-lovemaking à la 9 1/2 Weeks. (...hopefully with the fridge doors closed.)

Well, mine was more like a la George on Seinfeld, but yeah.

What do you consider to be the happiest day of your life, not counting marriage, giving birth, divorce, or getting a new pet.

 

[gonewrong]

That is a very interesting question. Not sure. But I think it'd likely be one of my birthdays, because usually everyone is there with me around the table, being extra nice, and it's always spring.

TNP flown an airplane at least once.

 

[Karabare]

That is a very interesting question. Not sure. But I think it'd likely be one of my birthdays, because usually everyone is there with me around the table, being extra nice, and it's always spring.

TNP flown an airplane at least once.

True, many times

TNP has some dry cleaning to pick up

 

[subtle_Dom]

False, I don’t think I even own anything that requires dry cleaning ...


TNP is the cook in the household

I would have to say false. I do the grilling and breakfasts but not the main meal.

TNP has had some sexually charged PM exchanges with someone on lit in the last 24 hours.

Edit: Sorry Dad, didn't mean to skip. True to filling out NCAA grids.. multiple likely

 

[DeckardNYC]

I would have to say false. I do the grilling and breakfasts but not the main meal.

TNP has had some sexually charged PM exchanges with someone on lit in the last 24 hours.

Edit: Sorry Dad, didn't mean to skip. True to filling out NCAA grids.. multiple likely

False

TNP will be bored by the NCAAs until the finals.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

False

TNP will be bored by the NCAAs until the finals.

False , but bored as soon as my team gets knocked out

TNP's favorite college team is located in their home state

 

[WerdNerd]

False. I live in Canada

TNP doesn't care about the NCAA'S

Not even a little bit

TNP thinks sex is the only sport worth playing

 

[jasonmason]

Not even a little bit

TNP thinks sex is the only sport worth playing

False. I don’t consider it a sport. But I’d take sex any day over football, baseball, basketball or golf.

TNP used to get out of school to watch sporting events.

 

[dadbod4u]

False. I don’t consider it a sport. But I’d take sex any day over football, baseball, basketball or golf.

TNP used to get out of school to watch sporting events.

Only in college, which kind of doesn't count.

TNP played a sport in school.

 

[JerseyJade]

Only in college, which kind of doesn't count.

TNP played a sport in school.

True. Volleyball 7th and 8th grade.

TNP spent a lot of time in detention while in school.

 

[HBergeron]

True. Volleyball 7th and 8th grade.

TNP spent a lot of time in detention while in school.

True, but only until I was expelled (I did get to finish with home study and one on-campus biology class - until I got kicked out of that too). I still graduated, and went to college!

TNP has been to a bar in the last 48 hours.

 

[Grey Shadow]

TNP has been to a bar in the last 48 hours.

False its been about 4 days.

TNP has gone down on someone in the last 48 hours

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

False its been about 4 days.

TNP has gone down on someone in the last 48 hours

False.

TNP secretly prefers vanilla sex.

 

[Grey Shadow]

False.

TNP secretly prefers vanilla sex.

True. Variations are great occasionally but licking fucking and sucking are always winners.

TNP Has (gasp) naked pictures of themselves on the Internet (Oh my!)

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

True. Variations are great occasionally but licking fucking and sucking are always winners.

TNP Has (gasp) naked pictures of themselves on the Internet (Oh my!)

(Blush) possibly.

TNP is obsessed with taking selfies.