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Oh, I'm the motherfucking shiznit when it comes to sucking toes.

TNP has fucked a slab of raw meat.


False: But I once heard of a chef who got caught doing so in the walk in of his restaurant. Caution, beware of the steak and bearnaise.

TNP: has tasted their own sex, male or female, in whatever fashion, in the last 5 days.
 
Alas, false, but not for lack of research and effort.

TNP has watched strangers having sex with curtains open

True, but then in true coitus interruptus fashion, I knocked on the door and ran away--heeheehee

TNP went to the DMV on the DL
 
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