kurrginatorX
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- Oct 19, 2017
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True. Just remembered that I need to make a phone call! Thank you.
TNP is all set for the weekend, plans and all.
False. I take it as it comes.
TNP has reused coffee grounds or tea bags
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True. Just remembered that I need to make a phone call! Thank you.
TNP is all set for the weekend, plans and all.
False. I take it as it comes.
TNP has reused coffee grounds or tea bags
TRUE, who hasn’t?
TNP doesn’t drink coffee.
True. Iced tea all the way.
TNP knows the significance of a tattoo that reads "No Ragrets."
False.
The next person doesn't quite stop at every stop sign.

True! Most, but not all
TNP has never cleaned their refrigerator.
False.
The next person doesn't quite stop at every stop sign.
False
TNP has sucked toes and really turned that partner on
Oh, I'm the motherfucking shiznit when it comes to sucking toes.
TNP has fucked a slab of raw meat.
True, mmmm
TNP is waiting for a new sex toy to arrive in the post
False.
TNP has simulated fellatio on a fruit or vegetable.
True.
TNP has simulated anal sex with a fruit or vegetable.
Tried, but I'm too tight. Maybe I shouldn't have started with the jumbo squash.
TNP has a fetish for cankles.
Well, I could help with that.
False
TNP came already today
Well, I could help with that.
False
TNP came already today
False
TNP can self-suck
Alas, false, but not for lack of research and effort.
TNP has watched strangers having sex with curtains open
True, but then in true coitus interruptus fashion, I knocked on the door and ran away--heeheehee
TNP went to the DMV on the DL
False. TNP likes the D of DMV.
Fasle and
TNP has driven to the DMV without a license and insurance.
True
TNP has dialed 867-5309
True
TNP has dialed 867-5309